bill-swift - March 21, 2012
American Reunion has to bring out the hotties for its promotional events. It just has to. The series built on teen turned 20-something sexuality owes it to its fans to bring out the ladies stimulate the blood flow and make gentlemen peepers understand the meaning of the word priapism.
And, damn if Tara Reid didn't pull herself together last night for a little taste of the old school Tara, like 10,000 apple-tinis ago Tara, looking rather fine, and along with all-around sextastic Katrina Bowden who looks hot anywhere in anything (or nothing), and newcomer Ali Cobrin, whose funbags you will be fawning over when you see this movie, well, I could really use a warm apple pie right about now. Enjoy.