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Finally: Chugometer, A Beer Chugging Flowmeter

News | July 10, 2014, 11:00 am

Finally: Chugometer, A Beer Chugging Flowmeter

With the advent of the Chugometer, there's finally a way to crown the beer bong champ of the gang. It's a beer chugging flowmeter basically measures how much alcohol leaves the bong. By the time you're done, it'll have all the important stats you've always wanted to know: chug time, volume consumed,... Read More

Online Dating Like a Bong: 420Mate Lets You Find Your Cannabis Lover

News | July 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Online Dating Like a Bong: 420Mate Lets You Find Your Cannabis Lover

Who cares about soul mates when you can live happily ever after with your bong mate? Yep, you read that right: we said bong mate. She's someone you can bang and share a bong with, among other things, and you can find her through My420mate. It's a dating site that's seeks to pair you up with a chick who... Read More

Tool Pen: So You'll Have Your Tools Anytime, Anywhere

News | July 10, 2014, 7:00 am

Tool Pen: So You'll Have Your Tools Anytime, Anywhere

Don't be a tool and get one of these Tool Pens so you'll never be without a tool you need in cases of emergency. Whether you need to screw something or tighten a couple of nuts and bolts here and there, these handy dandy tool will help you out. It's crafted from aluminum and comes with various attachments,... Read More

Because Real Men Stink: Baseball Glove Scented Soap

News | July 9, 2014, 11:00 am

Because Real Men Stink: Baseball Glove Scented Soap

Okay, so that's a lie. Real men do stink, but they're not the only ones. In fact, everyone pretty much stinks at some point during their day, so why don't you stop pretending it shouldn't be, and just embrace it? That's what the folks behind this baseball-globe scented soap want people to do every time... Read More

Chill While You Work: Personal Wrist Cooling Unit

News | July 9, 2014, 7:00 am

Chill While You Work: Personal Wrist Cooling Unit

The summer heat can be unbearable sometimes. If you can't cool off in a pool or chill in a place where the air conditioner is turned on full blast, then here's something that can chill your wrists, at the very least. It's a personal wrist cooling unit so your wrists don't, you know, overheat when you're... Read More

Koolernaut Cools Your Booze, Lets You Know How Cold It Is

News | July 8, 2014, 11:00 am

Koolernaut Cools Your Booze, Lets You Know How Cold It Is

If you tend to get anal about the temperature of your beer when you drink it, then the Koolernaut will definitely come in handy. It's in the form of the koozie, but with a little difference: it comes with an ice pack shaped like a puck that you're supposed to freeze beforehand. Simply drop the puck into... Read More

Camp Stove Toaster: For Campfire-Style Toast Any Day

News | July 8, 2014, 7:00 am

Camp Stove Toaster: For Campfire-Style Toast Any Day

You know what most people miss the most when they're out camping in the great outdoors? A perfectly-toasted slice of toast. That's not something you can achieve with a campfire, though. So next time you're roughing it, here's one more thing to pack in your bags: the Camp Stove toaster. It features... Read More

Cobra JumPack Charges Your Phone, Jumpstarts Your Car

News | July 7, 2014, 11:00 am

Cobra JumPack Charges Your Phone, Jumpstarts Your Car

Can your power bank do what the Cobra JumPack can? Aside from giving you some emergency power when you need it, it has enough juice to jumpstart your car by using a 200A starting current when you find yourself stranded. Granted, it's bulkier than your average power bank but the power it can store more... Read More

Compact and Comfy: Aeros Premium Pillow

News | July 7, 2014, 7:00 am

Compact and Comfy: Aeros Premium Pillow

Camping is fun, but you obviously shouldn't expect to be comfortable while you're spending a night or two in the great outdoors. Or should you? That depends on whether or not you've got the right gear for your trip, one example being the Aeros Premium Pillow. It often doesn't make sense to bring a pillow... Read More

For Your Girl: Flashbang Gun Holster Bra

News | July 4, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Girl: Flashbang Gun Holster Bra

The Flashbang Gun holster is the perfect present for that gun-toting gal in your life. It's a firearm holster that's meant to be snapped onto the front of her bra, right in the middle of her hooters. Of course, bigger guns will clearly show unless she's wearing something bulky as well. The Flashbang... Read More

Patchnride Patches Up Holes on Bike Tires In a Jiffy

News | July 4, 2014, 7:00 am

Patchnride Patches Up Holes on Bike Tires In a Jiffy

Bikes will get you to where you need to go fast, but flats will get you down just as quickly. Few, if any, people actually carry a spare tire, which is why the Patchnride will come in extremely handy during those times. It's a pen-like device that patches up any holes on your tire in a matter of seconds. All... Read More

LOLWTF: Fleshlight LaunchPAD Lets You Hump Your Tablet

News | July 3, 2014, 11:00 am

LOLWTF: Fleshlight LaunchPAD Lets You Hump Your Tablet

Two years ago, the world was introduced to the concept of the Fleshlight iPad case. The company is in the business of making toys for the big boys. Not cars, mind you, but flashlight-shaped contraptions that let dudes stuck their dongs in to have a grand ol' time. If you know what I mean. It took... Read More

Salami Dreams: Sleep on a Bed of Pizza

News | July 3, 2014, 7:00 am

Salami Dreams: Sleep on a Bed of Pizza

You eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You eat it with ramen toppings and piles of bacon on top. There's tiers upon tiers of pizza sold off as cakes, and even a pizza taco if you feel like having more than just a pie. Well, if you love the damned pie so much, then why don't you sleep in it? Not... Read More

Dreams of Gaming: Video Game Cartridge Pillows

News | July 2, 2014, 11:00 am

Dreams of Gaming: Video Game Cartridge Pillows

You've played the games, now lay on them. Not on the actual video game cartridges (because obviously that ain't going to be comfortable), but on these video game cartridge pillows that look like--surprise, surprise--video game cartridges Nintendo made in the nineties that you couldn't stop playing. They... Read More

Kool Tool is the Koolest Belt and Multi-Tool Buckle Ever

News | July 2, 2014, 7:00 am

Kool Tool is the Koolest Belt and Multi-Tool Buckle Ever

You might think you're a cool cat, but nobody's too cool to do some DIY and repairs once in a while. Case in point would be the Kool Tool, which is a belt buckle that doubles as a multi-tool. It looks like an over-sized buckle and doesn't look too out of the ordinary, considering all the other outrageous... Read More