You've dreamed about owning one for years. And while it's still virtually impossible to own a DeLorean in this day and age (since they clearly don't exist and replicas will cost you a sh't ton of money), the good news is that you can now rent one and make all your childhood and pre-pubescent dreams come... Read More
"If you want to get into her pants, then make sure you change your underpants every friggin' day!" -Advice given from a father to his son Some dudes can be pretty disgusting with their lack of hygiene. For example, I once met a guy who would wear the same pair of underwear for four days in a row:... Read More
"Did you gag a stewardess, tie her up, and stuff her into your luggage? No? Then what's that I see?" That's probably a line that you'd never want to hear at the airport, although you've probably fantasized about a similar scenario (minus the part about stuffing her into your suitcase.) If you like... Read More
By homemade, you do know what we're talking about, right? Unless you've got a partner who's up for anything and everything, chances are you only got to record that video by hook or by crook (or with a lot of begging.) That means viewing it should be made a big deal, and how much bigger can you get... Read More
Have you ever had one of those Hangover moments where you go on a night out with friends and wake up in a totally different country? You might've realized then that a damn good watch that can give you the time wherever you are would come in handy. An app would suffice, but if you can't even find your... Read More
So you're trying to shuffle and failing horribly because your hands are too freakin' small. If it weren't for the Hoyle Slice Playing Cards, I'd probably just tell you to leave the table or give up being a dealer for good because it's just going to mess up your game and crimp your style. Because honestly,... Read More
Have you ever heard of the Bang-a-Day challenge? It's pretty clear what you're supposed to do based on its name alone. I never attempted it myself, although I know a great deal of guys who did. Suffice to say, few succeeded, and one of those who did got so sick of doing the dirty that he put himself... Read More
Meet Zane Lamprey. He used to headline a show called Drinking Made Easy (gee, I wonder what that was about!), which wrapped up after its third season. If you're a fan of Zane or curious about what he's up to, wonder no further because he's back with the same penchant for alcohol and getting wasted! Zane... Read More
Life would suck without electricity. Without it, you'd have nothing to power your laptops--and as a result, nothing to fap to every night. You'll have to learn to live without video games and your iPhone, and learn to socialize with people in person again. Okay, so that last bit doesn't sound so bad,... Read More
Guys think about it all the time. In fact, I know a few who got so hung up about it that they still persisted, even after their girlfriends flat out refused. You know what I'm talking about... Or don't you? Let me get to it. For years, thousands of men all over the world have wondered what it felt... Read More
Don't you just hate pretentious doofuses who clink shot glasses and drink with their pinky fingers pointed upwards? Yeah, you know the type: quasi-successful, egocentric douches who think that they're better than everyone else. Fact of the matter is, most people drink to unwind and forget about all the... Read More
I once cheated during an exam by engraving notes and formulas onto the sole of my shoes. I passed the test but ruined a good pair of shoes in the process (I know, why didn't I wear my old ratty shoes instead, right? Chalk it up to panic.) So don't follow in my footsteps (pun intended)--either study for... Read More
"I don't care if you're not wearing anything else when you're grilling, just make sure you put on a damn apron!" -Wise words from a bro who almost burnt his peen off because he was grilling nekkid one hot summer's afternoon You won't see Boba Fett or Stormtroopers flipping burgers at the grill, but... Read More
Stuffed burgers are the bomb. They're delicious to eat but pretty tiresome to make--that is, if you don't already have this awesome gizmo called the Stuff-a-Burger Press. It's essentially a plastic burger press that that comes with a set of plates that help you create half-pound or three-quarter-pound... Read More
One way to make a quick buck is to sell stuff that you don't need, but happen to have lying around at home. It's a win-win situation, really: you get rid of junk, clean up your pad, and earn some spending money in the process. The downside is that most online selling and auction sites are a pain to deal... Read More
