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Smoke Out Like the Pros: Tactical Smoke Grenade

News | November 14, 2014, 7:00 am

Smoke Out Like the Pros: Tactical Smoke Grenade

When you decide to smoke it out, then smoke it out in style. The Haze Pro tactical smoke grenade is what you need to create chaos, as its designed to to pump out over 40,000 cubic meters of smoke! It's the same kind that's used by moviemakers in those Blockbusters you love. Sneak out the back door,... Read More

Butt Towel: Show Yo Ass Without Showing It

News | November 13, 2014, 11:00 am

Butt Towel: Show Yo Ass Without Showing It

Flash people without actually flashing them when you've got this Butt Towel around your waist. One side features a comically-done bare ass in all its splendor. The towel is made from 100% velour cotton so it should be kind on your ass as well. If you're in the market for a new towel, well, this is... Read More

Homer Would Be Proud: Kwik-E-Mart-Reusable Bag

News | November 13, 2014, 7:00 am

Homer Would Be Proud: Kwik-E-Mart-Reusable Bag

Show your love for Springfield by carrying this Kwik-E Mart reusable bag whenever you get groceries. It's eco-friendly (since it's reusable and all) and is specially appropriate when you go on a midnight run to get more Duff beer. Stuff it with donuts and everything else Homer Simpson would get when... Read More

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

News | November 12, 2014, 11:00 am

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

This is probably the simplest but creepiest mask you can get. It's basically a plain chrome mask that works like those mirror tints on cars that lets you see when you're looking out, but conceals your identity when someone's looking from the outside. Wear it at your next costume party, or anytime... Read More

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

News | November 12, 2014, 7:00 am

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

Your wine bottles need condoms just as much as you do! If you're tired of cleaning up the mess (and wasting fine wine!) when someone knocks over that bottle due to sheer carelessness-- not to mention drunkenness-- then you need to stock up on these wine condoms. They're sold in boxes of ten and are... Read More

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

News | November 11, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Nothing good comes out of being a royal ass...save for the fact that you'll feel like this Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder was meant for you. It's bulkier than your average toilet paper holder, what with the knight in shining armor and all, but if it makes you feel like a million bucks, then why... Read More

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

News | November 11, 2014, 7:00 am

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

I can totally see Bruce Wayne sliding out a Mac at a Starbucks like a regular guy on any given Sunday. He probably won't be too keen to use this carbon fiber Batman decal on his MacBook, though. But folks like you and me who have no secret identities to keep, well, I think it's an awesome decal to... Read More

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

News | November 10, 2014, 11:00 am

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

Most people aren't so particular with their TP. But if you're bored and want to inject a bit of color into your otherwise dreary bathroom, then grab a couple of these color toiler paper rolls and go crazy. You won't see sh't the same way again, but at least they're 3-ply. Don't even get me started... Read More

Be Larger Than Life: Walking Dinosaur Costume

News | November 10, 2014, 7:00 am

Be Larger Than Life: Walking Dinosaur Costume

Halloween is long over, but if the invites to costume parties are still coming, then here's one to consider (if you've got money to burn, that is): this life-sized walking dinosaur costume. It looks hyper-realistic, with the T-Rex sporting a killer expression with spikes and scales jutting out of... Read More

Pizza Beanbag: Chill on a Slice of Heaven

News | November 7, 2014, 11:00 am

Pizza Beanbag: Chill on a Slice of Heaven

Pizza is the awesomest food in the world. It's right up there with bacon and booze spread and everything else infused with either of the two. So it's a given that these pizza beanbags would be an instant hit. Shaped like a slice, it's got pepperoni and oodles of cheese printed all over it to whet... Read More

What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

News | November 7, 2014, 7:00 am

What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

We like big butts and we cannot lie. We like three-dimensional asses even more, and we're off to see more of 'em in the 3D Book of Big Butts. You probably haven't picked up a book since college, but this is one volume you'll come back to again and again and again... The book is chock full of big... Read More