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Fun Times Are Coming: 'Game of Thrones' Booze

News | April 7, 2014, 7:00 am

Fun Times Are Coming: 'Game of Thrones' Booze

A new season of Game of Thrones has come. Season four promises more on-screen boobage, betrayals, and bloodshed with a capital 'B.' Season three ended on a pretty dark note and there's really no telling where the succeeding seasons are taking the series--unless of course you read the books and know what's... Read More

Practice For Your Girl: Rainbow Dildo Popsicles That 'Explode'

News | April 4, 2014, 11:00 am

Practice For Your Girl: Rainbow Dildo Popsicles That 'Explode'

Swedish ice cream company GB Glace is every dude's best friend. They've just come up with a brand spankin' new frozen treat called the X-Pop (how fitting!) It's essentially a long, multi-colored pop with a bumpy pink top that, after being licked and sucked on, 'explodes' with a creamy filling oozing... Read More

For Out-of-this-World Barbecues: Star Wars Lightsaber Tongs

News | April 4, 2014, 11:00 am

For Out-of-this-World Barbecues: Star Wars Lightsaber Tongs

Have a barbecue and grill your grub the way Luke Skywalker would with these Star Wars Lightsaber Tongs. You won't be able to duel with the Sith Lord using this one (he'll probably have your ass with a couple of swings) but you will be able to flip sausages, steaks, burger, corn, and other grub with these... Read More

Wineist: A Wine Surprise Every Month

News | April 3, 2014, 11:00 am

Wineist: A Wine Surprise Every Month

Live a little and try wine that you otherwise wouldn't ever try before with Wineist. It's a monthly wine delivery service that will deliver a box of fine wine curated by their in-house experts to suit your particular palate. Don't like it? It's fine, just pass on what's remaining in the bottle. Love... Read More

Play A Peen In Public: Wangcaster Guitar

News | April 3, 2014, 11:00 am

Play A Peen In Public: Wangcaster Guitar

You don't have to worry about indecent exposure, at least in the legal sense, if you have a penchant for playing with your wang in public. Not that one that's attached to your nether regions, but with this one-of-a-kind WTF-inciting guitar called the Wangcaster. As you can see, it's shaped like a peen,... Read More

iStab Phone Case Comes With a Hidden Folding Knife

News | April 2, 2014, 11:00 am

iStab Phone Case Comes With a Hidden Folding Knife

In cases of emergency, your phone could be your lifeline since you can call 911, the hospital, friends, family, or your local fire department for help when you're in trouble. You can also take things into your own hands with the iStab phone case. It's a 3D-printed iPhone case that wraps your smartphone... Read More

Go Bacon: Smoky Treats, Anytime, Anywhere

News | April 2, 2014, 11:00 am

Go Bacon: Smoky Treats, Anytime, Anywhere

Bacon. What's not to love? If you find yourself hungry for the smoky, meaty flavor of bacon in the middle of the day, then you might want to stock up on several packs of Go Bacon. It's bacon that's been jerkified for the enjoyment of your taste buds. The bacon jerky is wrapped individually in the 1.5oz... Read More

BBQ Bath For The Most Flavorful Barbecues Ever

News | April 1, 2014, 11:00 am

BBQ Bath For The Most Flavorful Barbecues Ever

Chicks dig dudes who know how to cook. Unfortunately, the lot of men can't cook to save their sex lives. Fortunately, stuff like the BBQ Bath exists. No, it's not some weird liquid soap that lets you bathe in the scent of meat juices and barbecue sauce. Rather, it's an instant brine that you can soak... Read More

Barf-a-Palooza: Panda Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef Milkshakes

News | April 1, 2014, 11:00 am

Barf-a-Palooza: Panda Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef Milkshakes

Men love food. What's not to love?  Second to the need to watch smexy girls (preferably those who take it all off), what busy, working men of Egotastic need is good food that even the cheapest of cheapskates can afford. This brings to mind Chinese food chain Panda Express, who are debuting two novel... Read More

S'up Dog, Time To Chow: Man Bowl

News | March 31, 2014, 11:00 am

S'up Dog, Time To Chow: Man Bowl

Chow like the dog that you are with the Man Bowl. It looks just like your dog's water bowl, except that it's made especially for you. It's labeled 'Man,' for crying out loud. You can channel the dog within and eat your grub without a spoon or a fork, but if you want to keep your dignity (and not mess... Read More

Smart Gun Won't Go Off Unless You're Wearing the Matching RFID Watch

News | March 31, 2014, 7:00 am

Smart Gun Won't Go Off Unless You're Wearing the Matching RFID Watch

It sucks in movies and it'll suck infinitely more in real life. I'm talking about moments when you've got the upper hand, but had the tables turned because of bad luck or poor skill. Like when you're in a fight for your life, for example, and the bad guys have somehow managed to snatch away your firearm... Read More

Everything You Need and More: MacGyver Tool Kit

News | March 28, 2014, 11:00 am

Everything You Need and More: MacGyver Tool Kit

MacGyver always found a way out, regardless of the crap that he found himself in (or got himself into.) He doesn't use fancy shmancy tools or high-tech equipment. In fact, he makes the best out of what he has and just goes with that. Now all wannabe-MacGyver's will be happy to know that a tool kit... Read More

Smoky and Delicious: Eau de Bacon

News | March 28, 2014, 7:00 am

Smoky and Delicious: Eau de Bacon

Smell like your favorite meat! Bacon Cologne is another product that joins the wide range of other stuff that feature or are inspired by none other than bacon. I'm sure you've heard of bacon toothpaste, bacon mints, and bacon gravy. There's even bacon-flavored gum and Ritz crackers now. However, i... Read More

Infinite Energy: Justice League Red Bull Cans

News | March 27, 2014, 11:00 am

Infinite Energy: Justice League Red Bull Cans

With the wide varietyof energy-boosting products available in the market today, from caffeine sprays and concentrated coffee shots to energy drinks, competition is tough. That said, Redbull can take a page out of  NY-based art director Diego Fonseca's book. He's thought up some pretty gnarly designs... Read More

Ready, Aim, Fire: Rubber Band Machine Gun

News | March 27, 2014, 7:00 am

Ready, Aim, Fire: Rubber Band Machine Gun

Remember when you'd have rubber band fights with the gang because they wouldn't stop teasing you about the new chick at school, who you secretly liked but couldn't bear to admit, because, well, you were sort of a wimp back then?  Those were the days, weren't they? If you're still having rubber band... Read More