Taylor Swift Is Doing Alright

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Lex Jurgen - October 19, 2015

Taylor Swift's 1989 Tour of North America has grossed $173 million the past four months and isn't yet over. This means Swift is set to surpass the devil's fracking operations and win the golden totem. Also she can now bribe the IOC to have the summer Olympics in her backyard. The female athlete only slumber parties will be wicked. Taylor Swift can't sing or dance or relate to people or act sexy and isn't particularly good looking and has a Bosc shaped body but somehow pulls in Indian casino type dollars as an entertainer. It'd be easy to hate her. But even easier to pretend to be her friend to get ridiculously expensive best platonic buddies day presents. My $173 million isn't coming any time soon. I'd giggle at her silly cat names for gifts.

Photo Credit: Vogue Australia

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