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Because You're Super: American Flag Cape

News | November 19, 2014, 11:00 am

Because You're Super: American Flag Cape

This is a cape that was made for you: because you're super, just the way you are. Don't believe us? Just ask Bruno. Kidding aside, this is a pretty awesome cape featuring none other than the American flag. Show off your national pride, make a fashion statement, or just have a little fun whenever... Read More

InCharge Keyring Cable: Shortest Cable Ever

News | November 19, 2014, 7:00 am

InCharge Keyring Cable: Shortest Cable Ever

Low on power? No worries if you've got the InCharge cable looped on your keyring and a laptop, charger, or powerbank nearby that you could use to plug it in. Whether it was to make a last-minute call or to save that number you just got from your new lady friend, you don't have to worry about having... Read More

So Fly: Carry On Cocktail Kit

News | November 18, 2014, 11:00 am

So Fly: Carry On Cocktail Kit

You've already joined the mile high club. So naturally the next thing you should do is sit back, relax, and knock back a few cocktails while you're en route to your destination. You can't bring whatever you fancy from your personal stash at home, but this Carry On Cocktail Kit has got you covered. Inside... Read More

These Are Super: Marvel Comics Molded Mugs

News | November 18, 2014, 7:00 am

These Are Super: Marvel Comics Molded Mugs

Make every morning, coffee break, and whatever comes in between and after super with one of these Marvel Comics Molded Mugs. As the name implies, they're coffee mugs in the shape of your favorite superheroes. Each one holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite beverage, which should be more than enough... Read More

Ditto is a Wearable You Wouldn't Mind Wearing

News | November 17, 2014, 11:00 am

Ditto is a Wearable You Wouldn't Mind Wearing

There are loads of wearables in the market these days, but few that you'd actually wear. Some are too bulky, others are too flashy, while others are just downright ugly. One that's none of the above is Ditto. It's sleek, it's small, and it gets the job done. The minimalist gadget does away with too-small... Read More

Solidly Scentsational: Le Labo Solid Perfume

News | November 17, 2014, 7:00 am

Solidly Scentsational: Le Labo Solid Perfume

That'll be the last bottle of perfume that you spill, whether it leaked in your bag or whether you knocked it over while it was on your counter. You don't have to go out scentless though, but you can swap your liquid fragrances with the Le Labo Solid Perfume. It's compact and looks pretty awesome... Read More

For Your Frenemies: I’m A Twat Surprise Mug

News | November 14, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Frenemies: I’m A Twat Surprise Mug

This is the perfect gift for a bro, a coworker, and most specially for that friend of yours who's also an asshat at the same time (aka the frenemy.) It looks like a plain old mug at first glance, but once it's lifted up by your target to take a sip, a special admission-- made thanks to you-- is revealed:... Read More

Smoke Out Like the Pros: Tactical Smoke Grenade

News | November 14, 2014, 7:00 am

Smoke Out Like the Pros: Tactical Smoke Grenade

When you decide to smoke it out, then smoke it out in style. The Haze Pro tactical smoke grenade is what you need to create chaos, as its designed to to pump out over 40,000 cubic meters of smoke! It's the same kind that's used by moviemakers in those Blockbusters you love. Sneak out the back door,... Read More

Butt Towel: Show Yo Ass Without Showing It

News | November 13, 2014, 11:00 am

Butt Towel: Show Yo Ass Without Showing It

Flash people without actually flashing them when you've got this Butt Towel around your waist. One side features a comically-done bare ass in all its splendor. The towel is made from 100% velour cotton so it should be kind on your ass as well. If you're in the market for a new towel, well, this is... Read More

Homer Would Be Proud: Kwik-E-Mart-Reusable Bag

News | November 13, 2014, 7:00 am

Homer Would Be Proud: Kwik-E-Mart-Reusable Bag

Show your love for Springfield by carrying this Kwik-E Mart reusable bag whenever you get groceries. It's eco-friendly (since it's reusable and all) and is specially appropriate when you go on a midnight run to get more Duff beer. Stuff it with donuts and everything else Homer Simpson would get when... Read More

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

News | November 12, 2014, 11:00 am

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

This is probably the simplest but creepiest mask you can get. It's basically a plain chrome mask that works like those mirror tints on cars that lets you see when you're looking out, but conceals your identity when someone's looking from the outside. Wear it at your next costume party, or anytime... Read More

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

News | November 12, 2014, 7:00 am

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

Your wine bottles need condoms just as much as you do! If you're tired of cleaning up the mess (and wasting fine wine!) when someone knocks over that bottle due to sheer carelessness-- not to mention drunkenness-- then you need to stock up on these wine condoms. They're sold in boxes of ten and are... Read More

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

News | November 11, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Nothing good comes out of being a royal ass...save for the fact that you'll feel like this Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder was meant for you. It's bulkier than your average toilet paper holder, what with the knight in shining armor and all, but if it makes you feel like a million bucks, then why... Read More

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

News | November 11, 2014, 7:00 am

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

I can totally see Bruce Wayne sliding out a Mac at a Starbucks like a regular guy on any given Sunday. He probably won't be too keen to use this carbon fiber Batman decal on his MacBook, though. But folks like you and me who have no secret identities to keep, well, I think it's an awesome decal to... Read More

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

News | November 10, 2014, 11:00 am

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

Most people aren't so particular with their TP. But if you're bored and want to inject a bit of color into your otherwise dreary bathroom, then grab a couple of these color toiler paper rolls and go crazy. You won't see sh't the same way again, but at least they're 3-ply. Don't even get me started... Read More