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Alice Goodwin Is Your Hot Brunette Fantasy Girl, Go On, Admit Your Naughitness!

 
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Sometimes I’m shouting at you, but I’m really shouting at myself. That’s why my shrink the esteemed Dr. Wilcox-Spangler told me recently in session. So, perhaps Alice Goodwin is my hot brunette fantasy girl and I’m the naughty one. It certainly seems within the realm of possibility. I do happen to love beautiful women with raven hair and jugs that could contain me like the happiest prisoner on earth.

Feature in the Zoo Magazine hottest brunettes list, Alice Goodwin continues a relatively long and hallowed career of making men feel like a man and women feel just a little bit more like a horny Ellen Page than they might otherwise. Oh, Alice, why would Mother Nature even invent such a bodacious bosomed passion inducing hottie named Alice except to tease the heck out of the rest of us? I have no answers, just eyeballs blowing out like Bluto. Alice Goodwin, you move my soul. Enjoy.

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Arabella Durkin Topless Delights for Delicious End of Day Thoughts

 
Arabella Durkin Topless Shoot for Zoo Magazine October 2014
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If you’re name is Arabella, there’s a good chance you’re going to be pretty hot. Or a Disney princess. Or both. Arabella Durkin has some regal beagles you will definitely want to peruse in her new pictorial for Zoo magazine. She is as they say, a curvy gal.

I’m not going to lie to you, I could fall in love with any blonde woman with smoky eyes after about 8pm. If that girls happens to be smoking hot with the teats of a goddess, that applies all day long. Arabella is the kind of girl I might even post a missed connections listing on Craigslist for. You were the hot girl with the bodacious topless rack. I was the guy wearing nothing but a table cloth and drooling as I cried out your name. Let’s meet! Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless In Lingerie Photoshoot for ZOO October 2014

 
Rosie Jones Topless in Lingerie Photoshoot for ZOO October 2014
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Rosie Jones is one of my favorite models who likes taking off their clothes a lot. She’s just friggin sexy as F. She starts off in a series of sexy lingerie numbers that accentuate those amazing funbags. She then obliges us with what we really want to see, namely her naked boobies. They seem all natural to me, but huge, just like I like ‘em. Is there anything sexier than a pair big perky of naturals? I think not. She’s also been gifted with a supernaturally wonderful booty. If I was a woman, I’d take a shot of her booty to the plastic surgeon and say, “make me look like that”. It’s such a perfectly round butt that it draws lesser derrieres into its orbit. If Rosie’s booty doesn’t make you jump for joy then you might need to examine your life.

Oh, sweet Rosie. Thank you for the gift of your funbags and butt. You are a true humanitarian.

Sophie Reade Topless Mammaries of Tingle for Your Viewing Pleasure

 
Sophie Reade Topless Photoshoot for Zoo Magazine September 2014
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We simply don’t get to see blonde bombshell Sophie Reade often enough. The platinum haired bodacious beauty comes out every now and then to flash her stellar hot body and some funbags nonpareil in the fluffy and cushiony categories. Oh, how I’d like to snuggle up next to those twin self-warming pillows of joy. Obviously, you need to ask politely for permission first. I’m only an animal on the inside.

Featured in the latest edition of Zoo magazine, Sophie reminds us that all the complicated photo set ups and wardrobes and stylists in the world can’t compete with simply one amazing looking woman with one even more outrageously hot body. Glorious in, glorious out. Sophie Reade has a whole lot of glorious. Enjoy.

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Chanelle Hayes Topless Black Lingerie Yam-Baring Perfection

 
Chanelle Hayes Topless Photoshoot in Zoo Magazine August 2014
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Okay, so nobody’s perfect. I mean that literally. We only chase perfection. Or in my case, my eyes chase perfection in the form of some of the hottest bodied women in the entire world passing before my eyes daily, hourly, by the second. But I always stop to smell the roses. And take the time to leer up and down at the likes of Chanelle Hayes and her body faptastic stripteasing in Zoo magazine.

Chanelle gives me hope, inspiration, and a series of neural responses that can only be described as indiscreet. Oh, to bathe in that boobtastic sea of hers. Bath time would be ever so fun with her rubber duckies in play. Chanelle, I’ll draw the water, you bring the loofahs, we’ll meet in the middle. You will never know a more precise cleaning. Trust me. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 
Sophie Reade Topless Boobtastic Photoshoot in ZOO Magazine July 2014
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Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can’t claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who’d make my top ten list of ladies I’d love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she’s perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you’re not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you’re not dreaming properly. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon

 
Holly Peers Topless in Zoo Magazine July 2014
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I feel like I haven’t seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month’s Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn’t need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She’s the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn’t install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I’d build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I’d never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

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