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For Your Secret Stash: Hawaiian Punch Stash Can

News | August 27, 2014, 10:00 am

For Your Secret Stash: Hawaiian Punch Stash Can

Stash your cash, cigarettes, rubber, and other random but useful crap in one of these Hawaiian Punch Stash Cans to hide them from prying eyes and idle hands. They look like regular cans of fruit punch on the outside, but the hollowed out innards provide ample space for valuables that you want to keep... Read More

For Posterity's Sake: Useless Crap In A Skull

News | August 27, 2014, 7:00 am

For Posterity's Sake: Useless Crap In A Skull

Got useless crap that you can't bear to throw away that's scattered all around the house? Crap like bottle caps, champagne corks, that broken watch you got from your old man. Don't put it all in a box for storage. Instead, gather them all in one place and display them in an artsy fartsy way by shipping... Read More

Bacon Of The Month Club: Something to Look Forward To

News | August 26, 2014, 10:00 am

Bacon Of The Month Club: Something to Look Forward To

Can't get enough of the greatest cured meat product of all time? Bacon comes in all sorts of shapes and flavors. Flavors vary slightly from one maker to another, and Tender Belly's maple cured signature bacon is among one of the best. If you crave for the sweet, smoky, and meaty flavor of Tender Belly's... Read More

Blackjack Like a Boss: 24K Gold Playing Cards

News | August 26, 2014, 7:00 am

Blackjack Like a Boss: 24K Gold Playing Cards

Play blackjack like a boss and be the high roller that you are! These 24K gold playing cards are as fancy schmancy as cards can get. Each is coated with 99.9% pure 24K gold foil, with one side showing your typical card suites and the other featuring a $100 bill design. If that doesn't drive the point... Read More

FAB Defense Gotcha Cap: Wear It, Hit People With It

News | August 25, 2014, 10:00 am

FAB Defense Gotcha Cap: Wear It, Hit People With It

No doubt you already have an arsenal of self-defense tools lining your jacket and your pockets. But when you need to act fast, as in, instantaneously and on the spot, you won't have time to reach into your wallet to pull out that credit card-sized folding knifeĀ to defend yourself. However, what you... Read More

Biking On Water: Schiller X1 Water Bike

News | August 25, 2014, 7:00 am

Biking On Water: Schiller X1 Water Bike

You'll look like a fool, pedaling like mad on this thing in the middle of the ocean. But it's an upgrade from your typical bike and way better than that stationary bike in the stuffy gym--'it' being theĀ Schiller X1 Water Bike that's designed to 'run' on water. Granted, it's infinitely slower than a... Read More

The Sith Lord Approves: Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork

News | August 22, 2014, 10:00 am

The Sith Lord Approves: Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork

Darth Vader might not be the best father figure to have, but he's someone you can turn to if you're in the mood for some barbecue. Don't believe us? Why, he's even got his own Lightsaber BBQ fork that makes barbecuing even more fun that it already is. It's forged from stainless steel and will last for... Read More

Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

News | August 22, 2014, 7:00 am

Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

Alcohol. Can't live with it, can't live without it. For the lonely, it's a reprieve from being all by your lonesome on a Saturday night when you'd rather be out having fun and bonking someone. For the repressed, it's an escape from a world of nagging and chores that you wish were out of the way so you... Read More

For Your Girl: Feel Good Necklace is Also a Vibrator

News | August 21, 2014, 10:00 am

For Your Girl: Feel Good Necklace is Also a Vibrator

Give your girl the gift of beauty and pleasure, all in the same gift. Women love jewelry, that's no secret. Perhaps the one that they'll love the most if Feel Good, because that's exactly how it'll make her feel after she tries out its alternative feature. You see, Feel Good isn't just a necklace--it's... Read More

No More Mourning After: Toniiq Hangover Protection

News | August 21, 2014, 7:00 am

No More Mourning After: Toniiq Hangover Protection

Prevention is better than trying to find a cure, because sometimes one doesn't exist. Take hangovers, for example. You can drink in moderation and wake up the next day feeling good as new. Or you can binge on booze and wake up the next morning with the worst hangover ever. Whatever you choose, make... Read More

Food In Your Head: Cheeseburger Mask

News | August 20, 2014, 10:00 am

Food In Your Head: Cheeseburger Mask

Don't be such a ham. Be a cheeseburger instead! This unusual mask will turn heads and make vegans mad the moment you walk through the doors. As the name implies and as you can easily see, it's a huge ass mask in the shape and form of a cheeseburger. It doesn't take like one, and it certainly doesn't... Read More

Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

News | August 20, 2014, 7:00 am

Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

There's not much you can do to exact revenge against sh'tty parkers who took up two spaces or parked so crookedly that there's no way you can get out of your current spot... or is there? It's not much, but you can issue one of these fake parking tickets and give them a temporary scare and a wake-up call... Read More

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

News | August 19, 2014, 10:00 am

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

Idiots are a dime a dozen, specially idiot parkers who take up more space than they're allowed to. Unfortunately, there's little you can do when they're out of their vehicles and are nowhere to be found. One thing you can do is let them know just how much they suck. How? By sticking one of these 'I Park... Read More

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

News | August 19, 2014, 7:00 am

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

Wolverine doesn't have a lot of love for Stryker, but he does have something to be thankful for towards the latter. Not for the pain or torture but for pumping adamantium into his body to give him the most bad-ass weapons ever. Seeing as we're all just pure human and 0% mutants, the only way to get blades... Read More

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

News | August 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

Whoever said the woods is not a place for smexytime obviously hasn't seen or heard about the Nomad. It's a collapsible hot tub so you can have a grand ol' time in comfort with your favorite gals anytime, anywhere. The 225-gallon tub comes with an optional heating coil so you can soak in your own private... Read More