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Bitcoin ATM: For When You Need Bitcoins Right Here, Right Now

News | September 17, 2014, 7:00 am

Bitcoin ATM: For When You Need Bitcoins Right Here, Right Now

What have you bought with your bitcoins? They're the currency of choice for goods that you can't buy with your hard-earned dollars. But where can you get some when you need some? The good news is that Bitcoin ATMs now exist. First, head on over to a regular old ATM to get some cash. Then feed the cash... Read More

For the Beerman: Beer Briefcase

News | September 16, 2014, 10:00 am

For the Beerman: Beer Briefcase

Only the most serious of beermen are worthy of owning one of these Beer Briefcases. Each one of these spiffy-looking cases can hold up to six bottles of booze, two for you and four for the rest of the guys at the office. And unless your boss has x-ray vision, then he'll be none the wiser and might actually... Read More

The Pants Shirt: One Pair Up, One Pair Below

News | September 16, 2014, 7:00 am

The Pants Shirt: One Pair Up, One Pair Below

Grow a pair, they always say. Well, you can do better than that and wear a pair instead. But why stop at one? With the Pants shirt, you can wear two pairs instead. I know, I know, the former refers to balls so it doesn't make sense to wear two pairs of jeans, but why should it? The Pants shirt has... Read More

Pretty Amazing: Spider-Man Gear Shift Knob

News | September 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Pretty Amazing: Spider-Man Gear Shift Knob

Spider-Man doesn't drive because he gets places faster with his web, but Peter Parker does. He probably won't get one of these Spider-Man gear shift knobs for his car because it might give his identity away, but you can. And you'll wish so hard that others will think you're Spidey because he's awesome... Read More

Warm Hand, Icy Cold Drink--It's Possible With the Knitted Beer Mitt

News | September 15, 2014, 7:00 am

Warm Hand, Icy Cold Drink--It's Possible With the Knitted Beer Mitt

Lukewarm beer sucks. Having a cold one while the weather's freezing cold sucks even more. It's ironic but only ice cold beer can truly warm your insides. No worries though, because you can have your beer and drink it cold, too, even in weather that can freeze your nose off, thanks to the Knitted Beer... Read More

Your Data's Safe With the Condom Flash Drive

News | September 12, 2014, 10:00 am

Your Data's Safe With the Condom Flash Drive

Aside from cash, the most important thing that you should have with you at all times is protection. We're not talking about knives or brass knuckles for self defense (although those could also come in handy); rather, we're talking about good ol' latex because you don't want to miss out on a good lay... Read More

Your New Bot Friend: R2-D9 USB Car Charger

News | September 12, 2014, 7:00 am

Your New Bot Friend: R2-D9 USB Car Charger

So R2-D9 basically looks like R2-D2, except for the red paint job. Now you can own a miniature version of him-- well, sort of-- that you can put in your car to charge your gadgets when you're on the road. This isn't his job description on Star Wars but hey, a bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do to go... Read More

Would You Ali-ke A Seat? Boxing Glove Chair

News | September 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Would You Ali-ke A Seat? Boxing Glove Chair

So that was a bad pun, but what's not to like about this Boxing Glove chair? It stays true to its name and it's basically a huge-ass boxing glove that the Hulk could use if he were in town. It ships flat so you don't have to pay a sh't ton of money to USPS to get it to your house. Just stuff it with... Read More

Infinite Shots, Please: Jello Shot Syringe Kit

News | September 11, 2014, 7:00 am

Infinite Shots, Please: Jello Shot Syringe Kit

Now this is one shot you won't mind taking-- not at the doctor's office, but in the comforts of your very own home. It's the jello shot in a syringe, and it's the awesomest way to do jello shots ever! Just let the resident doctor, er, mixer prepare your poison of choice and inject into your mouth as... Read More

Tap to Play: Electronic Drum Machine Shirt

News | September 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Tap to Play: Electronic Drum Machine Shirt

Badabim, badaboom! The awesome beats you're hearing ain't from an app or an actual drum set; it's coming from this shirt instead. Yep, you read that right: someone out there came up with a shirt that you can tap out awesome drum solos on, whenever, wherever. The black cotton tee is comfortable, but the... Read More

Bear Claw Serving Bowl: Serve Chips Like a Boss

News | September 10, 2014, 7:00 am

Bear Claw Serving Bowl: Serve Chips Like a Boss

Once you go bear, you can't go back. So this bowl ain't made out of an actual bear's paw (because while we love being bad-asses, cutting off bear paws is just cruel), but it's still the awesomest bowl you can ever own anyway. Crafted from poly resin and hand-painted to bad-ass-fection, the Bear Claw... Read More

In Case of Emergency: VSSL Shelter Keeps You From Freezing to Death

News | September 9, 2014, 10:00 am

In Case of Emergency: VSSL Shelter Keeps You From Freezing to Death

Hypothermia is nothing to laugh at. Lots of adventurous folks end up freezing to death during times of emergency when they're in the great outdoors. Well, be the boy scout that you are and make sure that won't ever happen to you. Pack one of these Shelter tents by VSSL along with your camping or climbing... Read More

Light Up Drumsticks: Let Your Beats Come Alive

News | September 9, 2014, 8:00 am

Light Up Drumsticks: Let Your Beats Come Alive

Not getting enough solos? Well, drum up more attention to your side of the stage with these light-up drumsticks. You'll steal the spotlight and be the star of the show (at least, while it's still new to the audience, that is) since these bad boys light up every time you tap that snare or bang those drums.... Read More

Look Ma, No Hands: Wine Yoke Hands-Free Wine Glass Holder

News | September 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Look Ma, No Hands: Wine Yoke Hands-Free Wine Glass Holder

Love your wine and the cheese and the ham, too? There's only so many things you can hold with your hands, and a bunch of plates and a wine glass ain't one of them. The solution? The Wine Yoke, which is a strange-looking wearable hands-free glass holder that frees up both of your hands while letting you... Read More

Lift Turns Any Old Desk Into a Standing Desk

News | September 8, 2014, 7:00 am

Lift Turns Any Old Desk Into a Standing Desk

Standing desks are all the rage these days. Its makers claim a bunch of health-oriented benefits, like better circulation and preventing the formation of a flat ass (they didn't say this? Really?) Regardless, the really good ones are unfortunately pricey, and there's also the matter of what you're going... Read More