There’s no denying our lust, love, and longing for new Page 3 Idol winner and gothy hottie Mellisa Clarke. I mean, we could deny it, but the new ‘I Want to Make Love to Mellissa’ full sleeve tattoo would belie our denial.
Feature in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Mellisa turns the dead of winter into popsicle licking and dripping season, meaning that now our object ‘d lust mixes with our female lingual fantasy in one messy pool of happiness. Just the way we like it. Enjoy.
Be sure to visit Zoo magazine to check out the Mellisa Clarke topless pictorial and video.
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You’ve made it this far, the center of the week, where the sins of last weekend are as far behind you as as the perversions of the next 48 hour break are in front of you. The humpday of the workweek when not one, but two humps, are the cane by which you prop up your world-weary dome, crack a smile, and let the world know that super fine funbags are your saving grace, at least in this very moment.
So, thanks to our good friends at Zoo magazine and our even finer pair of buddies attached to the delightfully delicious Melissa Debling for granting us this day our daily bosom, bare and unfettered, perfectly pert and devilishly plump, as if Mother Nature was offering up some of her finest craftsmanship for State Fair competition.
Melissa Debling’s hot body may not be able to entirely rescue this world, or even perfect your own, but it’s one helluva good starting point. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Melissa Debling in her latest Zoo uncensored video.)
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Jodie Marsh always looks like she’s just been sucking on a sardine of some sort, perhaps brined in oil, not sure, but something that has her looking like the cat that just swallowed the canary, head first.
Featured in these rather colorful, globe-glorious chest puppy revealing topless set of outtakes from her recent Zoo magazine photoshoot, Jodie Marsh proves once again that you can lust her or hate her, but you’re probably not able to stop looking at her. The power of her big-all-over-curvy-form is like a Death Star tractor beam. Don’t fight it. Ride it. And blow that mofo to smithereens. Enjoy.
Well, there’s nothing like Xmas to bring out the funbags in full force, in red and white and fake-snow shaking goodness. Literally, nothing like Xmas. This is the single best time for holiday themed bare boobtastic throughout the entire year, and the British lads magazine have the peach-revealing process nearly perfected.
Our good friends at Zoo magazine have chosen Melissa Debling, Jodie Gasson, and Daisy Watts among other festive beauties to help ring in the Yuletide and give wood to Father Time. It’s a cornucopia or copious skin and deliciousness and if I were Santa Claus, this is precisely what all the naughty kids would find under their tree. Lumps of hotness. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Melissa and Jodie and friends dancing about for the Yuletide in their Zoo Christmas topless video.)
Sometimes, you just need a little big tits.
– Bill Swift, on his 8th birthday
From cradle to grave, man (and our Sapphic leaning female friends) simply must have sweet funbags to survive. This is just a scientific fact. First, for nourishment, then for soothing, and finally, for being a solid dirty old man looking down tops. You can’t fight nature. Nor will we today. Rather, on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday we will embrace the roundest of the mams from a ma’am named Leah Francis, a desperately curvy British glamour model who toots our horn, floats our boat, and polishes our bishop. Actually, the latter are are responsible for ourselves. Everybody must do their part.
Featured in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Leah Francis helps remind us that boobs make everything better. Who can feel angry when staring into the plump puppies of Leah Francis? Not I. Not today. Enjoy.
(**Check out the Leah Francis topless video and learn why Leah loves the smell of ‘rubber’ in her private space!)
Talk about a couple ridiculously underrated glamour models.
You have them in sweet super hotness from Nicole Neal, featured in this week’s Nuts magazine, and Ellis Cooper, blonde hot and without any clothes up top in Zoo magazine this past month. Two incredibly fine women, two amazingly hot bodies, two inexplicably under-known names in the world of the boobtastic. Now, together, finally, in one single funbag tribute to the start of the week — Mammarial Monday! Enjoy.
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Earlier today we brought you the backside jiggle-fest that is the classic slice of gorgeous busty brunette Emma Frain playing Wii Fit a couple years back for Zoo magazine shaking her booty to and fro, especially fro. But, now, it’s magic hour here at Egotastic! and time to see the frontal bare boobtastic version of this same video. I
t’s perhaps one of the finest blends of technology and sextastic we’ve seen in the new millenium. And we’ve seen it now 137 times, so we have a good figuring on this. Enjoy.
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