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Cobra JumPack Charges Your Phone, Jumpstarts Your Car

News | July 7, 2014, 11:00 am

Cobra JumPack Charges Your Phone, Jumpstarts Your Car

Can your power bank do what the Cobra JumPack can? Aside from giving you some emergency power when you need it, it has enough juice to jumpstart your car by using a 200A starting current when you find yourself stranded. Granted, it's bulkier than your average power bank but the power it can store more... Read More

Compact and Comfy: Aeros Premium Pillow

News | July 7, 2014, 7:00 am

Compact and Comfy: Aeros Premium Pillow

Camping is fun, but you obviously shouldn't expect to be comfortable while you're spending a night or two in the great outdoors. Or should you? That depends on whether or not you've got the right gear for your trip, one example being the Aeros Premium Pillow. It often doesn't make sense to bring a pillow... Read More

For Your Girl: Flashbang Gun Holster Bra

News | July 4, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Girl: Flashbang Gun Holster Bra

The Flashbang Gun holster is the perfect present for that gun-toting gal in your life. It's a firearm holster that's meant to be snapped onto the front of her bra, right in the middle of her hooters. Of course, bigger guns will clearly show unless she's wearing something bulky as well. The Flashbang... Read More

Patchnride Patches Up Holes on Bike Tires In a Jiffy

News | July 4, 2014, 7:00 am

Patchnride Patches Up Holes on Bike Tires In a Jiffy

Bikes will get you to where you need to go fast, but flats will get you down just as quickly. Few, if any, people actually carry a spare tire, which is why the Patchnride will come in extremely handy during those times. It's a pen-like device that patches up any holes on your tire in a matter of seconds. All... Read More

LOLWTF: Fleshlight LaunchPAD Lets You Hump Your Tablet

News | July 3, 2014, 11:00 am

LOLWTF: Fleshlight LaunchPAD Lets You Hump Your Tablet

Two years ago, the world was introduced to the concept of the Fleshlight iPad case. The company is in the business of making toys for the big boys. Not cars, mind you, but flashlight-shaped contraptions that let dudes stuck their dongs in to have a grand ol' time. If you know what I mean. It took... Read More

Salami Dreams: Sleep on a Bed of Pizza

News | July 3, 2014, 7:00 am

Salami Dreams: Sleep on a Bed of Pizza

You eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You eat it with ramen toppings and piles of bacon on top. There's tiers upon tiers of pizza sold off as cakes, and even a pizza taco if you feel like having more than just a pie. Well, if you love the damned pie so much, then why don't you sleep in it? Not... Read More

Dreams of Gaming: Video Game Cartridge Pillows

News | July 2, 2014, 11:00 am

Dreams of Gaming: Video Game Cartridge Pillows

You've played the games, now lay on them. Not on the actual video game cartridges (because obviously that ain't going to be comfortable), but on these video game cartridge pillows that look like--surprise, surprise--video game cartridges Nintendo made in the nineties that you couldn't stop playing. They... Read More

Kool Tool is the Koolest Belt and Multi-Tool Buckle Ever

News | July 2, 2014, 7:00 am

Kool Tool is the Koolest Belt and Multi-Tool Buckle Ever

You might think you're a cool cat, but nobody's too cool to do some DIY and repairs once in a while. Case in point would be the Kool Tool, which is a belt buckle that doubles as a multi-tool. It looks like an over-sized buckle and doesn't look too out of the ordinary, considering all the other outrageous... Read More

Nothing Beats Wireless: Earin Wireless Earbuds

News | July 1, 2014, 11:00 am

Nothing Beats Wireless: Earin Wireless Earbuds

Not a fan of wires? Neither are we. Apparently, neither are the makers of the Earin Wireless Earbuds that do away with wires completely. As the name implies, the ear buds are meant to go in your ears--'ear in'--get it? They're small, too. In fact, they're the smallest earbuds in the market and they come... Read More

Poke Rims Keep Other Cars Out of Your Way

News | July 1, 2014, 7:00 am

Poke Rims Keep Other Cars Out of Your Way

Don't you just hate it when other cars get too close to yours on the road? Unfortunately mods that push them out of the way (or make them regret coming too close to your car) either don't exist or are illegal. A little something called Poke Rims, however, is crookedly in the middle. As the name implies,... Read More

Drink Booze Like a Boss: Das Horn

News | June 30, 2014, 11:00 am

Drink Booze Like a Boss: Das Horn

Drink like your ancestors did with the Das Horn. It's the ultimate modern version of the ancient drinking horn that can hold up to 24 ounces of your poison of choice. It's made from BPA-free plastic, so you don't have to worry about literally poisoning yourself with that nasty toxic plastic stuff. The... Read More

Holla Bears Say What You Wanna Say to Your Shawty

News | June 30, 2014, 7:00 am

Holla Bears Say What You Wanna Say to Your Shawty

Teddy bears are the default presents when it comes to last-minute gifts and I-have-no-idea-what-to-get-her presents. So much so that chicks are starting to dig them less and less because presumably no extra thought went into the gift-giving thought process. Well, prove her wrong while still being the... Read More

Hypnotizing: Never-Ending Slinky Machine

News | June 27, 2014, 11:00 am

Hypnotizing: Never-Ending Slinky Machine

The slinky has been around since the forties. It was awesome then and it's still awesome now. Granted, there are a lot of cool toys on the market that beats it on many different levels, but few can feat it in the simplicity factor. And the fact that you can do a lot with it, given its construction. To... Read More

Lighter Camera Records Where No Other Camera Has Recorded Before

News | June 27, 2014, 7:00 am

Lighter Camera Records Where No Other Camera Has Recorded Before

So there's a hot chick a few rows down. Few women appreciate seeing a dude whip his phone out and point it towards their direction, which is why you need a shooter that's discrete and low-key. Something like the Lighter Camera, which will allow you to take pictures and go where no other camera has gone... Read More

Floating Cooler Brings the Party to the Pool

News | June 26, 2014, 11:00 am

Floating Cooler Brings the Party to the Pool

Now you can swim to your heart's content with a bottle of your favorite booze in hand--without having to leave the pool to get it--thanks to the Floating Cooler. It's basically a floating cooler with a removable ice chest in the middle, which is where the drinks are supposed to go. If you're done... Read More