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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Kisses a Porn Star While Smoking Hookah

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bill-swift - May 15, 2013

I don't really get the joys of hookah, and I'm hardly a man without his sins. But I do get two porn stars kissing. Err, one porn star, Riley Jensen, and one Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham. I could easily put two ladies with onscreen talents into my pipe and smoke 'em, if you know what I'm saying. And I don't know what I'm saying half the time.

My interview with Teen Mom led me to believe she was a wholesome, devout, and quite naive child of nature. I feel a bit betrayed. But in a tingly happy place kind of way. So, we're still good.

(Don't forget to get your Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom and all other celebrity sex tapes to watch for just a few bucks. I've seen it four times now, so, you know, I'm not just the President, I'm a client.)



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