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The Force is On Your Keychain: Star Wars Lightsaber House Key

News | October 2, 2014, 11:00 am

The Force is On Your Keychain: Star Wars Lightsaber House Key

Lock your house with the power of the force with these Star Wars lightsaber keys. Ditch your old boring ones and replace 'em with these vibrant red or blue keys. They don't come with sound effects but you can always make that familiar lightsaber sound every time you wave those keys around. The keys are... Read More

Pop Caps Off Like a Boss: Lumberjack Axe Beer Bottle Opener

News | October 2, 2014, 7:00 am

Pop Caps Off Like a Boss: Lumberjack Axe Beer Bottle Opener

Clearly, lumberjacks don't pop bottles off of their booze bottles by having a go at it with their axe, but this is still a pretty cool bottle opener anyway. It looks like a slightly smaller version of your typical axe, except it's awesomer thanks to the notch at the back of the stainless steel blade... Read More

For Your Popcorn Only: Kernel Filtering Popcorn Bowl

News | October 1, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Popcorn Only: Kernel Filtering Popcorn Bowl

Have you ever choked on an unpopped corn kernel? You know, the one that you unknowingly grabbed and stuffed into your mouth while your eyes were glued to the TV screen? Well, if you have, then you know how sh'tty it feels to have it stuck down your throat, as you cough and choke and imagine having an... Read More

The Drink Of Champions Coffee Mug: Pour Booze, Just Pretend It's Coffee

News | October 1, 2014, 7:00 am

The Drink Of Champions Coffee Mug: Pour Booze, Just Pretend It's Coffee

If you're a huge sports fan, then you'll know what inspired this coffee mug at first glance. It's meant to hold your morning cup of Joe, but who said you had to fill it up with coffee? I mean, you could take a cue from what the original coolers held and pour yourself a little bit of extra energy early... Read More

Run 007, Run: Traxedo is a Cross Between a Tux and a Track Suit

News | September 30, 2014, 11:00 am

Run 007, Run: Traxedo is a Cross Between a Tux and a Track Suit

What do you get when you combine a tuxedo with a track suit? The Traxedo, that's what! James Bond probably wouldn't be caught dead in one, but it's still pretty awesome in its own right. In case you haven't figured it out yet, the Traxedo is essentially just a tracksuit made to look like a tux. It comes... Read More

For Your Nekkid Pics and Sex Tapes: Self-Destructing SecureDrives

News | September 30, 2014, 7:00 am

For Your Nekkid Pics and Sex Tapes: Self-Destructing SecureDrives

Cloud storage and USB drives aren't as secure as you think. You know what happened with the iCloud with the fairly-recent celebrity nude pics scandal. And if you've ever lost a flash drive, then you know how easy it becomes for other people to access the files in it. So if you're really serious (read:... Read More

See More, Do More: Seek Thermal Phone Camera

News | September 29, 2014, 10:00 am

See More, Do More: Seek Thermal Phone Camera

See more with your phone than what your mere eyes can see with the Seek Thermal Phone Camera. It's a small device that you can plug right into your phone's Lightning port (if you have an iPhone) or micro USB port (which works for most other smartphones.) The Seek camera sensor is packed with over 32,000... Read More

Merry Halloween: The Complete Collection Limited Deluxe Edition

News | September 29, 2014, 7:00 am

Merry Halloween: The Complete Collection Limited Deluxe Edition

Not a fan of Halloween parties? If you're too lazy to dress up, then host your very own anti-Halloween party and invite your best buds over for a movie marathon, playing nothing but the movies from the Halloween franchise for hours on end. This would also make it the perfect time to give your collection... Read More

Cannabis Chocolate: A Cocoa Kinda High

News | September 26, 2014, 11:00 am

Cannabis Chocolate: A Cocoa Kinda High

Nothing beats getting high on a piece of chocolate. A bar or two of Kiva Confections Cannabis Chocolate will do exactly just that. They're available in milk chocolate or dark chocolate variants because some men like it dark--I do, don't you? Each of these bars is formulated with standardized doses of... Read More

Flippin' Awesome: 'How’s My Driving' Car Sticker

News | September 26, 2014, 7:00 am

Flippin' Awesome: 'How’s My Driving' Car Sticker

Sticking this onto the back of your car is like giving a constant FU to anyone and everyone who questions your driving on the road. It gives them a number to call when they disapprove of your driving...not. Just make sure you're not a road hog and avoid driving like an asshat when you have this stuck... Read More

Because Yo Ass is Rich: Hundred Dollar Bill Tissues

News | September 25, 2014, 11:00 am

Because Yo Ass is Rich: Hundred Dollar Bill Tissues

Is your ass worth a hundred bucks? Probably not, but who cares if you've got a roll or two of these Hundred Dollar Bill tissues? You'll feel richer than Bill Gates every time you wipe that sh't from your behind with giant hundred dollar bills. Not that you can use them to buy the new iPhone 6...but hey,... Read More

This Get Up is So Fly: Jetpack Halloween Costume

News | September 25, 2014, 7:00 am

This Get Up is So Fly: Jetpack Halloween Costume

Zombies are overdone. So is Darth Vader. What's a guy to do when most Halloween costumes are either taken or too fugly to even consider? Well, here's one you can add to your list of prospective costumes: the Jet Pack costume that's relatively easy to make but looks incredibly awesome to boot. Basically... Read More

For Your Lady Love: Handbag With Built-In Hidden Flask

News | September 24, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Lady Love: Handbag With Built-In Hidden Flask

No, your girl doesn't want a new toaster. She won't want that gift card to the Home Depot either. But here's something she'll want if she loves booze just as much as you do: this sleek black handbag with a built-in hidden flask that can hold up to 28 ounces of her favorite drink. Heck, even you will... Read More

An Effing Hidden Message: A Shirt for Your Frenemies

News | September 24, 2014, 7:00 am

An Effing Hidden Message: A Shirt for Your Frenemies

For all the words you can't say to your boss, frenemy, asshat of a colleague...you can say it with a shirt instead. This interesting tee will let you do that. At first glance, the first two lines don't make much sense. But pull it up once their backs are turned and flip 'em without saying a word or raising... Read More

Bug Vacuum Sucks Those Little Buggers Right Up!

News | September 23, 2014, 11:00 am

Bug Vacuum Sucks Those Little Buggers Right Up!

Even the toughest of dudes get queasy or break into chills at the sight of a bug. Unfortunately, so do most gals, so you're left to get rid of them when either spots one. Here's the good news: you don't have to swat at it from a foot away with a rolled-up newspaper. The bad news? You'll still have to... Read More