Tech

In Case of Emergency: VSSL Shelter Keeps You From Freezing to Death

News | September 9, 2014, 10:00 am

In Case of Emergency: VSSL Shelter Keeps You From Freezing to Death

Hypothermia is nothing to laugh at. Lots of adventurous folks end up freezing to death during times of emergency when they're in the great outdoors. Well, be the boy scout that you are and make sure that won't ever happen to you. Pack one of these Shelter tents by VSSL along with your camping or climbing... Read More

Light Up Drumsticks: Let Your Beats Come Alive

News | September 9, 2014, 8:00 am

Light Up Drumsticks: Let Your Beats Come Alive

Not getting enough solos? Well, drum up more attention to your side of the stage with these light-up drumsticks. You'll steal the spotlight and be the star of the show (at least, while it's still new to the audience, that is) since these bad boys light up every time you tap that snare or bang those drums.... Read More

Look Ma, No Hands: Wine Yoke Hands-Free Wine Glass Holder

News | September 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Look Ma, No Hands: Wine Yoke Hands-Free Wine Glass Holder

Love your wine and the cheese and the ham, too? There's only so many things you can hold with your hands, and a bunch of plates and a wine glass ain't one of them. The solution? The Wine Yoke, which is a strange-looking wearable hands-free glass holder that frees up both of your hands while letting you... Read More

Lift Turns Any Old Desk Into a Standing Desk

News | September 8, 2014, 7:00 am

Lift Turns Any Old Desk Into a Standing Desk

Standing desks are all the rage these days. Its makers claim a bunch of health-oriented benefits, like better circulation and preventing the formation of a flat ass (they didn't say this? Really?) Regardless, the really good ones are unfortunately pricey, and there's also the matter of what you're going... Read More

Look Ma! Five Five-Fingered Hands on My Fingers

News | September 5, 2014, 10:00 am

Look Ma! Five Five-Fingered Hands on My Fingers

Nobody likes a dude with five hands on his hand. Especially if each of those hands come with five fingers each. Sounds bizarre, but that's exactly what you end up when you get Finger Hands. They're basically teeny tiny toppers for your, uh, fingers. They're creepy as hell and don't have any obvious uses.... Read More

Oh, Hey, I Broke Your Phone: iPrank Cracked Screen Stickers

News | September 5, 2014, 7:00 am

Oh, Hey, I Broke Your Phone: iPrank Cracked Screen Stickers

It's time for revenge. Whoever pulled that sh'tty prank on you has it coming. And make it come you shall with the iPrank cracked screen stickers. These are removable stickers that, when stuck on the screen, make it look like the device has a huge ass crack all over the glass. One glance is enough to... Read More

The Dark Side of Toast: Darth Vader Helmet Toaster

News | September 4, 2014, 10:00 am

The Dark Side of Toast: Darth Vader Helmet Toaster

Fans of Star Wars who don't even eat toast will rush to get one of these toasters anyway. It's designed like Darth Vader's helmet, with two slots on top which is where the bread's supposed to go. Lest you think it's just like any other toaster with a fancy exterior, the toaster imprints the Star Wars... Read More

LifeStraw Might Just Save Your Life

News | September 4, 2014, 7:00 am

LifeStraw Might Just Save Your Life

Man needs few things to survive. Water, food, shelter. Of course, some smexy time as well, but the previous three are the basic necessities. Whether you live in the wilderness or are fond of camping and spending time in the great outdoors, you're bound to find yourself in a situation when you're without... Read More

Camouflage Toilet Paper: Crap Them All

News | September 3, 2014, 10:00 am

Camouflage Toilet Paper: Crap Them All

Why you would want to wipe your ass with camouflage toilet paper is beyond me. Maybe you suffer from crap denial. Maybe you think that sh't, even from your own ass, looks nasty. Whatever your reason, you've got a bunch of options to choose from so you won't be able to tell what the heck you're wiping... Read More

The Era of the Stylish Fantasy Football Dork Begins with ’47 Brand

News | September 3, 2014, 7:48 am

The Era of the Stylish Fantasy Football Dork Begins with ’47 Brand

The holiday-free month of August is a time for hordes of European tourists to roam free and for real Americans to set their internet machines to “football” as they jump into that most intense of faux social activities: their fantasy football drafts. The ultra hip folks at ’47 Brand are on a mission... Read More

An Italian Midlife Crisis in Your Ear

News | September 3, 2014, 7:36 am

An Italian Midlife Crisis in Your Ear

Once upon a time a friend told me that the first thing I should do when I open a brand new iPod or iPhone is throw the included headphones out of the nearest open window because they’re not worth the plastic they’re bound in. Street children have woven fishing nets out of the dozens of flimsy white... Read More

Stick It, Smell It: Scened Duct Tape

News | September 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Stick It, Smell It: Scened Duct Tape

Tape with a twist. Seal stuff with an extra touch that chicks will love with Ducktape Scents. As the name implies, these are scented duct tape for your taping and sniffing pleasure. Not that anyone sniffs the tape when they seal stuff, but sometimes the smell of regular old duct tape gets pretty old... Read More

Chargeboard: Skate, Charge, and Go

News | September 2, 2014, 7:00 am

Chargeboard: Skate, Charge, and Go

Skate when you want to, walk when you feel like it, and charge your mobile device whenever and wherever with Chargeboard. It's a skateboard and charger in one, so you'll never find yourself wanting for one or the other. It was created by designer Bjorn van den Hout as a grad project for school, and... Read More

DjBoard: Mix and Skate

News | September 1, 2014, 10:00 am

DjBoard: Mix and Skate

DJ's love to skate and vice versa. Wouldn't it be cool to take the best of both worlds and combine both? Ruben Oya did, and he came up with the DjBoard. It's basically a longboard that comes equipped with a touch-sensitive interface and two speakers, so you get a skateboard and mixing board in one.... Read More

You Delicious: Human Nutrition Facts Tee

News | September 1, 2014, 7:00 am

You Delicious: Human Nutrition Facts Tee

You see it on the back of packs of bacon, canned tuna, and even soda. Now you can wear it and display your nutrition facts proudly by owning this shirt. So the figures are pretty approximate. Whether they're higher (which is ideal) or lower than actual doesn't matter, since the percent daily values are... Read More