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Welcome to the Dark Turd: Han Solo In Carbonite Toilet Seat

News | July 25, 2014, 11:00 am

Welcome to the Dark Turd: Han Solo In Carbonite Toilet Seat

The moment Han Solo was frozen in carbonite was an epic one. It was cemented as one of the most referred to and talked about scenes from the Star Wars franchise, and now you can have Han Solo on your back every time you take a dump with this custom-made Han Solo in carbonite toilet seat. It features... Read More

SFD Big Wheel Drift Trike For The Big Boys

News | July 25, 2014, 7:00 am

SFD Big Wheel Drift Trike For The Big Boys

So this is something big boys the world over wouldn't mind owning. The SFD Big Wheel Drift Trike makes trikes cool again with its gargantuan front wheel which is 26 inches in diameter, in case you were wondering. The gas-powered trike comes equipped with a 6.5hp motor so you don't have to pedal yourself... Read More

Booze is My Death Star: R2-D2 Can Cooler

News | July 24, 2014, 11:00 am

Booze is My Death Star: R2-D2 Can Cooler

R2-D2 is one cool droid and we mean that literally. This R2-D2 can cooler will keep your drinks cool and your X-wing flying so you can chill and do whatever without worrying about going back to a lukewarm drink. Just as R2-D2 was dependable to Luke, Leia, and Queen Amidala, you too can depend on good... Read More

Spy Bolt Lets You Conceal the Small Stuff

News | July 24, 2014, 7:00 am

Spy Bolt Lets You Conceal the Small Stuff

So you can't use it hide your credit cards or some rubber, but the Spy Bolt can totally keep smaller stuff secure and hidden away from prying eyes and thieving hands. Some examples: cash (just roll it up), cigarettes (in case someone's trying to make you quit and you just need to bum a smoke sometimes),... Read More

Binocular Visor: Sneak a Peek Even In Bright Places

News | July 23, 2014, 11:00 am

Binocular Visor: Sneak a Peek Even In Bright Places

Sometimes, you gotta sneak a peek even when it's bright out. You might still have to squint while peeking through the lens, but at least you'll be able to choose between shading your eyes or checking out whatever it is you want to see up close with the Binocular Visor. As its name implies, it's a pair... Read More

IcyBreeze is a Cooler and Portable Air Conditioner In One

News | July 23, 2014, 7:00 am

IcyBreeze is a Cooler and Portable Air Conditioner In One

Now this is a cooler that'll make both you and your girl happy. First of all, the IcyBreeze is a cooler, so it'll keep your booze cold like you like it even when it's crazy hot out. Second, it also doubles as a portable air conditioner, so you don't have to listen to your girl crab about the heat since... Read More

Your Own Backyard Theater: Inflatable Jumbo Movie Screen

News | July 22, 2014, 11:00 am

Your Own Backyard Theater: Inflatable Jumbo Movie Screen

Set up a drive-in theater right in your own backyard with the Inflatable Jumbo Movie Screen. It's compact when deflated, so storage and bringing it along if you're having the screening elsewhere is a breeze. Once inflated, it treats everyone to a larger-than-life 173-inch screen to watch movies, home... Read More

Change Tires Anytime, Anywhere With the Inflatable Car Jack

News | July 22, 2014, 7:00 am

Change Tires Anytime, Anywhere With the Inflatable Car Jack

The Inflatable Car Jack is the king of all jacks, specially in terms of portability. It's made from super strong materials to provide support to lift your car up when you need to change a tire. The idea seems ridiculous at first, until you realize the brilliance of it. Metal jacks don't quite work as... Read More

'Refuel' App Makes Sure You've Got a Full Tank

News | July 21, 2014, 11:00 am

'Refuel' App Makes Sure You've Got a Full Tank

Nothing sucks more than realizing the tank's empty on the eve of a barbecue. Unfortunately, determining the level of propane inside the tank is hit-or-miss, unless you've got Refuel. It's a smart tank gauge that hooks up with an app on your smartphone so you'll know when it's time to get a new tank before... Read More

Do You Dare? Drop 100 Feet Into a Net Down Below (VIDEO)

News | July 21, 2014, 10:00 am

Do You Dare? Drop 100 Feet Into a Net Down Below (VIDEO)

Plummeting to your death by dropping a hundred feet above the ground doesn't sound very appealing. That's partly what you'll be doing at at Tivoli Friheden's Sky Tower in Denmark, though. The dropping part, and not the plummeting to your death part. This tourist attraction is basically lets people experience... Read More

So You'll Never Forget: Sticky Notes Door Hangers

News | July 21, 2014, 7:00 am

So You'll Never Forget: Sticky Notes Door Hangers

If you forget to do things or bring stuff like there's no tomorrow, then you might need to start putting these Sticky Notes on your doors. Putting reminders on something that you'd most likely see before you leave the room makes perfect sense. That way, you can head back and do or bring whatever it is... Read More

Revolver Gun Knife: No Bullets, All Blade

News | July 18, 2014, 11:00 am

Revolver Gun Knife: No Bullets, All Blade

So here's a gun that isn't exactly a gun. You won't be able to fire any rounds from it, because it's actually a knife. Yes, a knife. Pulling the trigger won't do anything, but flip it over and flip that blade out and you've got yourself a weapon for self-defense. It's not the perfect weapon by any... Read More

Strip Club Cash Cannon: Shoot It Up With Cash

News | July 18, 2014, 7:00 am

Strip Club Cash Cannon: Shoot It Up With Cash

Do what the big boys do and make it rain cold hard cash without lifting more than just a finger. The Cash Cannon should be the only gun clubs allow through the door because it's the only one in the world that can make it rain happiness (in the form of dollar bills!) Perfect for them strip clubs, don't... Read More

LOLWHUT: Parking Armor is a Bumper for Your Bumper

News | July 17, 2014, 11:00 am

LOLWHUT: Parking Armor is a Bumper for Your Bumper

So the Parking Armor is a ridiculous concept, although you might actually need one if you suck at parking. It's basically a bumper for your bumper, so you don't mess your actual bumper up in the event that you accidentally (or accidentally-on-purpose) bump into something while you're backing  into a... Read More

Hamburger Wallet: Stuffed with Meat, Lettuce, and Cash

News | July 17, 2014, 7:00 am

Hamburger Wallet: Stuffed with Meat, Lettuce, and Cash

It don't make much sense to stuff a hamburger in your pocket...unless, of course, it's the Hamburger Wallet. As the name indicates, it's a wallet in the fun, appetite-increasing shape and form of a burger. A big fat patty, tomatoes, lettuce, sandwiched in between a sesame bun...mmm, I could really use... Read More