Sam Robeson - September 20, 2018
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Kendall Jenner just proved that she got the brains of the Jenndashian brothel by being able to identify a general part of the human anatomy. Jenner caption an Instagram post of her torso with:
Technically this is just my torso...
Very good Kendall. Kris' homeschooling worked wonders. If Kendall's sisters' torsos weren't smothered out by big fake tits and fat pussies, they might be able to identify theirs as well. Kendall remains the only Jenndashian not proportioned like a hooking snowman, and is the only one - besides oddly Kourtney, which is something I should see a psychiatrist about - whose body doesn't give me bloody stool. Something I should see a doctor about.
2018 Kendall is done with her days of catfishing rich douchebags onto deserted islands in the Bahamas and solving police brutality with Pepsi, and is now free to just tease her wares on Instagram drama-free. Most rappers and NBA players, as well as anyone who has seen Kendall's tits-out horse pics, know what Jenner looks like naked. But that doesn't mean we should shy away from some dec Insta underboob. Can you say "underboob" Kendall? Very good.
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