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aldo-vallon - September 28, 2017

 What the hell happened to Tallia Storm's clothes? It looks like Jackson Pollock ejaculated all over them. He must have been going through quite a dry spell, too, because he really did a number. And if Jackson Pollock is not to blame then who is? Could this be related to the "fur is murder" clothing terrorists who used to throw paint and/or blood on people with fur coats? If it is I am going to say they have it a new low. What could they possibly have against denim? Who did Levi Strauss ever hurt? It cannot be that offensive to go out in a Canadian tuxedo, she is not even wearing the denim shirt to complete the ensemble. Without my glasses on I mistook it all for silly string and figured she was on her way back from a 90's themed party of some sort. How did a miracle invention like that ever fall out of style? As a kid I could see myself having silly string at my wedding. Instead of throwing rice all of my guests would have a can of string. It would have been classy as hell. 

 

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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