Taylor Swift Shows Off A Little Too Much In Animal Print Mini-Skirt And Little Black Top

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aldo-vallon - July 23, 2018

I do not know how Taylor could possibly find clothing that makes her legs look even longer than they already are, but somehow she did it, and I applaud her ingenuity.

It is important for a person to know what their most powerful features are, and then play to those strengths. Taylor clearly discovered a long time ago that her legs are unlike any other and she is intent on making sure the rest of the world knows this as well.

I do not have many strengths of my own, but when I finally lose my hair you can bet your ass I am going to play that to my favor. I am not going to shave off the rest of my head like some quitter, or use a combover to try and cover up my shame. Oh no. I am going to continue to grow my hair out in order to accentuate my condition. It will be my own personal twist on peacocking in order to get a woman’s attention. Women will be so agitated by my abrasive look that they will have no choice but to confront me. And that is when I will have them. I can hardly wait.


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