bill-swift - March 15, 2013
I think Tamara Ecclestone is back to single status again. Though it's only a matter of time before the heiress to the F1 Racing fortune with the big tubes finds herself another male model looking beau. Rich hot girls with big hooters do tend to do fairly well for themselves in the dating pool, especially when they can put on a boobtastic bikini show like Tamara has been doing in Miami Beach this week. Hey, she paid good money for those puppies and she's going to let them off the leash in public from time to time. Or, everyday.
Someday, my own heiress ship will come in and I'll be the kept man I've always known was my destiny. A life of golf and spas and jet set travel, and crossing my fingers behind my back as I assure my well-to-do wife that I am not sleeping with her hotter younger sister. I can't wait. Enjoy.