Egotastic
We have a special affection for the girls of Wales when they become old enough and bold enough to finally take their rightful place in the succession of Britty celeb glamour models, and this Welsh distinction will certainly only be increased after seeing the topless debut of 20-year old Jessica Davies in Zoo magazine.
Jessica is the kind of girl who could start hundred year wars just by promising two men that to the victor go the spoils of her delicious body. I'd hop in there for sure. I mean, there are blond bombshells and then there a blonde overwhelming the senses until you curl into a ball on the floor rocking back and forth because your body aches to mate with such a fine specimen of the opposite gender. I'm putting Jessica in that latter category just looking at myself on the floor here. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out Jessica Davies video of her first ever topless photoshoot. She's a natural!
Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Glover Drops Her Top for Beautiful Topless Reveal
A young boy once asked a wise man which he preferred, Fridays or Funbags. The wise man replied 'In that choice, there is no choice.' While the young boy was interpreting the sagely advice, the wise man kicked him in his pre-pubescent nut sack and ran.
I was that young boy. And in that painful moment that I carry forward to this very day, did conceive T.G.I.F., a combination of perhaps the two greatest things in life, the end of the week of school or work or supervised community service and the precious, milky melons placed on the chests of beautiful women by Mother Nature herself as her greatest gift to man-kind.
This week we celebrate T.G.I.F. with brunette model-babe Emma Glover in her brand new Zoo pictorial. Emma is hot and alluring and topless all over, and the perfect image to kick us off into 48-hours of extreme debauchery and intermittent bouts of public urination. I recommend you do the same. Enjoy.