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Make It Real: Albuquerque Action Squad 'Breaking Bad' LEGO Set

News | March 5, 2014, 11:00 am

Make It Real: Albuquerque Action Squad 'Breaking Bad' LEGO Set

Breaking Bad was awesome while it lasted. If you're still mourning for the great Heisenberg and haven't moved on from the show, then here's something that won't do anything to ease your fixation on his meth-making ways: the Albuquerque Action Squad. Since the chances of LEGO releasing an official... Read More

'Too Cool to Do Drugs' Pencils Are Pretty Cool

News | March 5, 2014, 7:00 am

'Too Cool to Do Drugs' Pencils Are Pretty Cool

You might be too cool to do drugs, but you'll never be too cool to own these pencils. You might remember similar ones that were handed out back in the nineties as part of an anti-drug campaign. The not-too-bright folks behind the idea eventually realized that you're left with nothing but 'drugs' with... Read More

Want to Challenge a Parking Ticket? There's An App For That

News | March 4, 2014, 11:00 am

Want to Challenge a Parking Ticket? There's An App For That

So today was a good day...until you walk out of the office and see that all-too-familiar ticket on your windshield. Now, most people insist that they weren't in the wrong. At the same time, they just end up paying for the ticket anyway because it's the lesser of the evils (read: fines.) But challenging... Read More

For Phonoholics: HOYO Smartphone Shower Case

News | March 4, 2014, 7:00 am

For Phonoholics: HOYO Smartphone Shower Case

Sexting with your long-distance girlfriend at seven in the morning? Don't let the time difference get in the way! You don't have to be late for work either, because you can shower and have a virtual bang at the same time and still be on time when you clock in at work. The secret? The HOYO Smartphone... Read More

Drinks on the Sly: Danish Fuel Jerry Can Bar Cabinet

News | March 3, 2014, 11:00 am

Drinks on the Sly: Danish Fuel Jerry Can Bar Cabinet

Everything you need to have a good ol' time is in this Jerry can. Don't let looks deceive you, because obviously nobody's going to have any fun at all with a can of gasoline. But swap out the insides with these bottles of booze and glasses, and you've got yourself a party that's just waiting to happen. These... Read More

You'll Wonder How You Ever Lived Without It: Decked Truck Storage

News | March 3, 2014, 7:00 am

You'll Wonder How You Ever Lived Without It: Decked Truck Storage

If the inside of your truck looks like someone's living in it (or worse, if it looks like entire family is living in it), then it's time you get one of these Decked truck storage cabinets. Sure, you can make your own with some plastic sheets and drawers and bolts and stuff, but why make your own if you... Read More

Mortal Coil is Immortal: 3D-Printed Skull Slinky

News | February 28, 2014, 11:00 am

Mortal Coil is Immortal: 3D-Printed Skull Slinky

3D printing makes a lot of previously impossible things possible. Take the Mortal Coil, for example. It's a three-dimensional slinky in the shape of a skull that lets grown-up dudes play and do tricks using slinkies minus the shame--remember when the only options available were slinkies made for kids... Read More

GDC Money Clip Puts a Blade Beside Your Benjamins

News | February 28, 2014, 7:00 am

GDC Money Clip Puts a Blade Beside Your Benjamins

The GDC Money Clip does more than just hold your benjamins. Aside from being capable of holding up to five credit cards and cash, it also hides a 1.75-inch stainless steel blade on the reverse that can come in handy when you find yourself in dire situations (like when someone's trying to rob you) or... Read More

Let Sleeping Dudes Sleep: Pillow Inflates When Snorer's Snore

News | February 27, 2014, 11:00 am

Let Sleeping Dudes Sleep: Pillow Inflates When Snorer's Snore

People snore for a variety of reasons. Whatever the reason, it's still annoying as hell if you have to sleep in the same room with an incredibly loud snorer. So get them this pillow as a present (and send a message that mostly goes like this: stop snoring like a b'tch, yo! Not that they can help it though...) The... Read More

Damn Handsome Beer Soap for Damn Handsome Dudes

News | February 27, 2014, 7:00 am

Damn Handsome Beer Soap for Damn Handsome Dudes

You love beer so much, you might as well wash your hands in it. It would be wasteful to pour premium booze down the drain, so some folks came up with the dumb weird smart sensible idea of incorporating spent hops from a local brewery into a bar of hand soap. That's not the only thing that sets the Damn... Read More

Cthulhu Lamp Sculpture: Devouring Souls Along With the Night

News | February 26, 2014, 11:00 am

Cthulhu Lamp Sculpture: Devouring Souls Along With the Night

This lamp sculpture is inspired by none other than Cthulhu, one of H. P. Lovecraft's most popular cosmic entity yet. While the lamp won't exactly devour human souls, it will devour the night and its ensuing darkness with the flick of a switch. It was put together by French Canadian artist Karl Dupere-Richer who... Read More

Magnetic Koozie: Booze Up Wherever There's Metal

News | February 26, 2014, 7:00 am

Magnetic Koozie: Booze Up Wherever There's Metal

There's a koozie for every occasion. Feel like being discreet? Get one of these Coke koozies and disguise your can of booze as a can of soda. Feel like being clever with your koozie? Then throw your can into the Keg koozie and chug down all that you can. Unfortunately, a man's isn't all fun and games. The... Read More

Because I Got High: Weed-Flavored Rubber

News | February 25, 2014, 11:00 am

Because I Got High: Weed-Flavored Rubber

If you can't get your girl to give you more head than you'd normally like, then this little green pack of rubber might encourage her to be a wee bit more generous. These are called Cannodoms and they're actually condoms slathered with the unique flavor of cannabis. They're sold in packs of 50 for $54,... Read More

Skull Speakers for Killer Sound

News | February 25, 2014, 7:00 am

Skull Speakers for Killer Sound

So you drink Kah Tequila in those ghastly skull bottles. Now it's time to give your speakers the same effect (but all blinged out this time around) with these skull speakers by Jarre Technologies. These speakers are in the form of life-sized skulls who are donning shades because, yeah, they're cool... Read More

Pay-to-Snooze Alarm Clock: I'm Gonna Be Poor

News | February 24, 2014, 11:00 am

Pay-to-Snooze Alarm Clock: I'm Gonna Be Poor

This alarm clock can make you poor (or poorer, if you're already broke and strapped for cash as we speak.) One of the reasons why you're probably broke is because you can't hold down a job...because you're always sleeping in and punching in late. Well, that's about to change, if you get this Pay-to-Snooze... Read More