Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Hotness Post-Baby Vaults Her Right into MILFtastic Stratosphere

It's got to be the genes, right? Those model genetics inherited from her mom (not so much her odd looking dad) that allows a brunette hottie heiress like Tamara Ecclestone to look like this just seven-weeks after officially joining MILFhood for the first time. I mean, I've never pushed a child through my birthing canal before, not that I remember, or gestated one in my belly, but I have to imagine it typically takes more than seven works of even regular exercise to generally look this solid and tight in a bikini. Naturally, Tamara's mams are even bigger than before, which she blessedly shows off in this undersized bikini top.

This entire scene is absolutely perfect. Except she's in Morocco instead off crying on my shoulder telling me how her husband doesn't appreciate her and spends many nights away since the baby was born. That's when Uncle Bill steps in, gives the baby a little whiskey spiked milk for a sleepy nap, and shows mom that some men appreciate her now more than ever. I'm a randy Mary Poppins. Enjoy.