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The Era of the Stylish Fantasy Football Dork Begins with ’47 Brand

News | September 3, 2014, 7:48 am

The Era of the Stylish Fantasy Football Dork Begins with ’47 Brand

The holiday-free month of August is a time for hordes of European tourists to roam free and for real Americans to set their internet machines to “football” as they jump into that most intense of faux social activities: their fantasy football drafts. The ultra hip folks at ’47 Brand are on a mission... Read More

An Italian Midlife Crisis in Your Ear

News | September 3, 2014, 7:36 am

An Italian Midlife Crisis in Your Ear

Once upon a time a friend told me that the first thing I should do when I open a brand new iPod or iPhone is throw the included headphones out of the nearest open window because they’re not worth the plastic they’re bound in. Street children have woven fishing nets out of the dozens of flimsy white... Read More

Stick It, Smell It: Scened Duct Tape

News | September 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Stick It, Smell It: Scened Duct Tape

Tape with a twist. Seal stuff with an extra touch that chicks will love with Ducktape Scents. As the name implies, these are scented duct tape for your taping and sniffing pleasure. Not that anyone sniffs the tape when they seal stuff, but sometimes the smell of regular old duct tape gets pretty old... Read More

Chargeboard: Skate, Charge, and Go

News | September 2, 2014, 7:00 am

Chargeboard: Skate, Charge, and Go

Skate when you want to, walk when you feel like it, and charge your mobile device whenever and wherever with Chargeboard. It's a skateboard and charger in one, so you'll never find yourself wanting for one or the other. It was created by designer Bjorn van den Hout as a grad project for school, and... Read More

DjBoard: Mix and Skate

News | September 1, 2014, 10:00 am

DjBoard: Mix and Skate

DJ's love to skate and vice versa. Wouldn't it be cool to take the best of both worlds and combine both? Ruben Oya did, and he came up with the DjBoard. It's basically a longboard that comes equipped with a touch-sensitive interface and two speakers, so you get a skateboard and mixing board in one.... Read More

You Delicious: Human Nutrition Facts Tee

News | September 1, 2014, 7:00 am

You Delicious: Human Nutrition Facts Tee

You see it on the back of packs of bacon, canned tuna, and even soda. Now you can wear it and display your nutrition facts proudly by owning this shirt. So the figures are pretty approximate. Whether they're higher (which is ideal) or lower than actual doesn't matter, since the percent daily values are... Read More

Bat Mug: The Dark Knight Brews

News | August 29, 2014, 10:00 am

Bat Mug: The Dark Knight Brews

Drinking coffee from the Bat Mug might be harder to do than with a typical mug with regular handles, but it's still something worth having all the same. The Bat Mug features not one, but two handles--actually, they're more like wings--which can come in particularly handy when you need to remove it from... Read More

SexFit Peen Ring Keeps Track Of Every Thrust

News | August 29, 2014, 7:00 am

SexFit Peen Ring Keeps Track Of Every Thrust

Uh, so this here is the Bondara SexFit and it's a ring for your peen that promises to keep track of your every move. And by 'every move,' we mean every thrust when you're bonking your lady. It's designed to be worn at the base of your peen, with the tight band giving you a 'harder' erection. The ring... Read More

Slice 'Em Caps Off: Ninja Sword Bottle Opener

News | August 28, 2014, 10:00 am

Slice 'Em Caps Off: Ninja Sword Bottle Opener

Pop caps off bottles like a ninja and show the world what a bad-ass you truly are! If your bare hands or karate chops can't take care of it, then get one of these Ninja Sword bottle openers and be done with it. The bottle opener comes in the form of a small ninja sword so you just grab the handle, put... Read More

The Dark Side of the Couch: Darth Vader Upholstered Chair

News | August 28, 2014, 7:00 am

The Dark Side of the Couch: Darth Vader Upholstered Chair

If you don't have the money to buy one of those Game of Thrones replica thrones or the time to make your own GOT beanbag throne, then here's a worthwhile alternative that's also gunning for bad-ass chair of the year: the Darth Vader upholstered chair. It features none other than the villain from the... Read More

For Your Secret Stash: Hawaiian Punch Stash Can

News | August 27, 2014, 10:00 am

For Your Secret Stash: Hawaiian Punch Stash Can

Stash your cash, cigarettes, rubber, and other random but useful crap in one of these Hawaiian Punch Stash Cans to hide them from prying eyes and idle hands. They look like regular cans of fruit punch on the outside, but the hollowed out innards provide ample space for valuables that you want to keep... Read More

For Posterity's Sake: Useless Crap In A Skull

News | August 27, 2014, 7:00 am

For Posterity's Sake: Useless Crap In A Skull

Got useless crap that you can't bear to throw away that's scattered all around the house? Crap like bottle caps, champagne corks, that broken watch you got from your old man. Don't put it all in a box for storage. Instead, gather them all in one place and display them in an artsy fartsy way by shipping... Read More

Bacon Of The Month Club: Something to Look Forward To

News | August 26, 2014, 10:00 am

Bacon Of The Month Club: Something to Look Forward To

Can't get enough of the greatest cured meat product of all time? Bacon comes in all sorts of shapes and flavors. Flavors vary slightly from one maker to another, and Tender Belly's maple cured signature bacon is among one of the best. If you crave for the sweet, smoky, and meaty flavor of Tender Belly's... Read More

Blackjack Like a Boss: 24K Gold Playing Cards

News | August 26, 2014, 7:00 am

Blackjack Like a Boss: 24K Gold Playing Cards

Play blackjack like a boss and be the high roller that you are! These 24K gold playing cards are as fancy schmancy as cards can get. Each is coated with 99.9% pure 24K gold foil, with one side showing your typical card suites and the other featuring a $100 bill design. If that doesn't drive the point... Read More

FAB Defense Gotcha Cap: Wear It, Hit People With It

News | August 25, 2014, 10:00 am

FAB Defense Gotcha Cap: Wear It, Hit People With It

No doubt you already have an arsenal of self-defense tools lining your jacket and your pockets. But when you need to act fast, as in, instantaneously and on the spot, you won't have time to reach into your wallet to pull out that credit card-sized folding knife to defend yourself. However, what you... Read More