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Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

News | November 12, 2014, 11:00 am

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

This is probably the simplest but creepiest mask you can get. It's basically a plain chrome mask that works like those mirror tints on cars that lets you see when you're looking out, but conceals your identity when someone's looking from the outside. Wear it at your next costume party, or anytime you... Read More

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

News | November 12, 2014, 7:00 am

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

Your wine bottles need condoms just as much as you do! If you're tired of cleaning up the mess (and wasting fine wine!) when someone knocks over that bottle due to sheer carelessness-- not to mention drunkenness-- then you need to stock up on these wine condoms. They're sold in boxes of ten and are packaged... Read More

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

News | November 11, 2014, 11:00 am

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Nothing good comes out of being a royal ass...save for the fact that you'll feel like this Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder was meant for you. It's bulkier than your average toilet paper holder, what with the knight in shining armor and all, but if it makes you feel like a million bucks, then why... Read More

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

News | November 11, 2014, 7:00 am

The Dark iKnight: Carbon Fiber Batman MacBook Decal

I can totally see Bruce Wayne sliding out a Mac at a Starbucks like a regular guy on any given Sunday. He probably won't be too keen to use this carbon fiber Batman decal on his MacBook, though. But folks like you and me who have no secret identities to keep, well, I think it's an awesome decal to dress... Read More

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

News | November 10, 2014, 11:00 am

Colored Toilet Paper: TP To Match Your Personality

Most people aren't so particular with their TP. But if you're bored and want to inject a bit of color into your otherwise dreary bathroom, then grab a couple of these color toiler paper rolls and go crazy. You won't see sh't the same way again, but at least they're 3-ply. Don't even get me started on... Read More

Be Larger Than Life: Walking Dinosaur Costume

News | November 10, 2014, 7:00 am

Be Larger Than Life: Walking Dinosaur Costume

Halloween is long over, but if the invites to costume parties are still coming, then here's one to consider (if you've got money to burn, that is): this life-sized walking dinosaur costume. It looks hyper-realistic, with the T-Rex sporting a killer expression with spikes and scales jutting out of its... Read More

Pizza Beanbag: Chill on a Slice of Heaven

News | November 7, 2014, 11:00 am

Pizza Beanbag: Chill on a Slice of Heaven

Pizza is the awesomest food in the world. It's right up there with bacon and booze spread and everything else infused with either of the two. So it's a given that these pizza beanbags would be an instant hit. Shaped like a slice, it's got pepperoni and oodles of cheese printed all over it to whet your... Read More

What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

News | November 7, 2014, 7:00 am

What's Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

We like big butts and we cannot lie. We like three-dimensional asses even more, and we're off to see more of 'em in the 3D Book of Big Butts. You probably haven't picked up a book since college, but this is one volume you'll come back to again and again and again... The book is chock full of big booties... Read More

You Need This: Goatee Shaving Template

News | November 6, 2014, 11:00 am

You Need This: Goatee Shaving Template

We might not have pros doing our goatees like Robert Downey Jr., but that doesn't mean a clean and perfectly-shaped goatee is out of reach. In fact, something as simple as this goatee shaving template can be the solution to all your fugly goatee troubles. Simply position the template over your mouth,... Read More

Don't Knock 'Em Over: Pool Ball Shot Glasses

News | November 6, 2014, 7:00 am

Don't Knock 'Em Over: Pool Ball Shot Glasses

You're supposed to knock the balls into the pockets when you're playing pool, but the mechanics are totally different with these pool ball shot glasses. With these babies, you're supposed to known down shots into your mouth instead. As you can see,  the base of each of the glasses looks like pool ball,... Read More

Don't Throw Your Money On This: Cash Suit

News | November 5, 2014, 11:01 am

Don't Throw Your Money On This: Cash Suit

This is a suit that's covered with Benjamins all over. It's tacky, but I'd totally put it on at the risk of becoming a pariah if they were real. Unfortunately, they're not, so why anyone would actually want to wear it is beyond me. If you're moneyed, then steer clear of this suit and get one elsewhere.... Read More