Tech

Revolver Gun Knife: No Bullets, All Blade

News | July 18, 2014, 11:00 am

Revolver Gun Knife: No Bullets, All Blade

So here's a gun that isn't exactly a gun. You won't be able to fire any rounds from it, because it's actually a knife. Yes, a knife. Pulling the trigger won't do anything, but flip it over and flip that blade out and you've got yourself a weapon for self-defense. It's not the perfect weapon by any... Read More

Strip Club Cash Cannon: Shoot It Up With Cash

News | July 18, 2014, 7:00 am

Strip Club Cash Cannon: Shoot It Up With Cash

Do what the big boys do and make it rain cold hard cash without lifting more than just a finger. The Cash Cannon should be the only gun clubs allow through the door because it's the only one in the world that can make it rain happiness (in the form of dollar bills!) Perfect for them strip clubs, don't... Read More

LOLWHUT: Parking Armor is a Bumper for Your Bumper

News | July 17, 2014, 11:00 am

LOLWHUT: Parking Armor is a Bumper for Your Bumper

So the Parking Armor is a ridiculous concept, although you might actually need one if you suck at parking. It's basically a bumper for your bumper, so you don't mess your actual bumper up in the event that you accidentally (or accidentally-on-purpose) bump into something while you're backing  into a... Read More

Now That's a Barcebue: Social Grill Lets Every In On the Action

News | July 17, 2014, 11:00 am

Now That's a Barcebue: Social Grill Lets Every In On the Action

Burgers, hot dogs, and steaks are all so much better if you grilled 'em yourself. Or at least, had a hand in getting them to the grill, even if it was just turning it over a few times after it was prepped and seasoned and all by the master griller. Unfortunately, eight people crowding around a single... Read More

Hamburger Wallet: Stuffed with Meat, Lettuce, and Cash

News | July 17, 2014, 7:00 am

Hamburger Wallet: Stuffed with Meat, Lettuce, and Cash

It don't make much sense to stuff a hamburger in your pocket...unless, of course, it's the Hamburger Wallet. As the name indicates, it's a wallet in the fun, appetite-increasing shape and form of a burger. A big fat patty, tomatoes, lettuce, sandwiched in between a sesame bun...mmm, I could really use... Read More

Yeah, I 'Read' Too: Leather Book iPad Case

News | July 16, 2014, 7:00 am

Yeah, I 'Read' Too: Leather Book iPad Case

Chicks dig dudes who read. As for why, we'll never know. But what we do know is that it's another quality that'll get them to hand out their digits. Now here's the good part: it doesn't matter if you hate reading, because this Leather Book iPad case will do all the work for you. Just hold it with your... Read More

This is Awesome: Ninja Star Wall Hooks

News | July 15, 2014, 11:00 am

This is Awesome: Ninja Star Wall Hooks

The world's shuriken crazy. We've got shuriken-shaped USB drives and ninja mugs with shuriken coasters (check 'em out here.) Now are you ready for shuriken hooks? These Ninja Star wall hooks are made to hold your coats, jackets, headphones, and whatever else in place in the awesomest way possible.... Read More

Every Gamer Needs One: Gamer Floor Lounge Chair

News | July 14, 2014, 11:00 am

Every Gamer Needs One: Gamer Floor Lounge Chair

Playing video games while sitting, cross-legged, on the floor was okay ten years ago. Not that it's no longer okay anymore, but the floor ain't exactly the most comfortable seat in the house. Unfortunately, unless you've got a gaming table or something, then you have no choice but to suck it up and play... Read More

Can You Stomach This? Life-Size Human Skull Chocolate

News | July 14, 2014, 7:00 am

Can You Stomach This? Life-Size Human Skull Chocolate

So this is a huge block of Belgian chocolate in the shape of a human skull. It wasn't made from some generic mold or crafted from the imagination of its maker on what a skull is shaped like. This particular one was made from using a mold based on an actual human skull. As for whose skull it was, we'll... Read More

Batman Bow Ties: Get the Bruce Wayne Swagger

News | July 11, 2014, 11:00 am

Batman Bow Ties: Get the Bruce Wayne Swagger

Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of these Batman bow ties. Not because they look bad or anything (because they don't), but because he has a secret identity to hide and wearing this just kind of gives it away, you know? The bat-shaped bow ties are made from leather and will make you the... Read More

Boozin' in Disguise: Sunscreen Bottle Drinking Flask

News | July 11, 2014, 7:00 am

Boozin' in Disguise: Sunscreen Bottle Drinking Flask

If, for some reason, you want to hide the fact that you're boozin' while beachin', then you need this Sunscreen Bottle drinking flask. As the name implies, it's a drinking flask that comes in the form of a tube of sunscreen. No one would question why you'd be bring a tube or two of this thing in your... Read More

Finally: Chugometer, A Beer Chugging Flowmeter

News | July 10, 2014, 11:00 am

Finally: Chugometer, A Beer Chugging Flowmeter

With the advent of the Chugometer, there's finally a way to crown the beer bong champ of the gang. It's a beer chugging flowmeter basically measures how much alcohol leaves the bong. By the time you're done, it'll have all the important stats you've always wanted to know: chug time, volume consumed,... Read More

Online Dating Like a Bong: 420Mate Lets You Find Your Cannabis Lover

News | July 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Online Dating Like a Bong: 420Mate Lets You Find Your Cannabis Lover

Who cares about soul mates when you can live happily ever after with your bong mate? Yep, you read that right: we said bong mate. She's someone you can bang and share a bong with, among other things, and you can find her through My420mate. It's a dating site that's seeks to pair you up with a chick who... Read More

Tool Pen: So You'll Have Your Tools Anytime, Anywhere

News | July 10, 2014, 7:00 am

Tool Pen: So You'll Have Your Tools Anytime, Anywhere

Don't be a tool and get one of these Tool Pens so you'll never be without a tool you need in cases of emergency. Whether you need to screw something or tighten a couple of nuts and bolts here and there, these handy dandy tool will help you out. It's crafted from aluminum and comes with various attachments,... Read More