So you're trying to shuffle and failing horribly because your hands are too freakin' small. If it weren't for the Hoyle Slice Playing Cards, I'd probably just tell you to leave the table or give up being a dealer for good because it's just going to mess up your game and crimp your style. Because honestly,... Read More
Have you ever heard of the Bang-a-Day challenge? It's pretty clear what you're supposed to do based on its name alone. I never attempted it myself, although I know a great deal of guys who did. Suffice to say, few succeeded, and one of those who did got so sick of doing the dirty that he put himself... Read More
Meet Zane Lamprey. He used to headline a show called Drinking Made Easy (gee, I wonder what that was about!), which wrapped up after its third season. If you're a fan of Zane or curious about what he's up to, wonder no further because he's back with the same penchant for alcohol and getting wasted! Zane... Read More
Life would suck without electricity. Without it, you'd have nothing to power your laptops--and as a result, nothing to fap to every night. You'll have to learn to live without video games and your iPhone, and learn to socialize with people in person again. Okay, so that last bit doesn't sound so bad,... Read More
Guys think about it all the time. In fact, I know a few who got so hung up about it that they still persisted, even after their girlfriends flat out refused. You know what I'm talking about... Or don't you? Let me get to it. For years, thousands of men all over the world have wondered what it felt... Read More
Don't you just hate pretentious doofuses who clink shot glasses and drink with their pinky fingers pointed upwards? Yeah, you know the type: quasi-successful, egocentric douches who think that they're better than everyone else. Fact of the matter is, most people drink to unwind and forget about all the... Read More
I once cheated during an exam by engraving notes and formulas onto the sole of my shoes. I passed the test but ruined a good pair of shoes in the process (I know, why didn't I wear my old ratty shoes instead, right? Chalk it up to panic.) So don't follow in my footsteps (pun intended)--either study for... Read More
"I don't care if you're not wearing anything else when you're grilling, just make sure you put on a damn apron!" -Wise words from a bro who almost burnt his peen off because he was grilling nekkid one hot summer's afternoon You won't see Boba Fett or Stormtroopers flipping burgers at the grill, but... Read More
Stuffed burgers are the bomb. They're delicious to eat but pretty tiresome to make--that is, if you don't already have this awesome gizmo called the Stuff-a-Burger Press. It's essentially a plastic burger press that that comes with a set of plates that help you create half-pound or three-quarter-pound... Read More
One way to make a quick buck is to sell stuff that you don't need, but happen to have lying around at home. It's a win-win situation, really: you get rid of junk, clean up your pad, and earn some spending money in the process. The downside is that most online selling and auction sites are a pain to deal... Read More
One of the most common fast foods that people eat on the go is French fries. I mean, it makes sense. They're like chips, only better. They're served up in bite-sized pieces so you can cram a bunch into your mouth and still be able to drive or text or take a call in between bites. The only problem that... Read More
Had one drink too many? Then stay put and wait it out until you're sober enough to drive yourself home. People are usually bad judges of their own sobriety. Some people who are clearly not drunk insist that they're wasted so that they can crash on your sofa, while others who are clearly buzzed insist... Read More
Now this is booze straight from Mother Nature's icebox. The Okohtsk Blue Draft Beer, which as you can see is really blue in color, is brewed from melted icebergs and seaweed. We kid you not. The makers of this brew, Abashiri, first rein in water from icebergs that float on to the beaches of a town... Read More
If you're looking for an excuse to drink in the morning (and justify it in the stupidest way possible), then look no further than Mama Walker's new line of breakfast liquers. These 70 proof liquers are inspired by the most popular breakfast foods in the country, like Maple Bacon, Blueberry Pancake, and... Read More
Nobody thought to change the design of the aluminum cans that hold some of your favorite beverages, like beer and soda, for the last few decades. After all, why fix something that ain't broke? A bunch of guys I know might challenge that last statement, though, after dropping a... Read More
