aldo-vallon - November 11, 2018
If Tallia Storm keeps on wearing outfits like this it is only a matter of time before she winds up on All Stars. One cannot expect a dress with a neckline that plunges as deep as that to keep her goods contained any more than a fisherman can expect to draw in a bunch of fish if there is a hole in the net. Granted, they would get a couple of small fish for their bounty, but Tallia’s goodies hardly count as small fish. Keeping that neckline in place probably requires a whole roll of industrial strength double-sided tape.
For some odd reason tape is still scarcely used in the male fashion world. Sure, drag queens have been utilizing it for decades, but us vanilla folks have yet to catch on. We still rely on jock straps to do our dirty work, or else we let the buffalo roam wherever they please.
No one asked us to be so extreme with our choices. No one wanted us to be. And yet here we are, volunteering our unsolicited services to a metaphorical soup kitchen of fashion mishaps.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA