Zoo magazine Posts:

Sammy Braddy Final Topless Photoshoot (Spill Some Breast Milk for My Homies)

By Bill Swift | February 22, 2012 @ 8:42 am

There's a very unsettling trend going on. Some of our favorite sextastic glamour models hanging up the funbags and seeking retirement in the form of the obligatory 'going back to school' or 'fading from the spotlight', or 'spending more time with family'. As if any of these reasons excuse taking your amazing chest puppies and going home.

Alas, what can you do in this age of personal freedom and individual liberties that allow a super boobtastic hottie like Sammy Braddy to put her winter melons away for good, depriving the ogling community of two awesome sextacular mainstays. Blessed be our friends at Zoo magazine for highlighting the headlights of Sammy Braddy's last topless photoshoot ever, a tribute to a twin pair of precious pairs that we may never see again. Thus, we weep.

Sammy Braddy Topless Pictures for More Evidence of Britain’s Best Boobs

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2012 @ 11:42 am

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Well, it wasn't long ago that our friends at Zoo magazine declared that Sammy Braddy has the most fantastic funbags in all of the British Isles, and, now, like good flesh-puppy loving chaps, they're providing further evidence to their claim with another round of looks at this cheeky chest. Now, you know we disfavor superlatives when it comes to the sextastic; there are no best boobs in the world, there are just tons and tons of really awesome knockers. That being said, I would not mind pinning a medal on Sammy Braddy's chest. Enjoy.

Emma Frain Topless Glorious Delicious in Zoo Pictorial

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2012 @ 11:53 am

Thank God It's Funbags (TGIF)

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When our friends across the pond at Zoo magazine run a 'sex issue', we're going to pay attention. I mean, we pay attention to all their fine Brit boobery, but fot the sex issue, we're going to be eyes wide open, because we most definitely have sex issues.

As in, we find ourselves incessantly infatuated with sextastic celebrity bare funbags, which, thankfully the good folks at Zoo have included in their issue courtesy of the ridiculously hot Emma Frain giving some type of anatomical lessons, both on the board, and, below the board, in an image of school as I always imagined it could be in a perfect world. Enjoy.

And be sure to check out Emma Frain's Topless Video on ZooToday.com

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Arianny Celeste Continues to Drop Sextastic Blows in the Zoo

By Bill Swift | January 19, 2012 @ 8:22 am

Arianny Celeste Boxing Photoshoot for Zoo

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Our friends at Zoo magazine seem to have a similarly strong desire for all things Arianny Celeste, the UFC ring girl who runs rings around our libido with her ridiculously hot body, and her desire to make everybody sweat til they drop. In their latest pictorial, Arianny once more dons the gloves and enters the Octagon to force all gentlemen oglers to tap out without the use of hands. It's quite the battle effect Arianny has on the male of the species (and you hot fighter chick loving women).

If only life was like the UFC and after every brutal three minutes at work, Arianny Celeste walked around half-nekkid holding up a round number. That would almost make me show up for work more often. Enjoy.

ARIANNY CELESTE TWITPICS HER OWN HOTNESS

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Peta Todd Flashes Her Fabulous Funbags for the Final Time in Zoo Magazine

By Jon | November 14, 2011 @ 11:10 am

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According to our good and boob-loving friends at Zoo magazine, this is the last ever Peta Todd funbag photoshoot. She's calling it quits, hanging up the racktastic, grabbing her chest balls and going home. So, yes, we're going through the five phases of flesh puppies loss here. First is denial, then anger, followed by drunken stripper party, an indiscreet boner, concluded with a bad hangover. It's pretty rough. But, on the bright side, one last brilliant Zoo-look at the absolutely amazing body of veteran glamour model and Britty TV personality, Peta Todd.

Farewell, old friends, we'll see you on the other side. Enjoy.

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Melissa Debling Puts Her Plumpers Front and Center for Amazing Zoo Attraction

By Bill Swift | October 28, 2011 @ 8:41 am

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You may know her as Melissa Debling, though she's going by Melissa D on her home turf, we just know her as the award-winning glamour model we absolutely love to ogle in full topless motion.

Check out the brand new Melissa D happy happy fun time video put together by our friends across the pond at ZOO in their Melissa D's Big Boobs Special. It's very bouncy.

Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Louise Cliffe Brings Her Tugboats to the Big Brother House

By Jon | September 23, 2011 @ 10:22 am

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It's Friday, and after a week long of fracking by Facebook, who simply won't have enough of your personal information until they lock down the name and address of every girl you've ever fapped to, with dates and location, well, you've made it to Friday, and to celebrate, we need some boobtastic fantastic to replace the troubled thoughts in our head with images of blessedly squeezable pleasure pillows.

Enter Louise Cliffe, a.k.a. 'The Cream of Manchester', British glamour model who has apparently officially resigned her topless picture dance card in pursuit of a more legitimate career (as if there was anything more legitimate than making millions of hard working men super happy by the mere act of lifting your shirt). After trying her hand, and, err, voice, at a short-lived musical career, Louise has now entered the Big Brother House in the U.K., and, legitimacy of reality TV issues aside, our friends at Nuts and Zoo magazines have each put together a little tasteful honorific to the perhaps never to be seen again Louise Cliff boobtastic, which, on this Friday, you shall most definitely see. Enjoy.