The only thing Instagram is good for is following hot models who post pictures of themselves frolicking in bikinis online. Other than that, it's full of crap that other people post, like what they're eating or wearing. (That's only interesting if the 'what' is replaced with 'who'..) It's also interesting... Read More
Can't decide which way to go sometimes? Well, this double front-ended Ford is an automobile that matches your personality then, because it's been modded so you can drive it both ways--left and right or front and back, depending on how you look at it. Described as a 'clown' car, it was recently put... Read More
Blood-curdling battle scenes. A sprawling ensemble cast. The occasional sex scene that's so violently passionate, it's enough to get even our panties in a bunch--and that's not something you see everyday. Ah, yes, that's Game of Thrones in a nutshell. The show's one of the best things we've seen on... Read More
Who says Easter eggs are just for kids? This holiday is just as much for adults as it is for minors. Nobody out there might be selling candy eggs with bodacious bods painted on them, but why limit yourself to what you can buy when you can make it yourself? Some guys took the lead and did more than... Read More
Want to crank out notes that's so bad-ass and gnarly that it's enough to wake the walking dead (and piss of the living undead?) You'll need mad guitar-playing skills and an equally hardcore guitar in the form of Travis Stevens' zombie apocalypse guitar? It's actually just a Fender Stratocaster,... Read More
Nobody digs bad breath. Not even the ugliest broad will spread her legs wide for you if you walk into the room with a huge chunk of meat stuck between your two front teeth. The mental image that line brings up is disgusting enough. How much more if that happened in real life? When it comes to dating... Read More
Crystal balls and fortune cookies are a thing of the past. We've got Fortune-Telling Bacon now--and it's about damn time. The pork gods have heeded our call for wisdom and they're sending oodles and oodles of these magical strips of bacon so we can unravel our fates and our fortunes. It's just too... Read More
In an alternate dimension where television exerts more influence than it should on society, a new line of Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors were created. They are AmeriCone Dream, Late Night Snack, Phish Food, and Shweddy Balls, which is destined to be everyone's favorite. Too bad this alternate... Read More
I don't think guys care very much what kind of bra their girl wears, as long as it's easy to unhook. Nothing kills the mood more than struggling with the hook while you're both in the throes of passion. But hey, if you're the type of guy who wants to get a show before doing the dirty, then you might... Read More
It can't fly or hover, but this Millenium Falcon sled is all kinds of awesome. It was built by super dad Sean Murray for his Jedi-in-training daughter. Going down the slopes in a plain old sled is boring, don't you think? Sean livens things up by building a sled that looks like a miniature Millenium... Read More
No luck in your bid to convince your girlfriend to let you color her jugs? Don't fret, because whatever pleasures you might derive from slathering paint onto your girl's melons can still be had with this obviously NSFW alternative that we found for you. The best part? You can easily buy it off Amazon... Read More
Have you heard of KISS? Not KISS, as in the rock band, but KISS as in 'Keep It Simple, Stupid.' I first heard that line from a professor I had in college, and let me just say that advice proved to be more useful that kissing their asses (which some other people did but failed anyway.) KISS reminds... Read More
How often do you beat the bishop and what gets you into the mood? Whether it's girls gone wild or moms you'd like to bang, P0rn MD knows it all. It's an interactive infographic that lets interested wankers look up their state's prevailing jerk-off habits. For example, if you hail from California,... Read More
Sriracha is the new bacon. Remember how everyone just couldn't stop adding hints of bacon to totally random stuff last year, from mayonnaise and gravy to scarves and curtains? Well, it looks like Sriracha has taken its place (or at least shares the top spot) and rightly so. This hot sauce is hot--and... Read More
Now is the time to live and drink booze and be merry. The Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer is a brew that you can enjoy for all seasons. Don't let its name fool you, though, because it has nothing to do with Optimus Prime or the autobots. It does make for a catchy, pun-ny name, but the semblance ends there... Read More
