Zoo magazine Posts:

Mellisa Clarke Topless Drippy Popsicle Behind the Scenes of Zoo


There's no denying our lust, love, and longing for new Page 3 Idol winner and gothy hottie Mellisa Clarke. I mean, we could deny it, but the new 'I Want to Make Love to Mellissa' full sleeve tattoo would belie our denial.

Feature in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Mellisa turns the dead of winter into popsicle licking and dripping season, meaning that now our object 'd lust mixes with our female lingual fantasy in one messy pool of happiness. Just the way we like it. Enjoy.

Be sure to visit Zoo magazine to check out the Mellisa Clarke topless pictorial and video.

Humpday Huzzah! Melissa Debling Drops Top For Beautiful Blonde Reveal


You've made it this far, the center of the week, where the sins of last weekend are as far behind you as as the perversions of the next 48 hour break are in front of you. The humpday of the workweek when not one, but two humps, are the cane by which you prop up your world-weary dome, crack a smile, and let the world know that super fine funbags are your saving grace, at least in this very moment.

So, thanks to our good friends at Zoo magazine and our even finer pair of buddies attached to the delightfully delicious Melissa Debling for granting us this day our daily bosom, bare and unfettered, perfectly pert and devilishly plump, as if Mother Nature was offering up some of her finest craftsmanship for State Fair competition.

Melissa Debling's hot body may not be able to entirely rescue this world, or even perfect your own, but it's one helluva good starting point. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa Debling in her latest Zoo uncensored video.)

Melissa Debling and Jodie Gasson Topless Hotness Will Jingle Your Bells and Melt Your Snowballs (VIDEO)


Well, there's nothing like Xmas to bring out the funbags in full force, in red and white and fake-snow shaking goodness. Literally, nothing like Xmas. This is the single best time for holiday themed bare boobtastic throughout the entire year, and the British lads magazine have the peach-revealing process nearly perfected.

Our good friends at Zoo magazine have chosen Melissa Debling, Jodie Gasson, and Daisy Watts among other festive beauties to help ring in the Yuletide and give wood to Father Time. It's a cornucopia or copious skin and deliciousness and if I were Santa Claus, this is precisely what all the naughty kids would find under their tree. Lumps of hotness. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa and Jodie and friends dancing about for the Yuletide in their Zoo Christmas topless video.)

Leah Francis Topless Bodacious and Just Bouncy Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays


Sometimes, you just need a little big tits.
-- Bill Swift, on his 8th birthday

From cradle to grave, man (and our Sapphic leaning female friends) simply must have sweet funbags to survive. This is just a scientific fact. First, for nourishment, then for soothing, and finally, for being a solid dirty old man looking down tops. You can't fight nature. Nor will we today. Rather, on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday we will embrace the roundest of the mams from a ma'am named Leah Francis, a desperately curvy British glamour model who toots our horn, floats our boat, and polishes our bishop. Actually, the latter are are responsible for ourselves. Everybody must do their part.

Featured in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Leah Francis helps remind us that boobs make everything better. Who can feel angry when staring into the plump puppies of Leah Francis? Not I. Not today. Enjoy.

(**Check out the Leah Francis topless video and learn why Leah loves the smell of 'rubber' in her private space!)

Nicole Neal Epic Topless Hotness Meets Ellis Cooper Epic Topless Hotness, What the Heck, It’s Mammarial Monday! (VIDEO)


Talk about a couple ridiculously underrated glamour models.

You have them in sweet super hotness from Nicole Neal, featured in this week's Nuts magazine, and Ellis Cooper, blonde hot and without any clothes up top in Zoo magazine this past month. Two incredibly fine women, two amazingly hot bodies, two inexplicably under-known names in the world of the boobtastic. Now, together, finally, in one single funbag tribute to the start of the week -- Mammarial Monday! Enjoy.

Emma Frain Plays Wii Fit Topless For the 18 and Over Gamers Among Us (VIDEO)


Earlier today we brought you the backside jiggle-fest that is the classic slice of gorgeous busty brunette Emma Frain playing Wii Fit a couple years back for Zoo magazine shaking her booty to and fro, especially fro. But, now, it's magic hour here at Egotastic! and time to see the frontal bare boobtastic version of this same video. I

t's perhaps one of the finest blends of technology and sextastic we've seen in the new millenium. And we've seen it now 137 times, so we have a good figuring on this. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Glover Drops Her Top for Beautiful Topless Reveal


A young boy once asked a wise man which he preferred, Fridays or Funbags. The wise man replied 'In that choice, there is no choice.' While the young boy was interpreting the sagely advice, the wise man kicked him in his pre-pubescent nut sack and ran.

I was that young boy. And in that painful moment that I carry forward to this very day, did conceive T.G.I.F., a combination of perhaps the two greatest things in life, the end of the week of school or work or supervised community service and the precious, milky melons placed on the chests of beautiful women by Mother Nature herself as her greatest gift to man-kind.

This week we celebrate T.G.I.F. with brunette model-babe Emma Glover in her brand new Zoo pictorial. Emma is hot and alluring and topless all over, and the perfect image to kick us off into 48-hours of extreme debauchery and intermittent bouts of public urination. I recommend you do the same. Enjoy.