Zoo magazine Posts:

Lacey Banghard Exhibits Her Big and Friendlies for Zoo


Oh, Lacey Banghard, how your body does soothe my savage soul. Actually, it's your body that's savage, my soul is more on the leer and ogle side, but together, just the perfect match.

The former Page 3 Idol winner is featured in Zoo magazine doing what she does best, being half-nekkid in the water and showing off her epic funbags. Something about the righteous curves and bodacious body on Lacey that makes me want to curl up next to her and beg her to read me a story. Maybe something soft and comforting from the Marquis de Sade collection. A firm hand is a tender hand. Lacey, please use both on me. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emily Shaw Topless Treats Are Simply Divine on a Friday


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You know of my deep abiding lust for all things Emily Shaw. Well, perhaps it's more like a desperate longing or an impossible desire, but as long as it contains the bodacious crazy hot body of Emily Shaw somewhere in my delusional landscape, I'm quite content. The busty chesty hottie took to the pages of Zoo magazine this month to proudly share her sweet teats, just magnificent mammaries by every stretch of the imagination and other anatomical parts.

On Fridays, we like to celebrate the boldest and most-want-to-holdest melons on this spinning gaseous orb we call the home planet. I can think of no finer pair of funbags on a more passion inducing princess than Emily Shaw. Wowzer. Thank God It's Funbags!

Alice Goodwin Topless Return to Barely There Lingerie Boobtastic Glory


Something about Alice Goodwin just screams -- naughty fun time. Maybe it's the raven haired locks, or that body imported directly from my libido, or perhaps the way she seems to wear lingerie as a mere prelude to not wearing any lingerie. It just works for me.

Thanks to our friends at Zoo magazine for recognizing that mysterious brunettes with supremely hot funbags make for a lovely midweek visual snack. The kind of snack don't need to clean up after, at least not until your buddies inquire about why your couch is such a mess and you get to tell them precisely why. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Alice Goodwin in her ZooToday BTS Video for this crazy hot photoshoot.)

Rachel Williams Topless To Celebrate Her Great British Babe Contest Win


You know the land of Jolly Old English is just busting out with busty killer brunettes. But our friends at Zoo magazine decided it was time to let the voters of the island nation decide on who deserved to be the next Great British Babe through a series of rounds of voting on contestants. The winner, Rachel Williams, a nineteen year old sweet treat of a lass from Liverpool.

To celebrate, Rachel did what any glamour model with an eye on the prize would do, she poured champagne over her faptastic funbags and kicked off what I'm sure will be a decade long love affair between gentleman oglers and her fine female form. There's something to be said for the next generation of super boobtastic hotties, and that thing is 'Thank you, Sweet Jesus!' Enjoy.

Leah Francis Topless Naughty Whip and Handcuffs, Oh, Yeah, That Works


Sometimes, you just need a wicked busty blonde chewing on a riding crop to help you relax. Although, this is a very tense form of relaxation.

Leah Francis floats our boat. She could float many boats with her XXL tubular bits of chestal goodness. And the handcuffs, well now I think she's just trying to give me some kind of cardiac situation. These ZOO magazine photos are just instant fantasy material, I mean, a step above the National Geographic mags I used to peruse as a child. Enjoy.

Sammy Braddy Topless Bedroom Double Delights Deserve a Boobtastic Trophy


Why don't they give out trophies for amazing and stellar funbags? Imagine all the millions of trophies given out for everything imaginable in this world, but no gold cups for the DD cups that bring so much pleasure to so many people daily around this spinning orb. Somebody needs to investigate this. Meanwhile, I'll continue to review the candidates, nominees for most faptastic fine female bodies like Sammy Braddy, capped in this Zoo magazine behind the scenes video, undressing in her boudoir.

If I were Sammy Braddy, I'd probably spend most of my days dressing and undressing myself, in between taking long hot bubble baths and telling my roommates to ignore any strange screaming sounds they heard. My friends would probably worry about me being locked in the bathroom so often. And I'd appreciate their concern. Friends are important. But not as important as private bubble bath time when you've got a body like Sammy Braddy. Enjoy.

Jessica Davies and Charlotte Spring Topless for a Wimbledon Done Edition of Mammarial Mondays


Wow, Wimbledon is finally over. If your neck isn't sore from trying to look up the skirts of half the women's tennis players in the world the past couple of weeks, then I question exactly what sport you're watching? A girl from France eventually beat a girl from Germany, while a guy from England Scotland won for the first time since before WWII. That's the news, but back to the real sport. Girl watching.

It's a definitely a worthwhile activity in women's tennis these days. But leave it to our friends at Zoo magazine and delicious grass court beauties Jessica Davies and Charlotte Springer to turn it into a true A-plus visual wonderment.

There's no better way to start out the week then with the faptastic funbags of two thematically grooving young ladies with a passion for the sport of kings and gentleman oglers everywhere. Enjoy.

(Definitely watch Jessica and Charlotte behind the scenes of their topless tennis photoshoot video on ZooToday.com.)