Tennis Star Hottie Dominika Cibulkova Oiled Up In Swimsuits

The next time you say women's tennis is not a real sport, I want you to consider something painfully obvious. So many of them are super hot so shut your mouth before this wonderful thing goes away. Or would you like me to shut it with catgut and ferocity? 

Take for instance Slovakian blonde sexastic stroker Dominika Cibulkova who just so happens to be oiled up and down and all the which ways in a swimsuit in Break magazine. Oh, sure, you could show her playing tennis, and she's very very good. But why not show her slick and alluring and downright greasy enticing and remind everybody why women's tennis is better than men's. Hand well played, Dominika. Body to be played if you know what I mean. I don't, but I'm hoping you do. Oil spill on aisle nine. I'm the cleanup. Yes, that is my mop. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Break Magazine