Zoo magazine Posts:

Sophie Monk Hot Sweaty Ball Tricks for the Down Under Zoo

We do so love Sophie Monk. Love, lust, long for that ridiculously hot body of hers. So when these photos of the delicious model and actress handling balls appeared in the Aussie version of Zoo magazine, well, we nearly busted our athletic supportive equipment.

Somehow, these photos do look awfully familiar, or maybe I'm having deja vu all over again, but Sophie Monk hotness will invade your very soul, if you let it, and I highly suggest you do. Mmm, sweaty goodness. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photos Come Out of Nowhere in Zoo Magazine

Our boobtastic loving Brit-friends across the pond at Zoo magazine have somehow secured rather sextastic photos of the greenback vacuuming hot mama, Kim Kardashian, and now they're sharing them with the rest of the world. I'm not exactly sure how they managed to get Kim into her lingerie for less than the price of another sham wedding photo sale to People magazine, but they done did it, and the results are pretty damn spectacular.

As you know. we've taken an oath to mock everything Kim Kardashian, save for that ridiculously hot body of her which is on prominent display in this Zoo pictorial. Hence, we are torn between our abhorrence of all things mucky and low-life and Kardashian, with all things wondrous and sextastic and skin-revealing. We'll probably err on the side of the prurient. Enjoy.

Check out much more of Kim Kardashian in Zoo magazine, just because you know you want to.

 

Humpday Huzzah! Alice Goodwin Outtakes Unleash Her Beasts for Zoo Magazine

 

Oh, raven-haired extra drippy pillowy funbagged glamour models, how you soothe the savage and tortured libido driven soul.

Our good friends at Zoo magazine know flesh puppies and the hot women attached to them. So, when they stuck Alice Goodwin in a bathtub all kinds of topless, wel, we knew we were in for a treat. And, of course, as nice as the published magazine pictures, the outtakes once again kick some serious arse, and are more than seriously like to cause you a case of painful priapism. Look, nothing good comes for free.

This Humpday, let Calgon take you away, err, let Alice Goodwin take you away, with a bath you will not soon forget. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out all the hot topless Zoo magazine covergirls, if you happen to like that kind of thing.)

TGIF Part 2? Caitlin Wynters Provides Some Scorching Hot Boobtastic (VIDEO)

 

Yeah, why not double down on the funbags this Friday afternoon? You've earned it, we've earned, and hella hot glam model Caitlin Wynters has earned it with this stunning bit of brunette lingerie leading to no-lingerie look from our friends at Zoo magazine.

Let's be honest, everybody's ultimately working for the weekend (plus a few upside down mortgages), so what says weekend more than maximum mammarial meaty goodness on a woman hot enough to make you lose all rational sensibilities. Caitlin Wynters could make me lose my mind, and all my worldly possessions by merely dropping her top and uttering one oft-heard word around here... enjoy.

P.S. Absolutely be sure to check out the Topless Home Tour Video of Caitlin Wynters on Zoo

Alice Goodwin Uncensored and Unclad on the Pages of Zoo Magazine

 

Alice Goodwin is most definitely a girl who will leave you with strange, monosyllabic utterances leaking from your mouth amid the drool as you stare at her ridiculous body, recalling fond dreams of watching the senior girls shower in high school through your well-concealed peep hole. Okay, perhaps that last part was more personal, but if you're not thinking 'must have her' whilst check out this amazingly hot raven-haired boobtastic beauty, you need to get yours eyes checked for manly instinct deficiency.

Our friends at Zoo magazine have put together a killer pictorial this month of Alice Goodwin in a series they're calling 'Uncensored!'. But it might as well be called Unhinged!, because that is the effect it is likely have upon you. I suppose Unflaccid! might work too. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out Alice Goodwin in full motion in her Uncensored! Video.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Melissa Debling Drops Her Amazing Top for Zoo Magazine

 

Our friends at Zoo magazine have a plan, a simple plan for bringing smiles to the face of men and women-digging-women everywhere -- find hot glamour model, get her top off, snap photos. It's genius in its simplicity. And we respect genius, especially when it involves flesh puppies that are just out of this world.

In her brand new photoshoot for the magazine, the racktastic Britty lingerie model, Melissa Debling provides a healthy dose of funbag exhibition, the kind of medicine we do not need a spoonful of sugar to make go down.

You absolutely must check out the Melissa Debling Booby Takover video on Zoo. It's pure mammarial madness. Enjoy.

Jordan Carver Unleashes Her Barely Covered Beasts in Zoo Magazine

To say we want to dive into Jordan Carver and her billowy H-cups of love and take a dirty long nap is perhaps an understatement, it's also rather crude, as Jordan is no doubt all lady and deserving of being treated properly. And, proper treatment in our book would call for an all over sponge bathing of the German model prior to said diving.

Jordan presents her ponderous pears in this month's Zoo magazine, wherein the Bavarian bombshell provides readers as well with some solid advice for dealing with big chested ladies in the bedroom, pearls such as 'do not try to pretend that massive boobs are the most normal thing in the world' and most important of all, 'just because she's well-endowed, don't assume you're going to get Spanish sex'. Words to live by indeed. And some fine pictures to ogle by. Sehr gut.

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