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What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

News | November 7, 2014, 7:00 am

What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

We like big butts and we cannot lie. We like three-dimensional asses even more, and we're off to see more of 'em in the 3D Book of Big Butts. You probably haven't picked up a book since college, but this is one volume you'll come back to again and again and again... The book is chock full of big... Read More

You Need This: Goatee Shaving Template

News | November 6, 2014, 11:00 am

You Need This: Goatee Shaving Template

We might not have pros doing our goatees like Robert Downey Jr., but that doesn't mean a clean and perfectly-shaped goatee is out of reach. In fact, something as simple as this goatee shaving template can be the solution to all your fugly goatee troubles. Simply position the template over your mouth,... Read More

Don't Knock 'Em Over: Pool Ball Shot Glasses

News | November 6, 2014, 7:00 am

Don't Knock 'Em Over: Pool Ball Shot Glasses

You're supposed to knock the balls into the pockets when you're playing pool, but the mechanics are totally different with these pool ball shot glasses. With these babies, you're supposed to known down shots into your mouth instead. As you can see, ┬áthe base of each of the glasses looks like pool... Read More

Don't Throw Your Money On This: Cash Suit

News | November 5, 2014, 11:01 am

Don't Throw Your Money On This: Cash Suit

This is a suit that's covered with Benjamins all over. It's tacky, but I'd totally put it on at the risk of becoming a pariah if they were real. Unfortunately, they're not, so why anyone would actually want to wear it is beyond me. If you're moneyed, then steer clear of this suit and get one elsewhere.... Read More

Customized Message Ribbon Makes the World More Fun

News | November 5, 2014, 7:00 am

Customized Message Ribbon Makes the World More Fun

The world is full of sh'tty drivers and crappy parkers. But the best course of action to take is to keep calm and stick one of these blue ribbons onto their windshield. It looks like those blue ribbons that are given out during special awards, but these customized ones carry special messages that'll... Read More

This Teddy Bear's Got a Bulb for a Head

News | November 4, 2014, 11:00 am

This Teddy Bear's Got a Bulb for a Head

It's adorable and pretty creepy at the same time. This lamp has the body of a teddy bear as its stand but a light bulb for a head, complete with lampshade. It's not that creepy but it's enough to give teddy bear-phobic people a lot of nightmares, that's for sure. The decapitated teddy bear connects... Read More

So You'll Know Before You Run Out: The End Is In Sight Electrical Tape

News | November 4, 2014, 7:00 am

So You'll Know Before You Run Out: The End Is In Sight Electrical Tape

So you're in the middle of fixing some stuff up when the inevitable happens: you run out of tape. There's none left in your work shed, so you have to drop everything and run out to the store to get some more. It's this particular first-world problem that The End Is In Sight Electrical Tape solves.... Read More

Dream Come True: Bacon Cream Cheese

News | November 3, 2014, 11:00 am

Dream Come True: Bacon Cream Cheese

Every day is a great day if you've got bagels slathered in none other than Philadelphia's Bacon Cream Cheese. Everyone's favorite cream cheese spread now has bits of Oscar Meyer bacon to give it a hint of smokiness and the meatiness that goes oh-so-well with that bagel or slice of toast. Pair with... Read More

Shrine Sneaker Duffel Has Special Compartments For Your Kicks

News | November 3, 2014, 7:00 am

Shrine Sneaker Duffel Has Special Compartments For Your Kicks

Carrying separate shoe bags for your sneakers can be a pain. Unfortunately, throwing them into your duffel bag with the rest of your stuff isn't an option (unless you're a total slob.) Good thing there's the Shrine Sneaker Duffel bag that's got two special compartments on the side for your sneaks.... Read More

Pumpkin Suit: It's So Tacky, It's (Almost) Scary!

News | October 31, 2014, 11:00 am

Pumpkin Suit: It's So Tacky, It's (Almost) Scary!

So you were one of the legions of dudes who decided to dress up as a zombie this Halloween. Well, it ain't too early to plan next year's costume, so why not start niow? Steer clear of zombies, vampires, and firemen and go for the creepy dude in a cheap suit look. next year The suit lets you achieve... Read More

Endless Fun: Inflatable Beer Pong Game

News | October 31, 2014, 7:00 am

Endless Fun: Inflatable Beer Pong Game

Too hot to stay to party? No such thing when you've got the inflatable beer pong. It lets you take everyone's favorite drinking game into the water so everyone can cool off while unwinding and warming up their insides with their favorite booze. Every dude needs one. Get It: $34... Read More

Bricked Data: LEGO USB Drive

News | October 30, 2014, 11:00 am

Bricked Data: LEGO USB Drive

Bricking your device-- and essentially turning it into a paper weight-- is extremely sh'tty. But there's nothing sh'tty about the LEGO USB drive because it stores your data in a quirky shell that looks just like one of those LEGO blocks that you used to play with when you were a kid. Go on. Brick... Read More

For Work and Play: Ping Pong Conference Table

News | October 30, 2014, 7:00 am

For Work and Play: Ping Pong Conference Table

Whoever said that work and play don't mix obviously didn't hear about the Ping Pong conference table. The name basically says it all. First of all, it's a tasteful conference table that should work for most of your needs. But when the clock strikes five, you can transform it into a ping pong table... Read More

Multiple Bag Carrier: Because Real Men Buy Groceries

News | October 29, 2014, 11:00 am

Multiple Bag Carrier: Because Real Men Buy Groceries

Grocery shopping ain't that bad. Whether you were coerced into going to the store ("No dinner until you buy the meat!") or bribed ("I'll be too tired later if I still have to go to the store, so..") you probably have to set foot in the grocery at some point in your life. And since it's inevitable,... Read More

You're a One-Man Show: Inflatable Riding Gorilla Costume

News | October 28, 2014, 11:00 am

You're a One-Man Show: Inflatable Riding Gorilla Costume

So a lot of costumes have been making the rounds on the internet calling for a combined effort when it comes to costunes: one dude in a gorilla costume carrying the other one trapped in a cage, another of a yeti, and so on and so forth. If you want something just as awesome, but minus one person,... Read More