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Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

News | August 20, 2014, 7:00 am

Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

There's not much you can do to exact revenge against sh'tty parkers who took up two spaces or parked so crookedly that there's no way you can get out of your current spot... or is there? It's not much, but you can issue one of these fake parking tickets and give them a temporary scare and a wake-up call... Read More

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

News | August 19, 2014, 10:00 am

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

Idiots are a dime a dozen, specially idiot parkers who take up more space than they're allowed to. Unfortunately, there's little you can do when they're out of their vehicles and are nowhere to be found. One thing you can do is let them know just how much they suck. How? By sticking one of these 'I Park... Read More

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

News | August 19, 2014, 7:00 am

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

Wolverine doesn't have a lot of love for Stryker, but he does have something to be thankful for towards the latter. Not for the pain or torture but for pumping adamantium into his body to give him the most bad-ass weapons ever. Seeing as we're all just pure human and 0% mutants, the only way to get blades... Read More

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

News | August 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

Whoever said the woods is not a place for smexytime obviously hasn't seen or heard about the Nomad. It's a collapsible hot tub so you can have a grand ol' time in comfort with your favorite gals anytime, anywhere. The 225-gallon tub comes with an optional heating coil so you can soak in your own private... Read More

OctoSplitter Lets You Share Tunes With Six Buds

News | August 18, 2014, 7:00 am

OctoSplitter Lets You Share Tunes With Six Buds

Don't be a pod hog. If your speaker's busted and you've got a song to share, then share it with the OctoSplitter. It has a total of seven sockets, but one is used to hook your player to the splitter, so that leaves six for you and your friends' earbuds. Share the fun, share the tunes, and just chill... Read More

Booze Up: Beer Koozie Necktie

News | August 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Booze Up: Beer Koozie Necktie

Whoever said ties and booze don't work well together obviously has no imagination. Not that you should be drinking while you're at work, but on the occasion when it's permitted or actually encouraged, then it's best to be prepared. How? By getting one of these Beer Koozie neckties and stashing one in... Read More

Our Kinda Jewelry: Diver Necklace for Your Girl

News | August 15, 2014, 7:00 am

Our Kinda Jewelry: Diver Necklace for Your Girl

This is the Diver, and we think it's the awesomest jewelry of all time. It features a lone pendant of a dude 'diving' into the best crevice known to man: a girl's titties. Designed by ekodworks, it's only a prototype for now, but we'd love to see it get made. Anything that encourages the ladies to wear... Read More

That's Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

News | August 14, 2014, 10:00 am

That's Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

So this is just about one of the grossest ways to celebrate, and that's saying something. It's the Pooping Dog fireworks, and they come in a bunch of variants featuring different images of cartoon pooches. What each of them does when you light them up is the same though: poop. Not just fake-looking weird... Read More

All About the TP: Space Invaders Toilet Paper Holder

News | August 14, 2014, 7:00 am

All About the TP: Space Invaders Toilet Paper Holder

Your toilet has been invaded by aliens! No, not really, but, well, sort of. If you've got one of these Space Invaders toilet paper holders in there, that is. It's a 3D printed holder for your TP that distracts visitors from the mess in there, simply because it's awesome and easily recognizable. I mean,... Read More

For Couch Potatoes: Bottle Opener Remote Control

News | August 13, 2014, 10:00 am

For Couch Potatoes: Bottle Opener Remote Control

So this neat little gizmo combines the two things that every couch potato needs: a remote control and a bottle opener. Nothing sucks more than having to get up and get a bottle opener. I mean, that beats the purpose of installing a cooler right beside the sofa, right? No couch potato is ever without... Read More

The Enterprise Approves: Mr. Spock Business Card Holder

News | August 13, 2014, 7:00 am

The Enterprise Approves: Mr. Spock Business Card Holder

Live long and prosper. Also, be the coolest dude on the planet by getting one of these Enterprise-approved Mr. Spock business card holders. It features none other a hand doing the classic Vulcan salute. You don't even have to love Star Trek in order to appreciate the uniqueness of the holder. So if... Read More

Flint Laces-- Every Boy Scout Needs One!

News | August 12, 2014, 10:00 am

Flint Laces-- Every Boy Scout Needs One!

Regular shoelaces have nothing on these Flint Laces. As the name implies, these laces also contain flints on the inside. When your matches fail and your lighter is out of fuel, these are your best and perhaps last resort at starting a fire. The tip of the Flint Laces conceals a 1 inch ferro rod on the... Read More

Out of This World: Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge

News | August 12, 2014, 7:00 am

Out of This World: Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge

This Star Trek-inspired Borg Cube fridge is so ridiculously awesome that even extra terrestrials would approve. It's small and doesn't take up much space at all, making it the perfect addition to your room. It can also be powered by a 12V DC voltage power source, so it also works well as a portable fridge,... Read More

Capture the Entire Picture: Check Out GoPole's Scenelapse 360

News | August 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Capture the Entire Picture: Check Out GoPole's Scenelapse 360

There's Go Pro, and then there's GoPole. (Unfortunately, it ain't the kind of pole that you're thinking of though.) GoPole has recently launched the Scenelapse 360, which offers budding photographers and videographers an easy way to take 36o-degree still shots and videos. It rotates gradually and... Read More

Now That's Fast: SanDisk USB 3.0 Transfers Movies in 40 Seconds

News | August 11, 2014, 7:00 am

Now That's Fast: SanDisk USB 3.0 Transfers Movies in 40 Seconds

The USB has just gotten faster--a whole lot faster with USB 3.0. Not that it's slow as things are, but that's how it'll feel when you try this baby out. Manufacturer SanDisk has unveiled their Ultra Fit 3.0 flash drive and it boasts exceptional performance in such a tiny package. The main selling point... Read More