Target Sells Star Wars Themed Dongs

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bill-swift - February 11, 2016

When a new Star Wars movie comes out you can be 100% sure there is going to be a merchandising blitz. With the Force Awakens there was a particularly serious onslaught of products. There were even BB-8 themed oranges for Christ's sake. So it is inevitable that one of these many doo-dads were going to be...umm...questionable. Target has a wide variety of Star Wars related objects. But one line of pool toys is particularly disturbing. A shopper pointed out to the superstore that the Kylo Ren, Stormtrooper, and Captain Phasma swim toys look a lot like dildos. Like, a lot a lot. Target apologized that the guy felt that way but said they were intended as pool toys to help kids learn to swim and not for adults dressed like Chewbacca to shove them in their anuses and or vaginas. 

I guess that at the end of the day anything can be used as an anal insertion device. The stories I've heard from people who work at the emergency room of things shoved up people's bums makes that clear. 

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