Now is the time to live and drink booze and be merry. The Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer is a brew that you can enjoy for all seasons. Don't let its name fool you, though, because it has nothing to do with Optimus Prime or the autobots. It does make for a catchy, pun-ny name, but the semblance ends there... Read More
Sometimes, wiping your ass after taking a dump gets plain nasty. Especially if you have an ass that's bigger than the average, or sh't that's messier and (ugh) stickier than the average. For dirty tasks like this, you need more than just water and soap or toilet paper. You need shittens. Shittens... Read More
Tard is the Grumpy Cat. Not just a grumpy cat, but the Grumpy Cat that has spawned thousands of memes and related products and imagery. She recently made an appearance at SXSW, which further cemented her status as the top cat of all cats in the feline underground. Now she's been immortalized in LEGO... Read More
Miracle drinks that claim to sober you right up have popped up every now and then over the past few years. Some work, while others are just bullsh't concoctions that want to charge you a pretty penny for lemon-flavored carbonated water. For my money, a bottle of Excedrin blended with coffee, ice and... Read More
If you've ever passed by an actual crime scene and looked at the victim chalk drawings the police made on the ground, then you've probably wondered as well how they're transported and buried. Especially if it looks like they died sprawled all over the ground or in some other pose that would render them... Read More
Remember that movie from the late nineties called Face Off, where John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swapped faces for a highly classified police mission? Obviously it's medically and scientifically impossible to just 'swap' faces, but the performances of these two actors made you forget (or at least ignore)... Read More
Girlfriend complaining that you smell like crap again? There's only two things you can do at this point: take a bath (which we all know you hate having to do) or make yourself smell infinitely worse by spraying some Eau de Zombie on your neck and wrists. Which will it be? Demeter is known for their... Read More
Need that constant buzz to stay productive? I'm not talking about boozing up or overloading yourself with caffeine. I'm talking about that literal buzz that you hear while you're in a coffee shop that seems to bizarrely contribute to your productivity. It might just be all in your head, but you're... Read More
The world could end tomorrow. According to the Mayans, it was supposed to end years ago, but we're still here--and thank the heavens above for that! Because what would life be if we didn't all live to at least see Spring Breakers hit the big screen, right? Right. We're not in the clear yet. Anything... Read More
There's no need to pop those blue pills that Hugh Hefner loves so much--at least, not yet. Not before you've tried changing your diet and loading up on aphrodisiacs so you can power up your moves in the bedroom the all-natural way, that is. And if you're up to try out another kind of super food to up... Read More
Note the lack of enthusiasm in our headline. It seems like the tide has turned and Samsung is getting the attention that Apple used to when it came to the latter's iPhone launches. Many have dubbed Samsung's Galaxy smartphone series as the iPhone killer, but is this really the phone that Apple haters... Read More
Think you're the only one who gets thirsty during long trips? Think again. You probably use your phone or music player a lot when you travel. Chances are, they're already out of juice by the time you reach your destination. Don't spend the rest of the trip wondering how many calls you're missing or without... Read More
Who would've thought that something so stylish could come packed in such a flat box? The folks behind the Lasso Slippers will change your mind about fancy footwear once you get a pair of your own. The inspiration for these simple, DIY slippers came on a cold Winter's night, when the designer's toes... Read More
Your online accounts are at risk every second of the day from the attacks of hackers who are constantly on the prowl. But setting up difficult-to-crack passwords isn't exactly an easy thing to do. Sure, coming up with strings of text, numbers, and special characters might seem simple enough, but it's... Read More
There's something about mannequins that I find really unsettling. Maybe it's the dead eyes, the plastered smiles, or the stiff poses, but I never got around to appreciating them for what they're supposed to be. (So if you see someone tiptoeing around a mannequin to get to the other side, yeah, that's... Read More
