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Oh, Holy WTF: One-Sided Grape Smuggling Underwear

News | April 17, 2013, 11:00 am

Oh, Holy WTF: One-Sided Grape Smuggling Underwear

These pairs of underwear--can you still call them a pair?!--are by French underwear retailer Inderwear. As you can see, they're one-sided. And they're supposed to be sexy. They're so tiny, they make those teeny weeny Speedos (aka grape smugglers) look huge. Buy a pair for your bros as a prank.... Read More

The Keyper is a Keeper of Keys

News | April 17, 2013, 7:00 am

The Keyper is a Keeper of Keys

If you keep your keys in your pocket with your phone, then chances are you've observed a bevy of scratches all over your device. You can just replace the case once it's too scratched up to bear, but if you didn't put your phone in a case in the first place, then you'll probably have to spend a pretty... Read More

Showboatr Lets People Show Off Their Mad Skills (VIDEO)

News | April 16, 2013, 11:00 am

Showboatr Lets People Show Off Their Mad Skills (VIDEO)

Never judge a girl by what she can do with her hands. Instead, judge her abilities for what she can do with anything but her hands. Like her feet, for example. You'll know there's nothing she can't do if she can control her lower limbs with the same dexterity as her hands. You can't exactly tell a... Read More

The Force is With These Star Wars iPhone Cases

News | April 16, 2013, 7:00 am

The Force is With These Star Wars iPhone Cases

Now is the time to buy a Star Wars-themed iPhone case. Why? I'll give you two good reasons: Disney has acquired LucasFilm and they're making Episode VII. If it's a dud, you could always tell people you got the case before the movie was released and you're paying homage to the original movies in the... Read More

Whovian Approved: Flying TARDIS R/C Helicopter

News | April 15, 2013, 11:00 am

Whovian Approved: Flying TARDIS R/C Helicopter

The TARDIS sure doesn't do a lot of flying, given that it's supposed to be a space ship and all. Even the Doctor noticed when he commented about it in 2006's Christmas special, The Runaway Bride. But if it flew, you'd expect it to just fly without any propellers or jets, right, because it is TARDIS after... Read More

Brew Clip Combines What Every Guy Needs: A Money Clip and A Bottle Opener

News | April 15, 2013, 7:00 am

Brew Clip Combines What Every Guy Needs: A Money Clip and A Bottle Opener

After a long and hard day at work, what every guy wants (or needs, really) is a bottle or two of ice cold beer. To get from beerless to beerful, a guy needs two things: money and a bottle opener. Booze in cans is fine, but there's nothing more refreshing and generally more enjoyable than chugging down... Read More

These Should Be Real: Pac-Man And Ghost Hoodies

News | April 13, 2013, 7:00 am

These Should Be Real: Pac-Man And Ghost Hoodies

Pac-Man never gets old. It's one of the awesomest arcade games of all time--and proof of this is the fact that people still play it in this day and age. Heck, it's even one of the fourteen games that are going to be exhibited in the Museum of Modern Art's new video game collection. The Pac-Man... Read More

Meat for Your Meat: Smokin' Bacon Condoms

News | April 12, 2013, 11:00 am

Meat for Your Meat: Smokin' Bacon Condoms

You should never leave home without one. And by that, I mean rubber. Who knows when the opportunity for a wild and random romp would present itself? Nobody does, but like they always say, it's better to be safe than sorry. If you're into kinky stuff and are starting to find regular old jimmies boring,... Read More

For the DIY Egotastic! Man: How to Make A Plush Game Controller (VIDEO)

News | April 12, 2013, 7:00 am

For the DIY Egotastic! Man: How to Make A Plush Game Controller (VIDEO)

If you can't beat them, then make them join you. I'm talking to dudes with non-gamer girlfriends who keep harping about how much time they spend on their video games. You don't need to explain anything or change your gaming habits; you just need to get creative and get her to actually want to play by... Read More

May the Frost Be With You: Han Solo in Carbonite Pop Tarts

News | April 11, 2013, 11:00 am

May the Frost Be With You: Han Solo in Carbonite Pop Tarts

"May the Frost be With You." That scene from Star Wars where Han Solo was frozen in carbonite is nothing short of iconic. Now you can stare at it every morning with your breakfast cup of coffee because you can have your Han on a plate (with frosting!)--and eat it, too. That's only if Brian Altano's design... Read More

Hopefully This'll Lead Somewhere Else: Simon Memory Game Belt Buckle

News | April 11, 2013, 7:00 am

Hopefully This'll Lead Somewhere Else: Simon Memory Game Belt Buckle

Ready for some foreplay before foreplay? Okay, so memory games don't necessarily led to sexy time, but it does make women fawn over an area that's close to your junk's vicinity. This Simon memory game belt buckle isn't for sale, since it was modded by the folks at if Industries, but I'm pretty sure... Read More

WTF: Zombie Ex-Girlfriend Shooting Target Actually Bleeds

News | April 10, 2013, 11:00 am

WTF: Zombie Ex-Girlfriend Shooting Target Actually Bleeds

"The Ex" is a zombie shooting target that was created by Zombie Industries. It's a fun concept and it's different from other targets in the sense that it actually bleeds. Of course, it's not real blood. They're fashioned based on zombies after all. Its makers describe it as being "hand painted to accurately... Read More

Because Hunchbacks Get Laid Less: LUMOback Posture Sensor

News | April 10, 2013, 7:00 am

Because Hunchbacks Get Laid Less: LUMOback Posture Sensor

By 'hunchbacks', we mean dudes with otherwise normal spines who slouch so much, they might as well be Michaelangelo. Or Donatello. The fact is, nobody wants to get it on with a slouchy dude. Slouches look bad, they give off an "I'm-too-lazy-to-stand-up-straight" vibe which might as well translates to... Read More

Beer Pong Arcade Game: It's No Fun Without the Booze (VIDEO)

News | April 9, 2013, 11:00 am

Beer Pong Arcade Game: It's No Fun Without the Booze (VIDEO)

When it comes to beer pong, it's all about the aim. It's the only game where the winners are losers and where the losers are winners--depending on what you feel like doing and drinking, that is. But the game's just not the same without the booze. That's the concept that the guys behind the Beer Pong... Read More

Instant Heart Attack: Aliens Chestburster-In-A-Can

News | April 9, 2013, 7:00 am

Instant Heart Attack: Aliens Chestburster-In-A-Can

Nothing sucks more than finding out that you've got a chestburster living inside your body. Fortunately (or is that unfortunately?), you've only got a couple seconds to deal with that realization because that writhing little alien will already be in the process of bursting through your chest. And if... Read More