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Biking On Water: Schiller X1 Water Bike

News | August 25, 2014, 7:00 am

Biking On Water: Schiller X1 Water Bike

You'll look like a fool, pedaling like mad on this thing in the middle of the ocean. But it's an upgrade from your typical bike and way better than that stationary bike in the stuffy gym--'it' being the Schiller X1 Water Bike that's designed to 'run' on water. Granted, it's infinitely slower than a... Read More

The Sith Lord Approves: Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork

News | August 22, 2014, 10:00 am

The Sith Lord Approves: Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork

Darth Vader might not be the best father figure to have, but he's someone you can turn to if you're in the mood for some barbecue. Don't believe us? Why, he's even got his own Lightsaber BBQ fork that makes barbecuing even more fun that it already is. It's forged from stainless steel and will last for... Read More

Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

News | August 22, 2014, 7:00 am

Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

Alcohol. Can't live with it, can't live without it. For the lonely, it's a reprieve from being all by your lonesome on a Saturday night when you'd rather be out having fun and bonking someone. For the repressed, it's an escape from a world of nagging and chores that you wish were out of the way so you... Read More

For Your Girl: Feel Good Necklace is Also a Vibrator

News | August 21, 2014, 10:00 am

For Your Girl: Feel Good Necklace is Also a Vibrator

Give your girl the gift of beauty and pleasure, all in the same gift. Women love jewelry, that's no secret. Perhaps the one that they'll love the most if Feel Good, because that's exactly how it'll make her feel after she tries out its alternative feature. You see, Feel Good isn't just a necklace--it's... Read More

No More Mourning After: Toniiq Hangover Protection

News | August 21, 2014, 7:00 am

No More Mourning After: Toniiq Hangover Protection

Prevention is better than trying to find a cure, because sometimes one doesn't exist. Take hangovers, for example. You can drink in moderation and wake up the next day feeling good as new. Or you can binge on booze and wake up the next morning with the worst hangover ever. Whatever you choose, make... Read More

Food In Your Head: Cheeseburger Mask

News | August 20, 2014, 10:00 am

Food In Your Head: Cheeseburger Mask

Don't be such a ham. Be a cheeseburger instead! This unusual mask will turn heads and make vegans mad the moment you walk through the doors. As the name implies and as you can easily see, it's a huge ass mask in the shape and form of a cheeseburger. It doesn't take like one, and it certainly doesn't... Read More

Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

News | August 20, 2014, 7:00 am

Fake Parking Tickets: Teach Doofus Parkers a Lesson

There's not much you can do to exact revenge against sh'tty parkers who took up two spaces or parked so crookedly that there's no way you can get out of your current spot... or is there? It's not much, but you can issue one of these fake parking tickets and give them a temporary scare and a wake-up call... Read More

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

News | August 19, 2014, 10:00 am

For That Idiot Beside You: 'I Park Like An Idiot' Stickers

Idiots are a dime a dozen, specially idiot parkers who take up more space than they're allowed to. Unfortunately, there's little you can do when they're out of their vehicles and are nowhere to be found. One thing you can do is let them know just how much they suck. How? By sticking one of these 'I Park... Read More

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

News | August 19, 2014, 7:00 am

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

Wolverine doesn't have a lot of love for Stryker, but he does have something to be thankful for towards the latter. Not for the pain or torture but for pumping adamantium into his body to give him the most bad-ass weapons ever. Seeing as we're all just pure human and 0% mutants, the only way to get blades... Read More

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

News | August 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

Whoever said the woods is not a place for smexytime obviously hasn't seen or heard about the Nomad. It's a collapsible hot tub so you can have a grand ol' time in comfort with your favorite gals anytime, anywhere. The 225-gallon tub comes with an optional heating coil so you can soak in your own private... Read More

OctoSplitter Lets You Share Tunes With Six Buds

News | August 18, 2014, 7:00 am

OctoSplitter Lets You Share Tunes With Six Buds

Don't be a pod hog. If your speaker's busted and you've got a song to share, then share it with the OctoSplitter. It has a total of seven sockets, but one is used to hook your player to the splitter, so that leaves six for you and your friends' earbuds. Share the fun, share the tunes, and just chill... Read More

Booze Up: Beer Koozie Necktie

News | August 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Booze Up: Beer Koozie Necktie

Whoever said ties and booze don't work well together obviously has no imagination. Not that you should be drinking while you're at work, but on the occasion when it's permitted or actually encouraged, then it's best to be prepared. How? By getting one of these Beer Koozie neckties and stashing one in... Read More

Our Kinda Jewelry: Diver Necklace for Your Girl

News | August 15, 2014, 7:00 am

Our Kinda Jewelry: Diver Necklace for Your Girl

This is the Diver, and we think it's the awesomest jewelry of all time. It features a lone pendant of a dude 'diving' into the best crevice known to man: a girl's titties. Designed by ekodworks, it's only a prototype for now, but we'd love to see it get made. Anything that encourages the ladies to wear... Read More

That's Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

News | August 14, 2014, 10:00 am

That's Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

So this is just about one of the grossest ways to celebrate, and that's saying something. It's the Pooping Dog fireworks, and they come in a bunch of variants featuring different images of cartoon pooches. What each of them does when you light them up is the same though: poop. Not just fake-looking weird... Read More

All About the TP: Space Invaders Toilet Paper Holder

News | August 14, 2014, 7:00 am

All About the TP: Space Invaders Toilet Paper Holder

Your toilet has been invaded by aliens! No, not really, but, well, sort of. If you've got one of these Space Invaders toilet paper holders in there, that is. It's a 3D printed holder for your TP that distracts visitors from the mess in there, simply because it's awesome and easily recognizable. I mean,... Read More