Zoo magazine Posts:

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon

 

I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Alice Goodwin Topless Made Simply Hot in Zoo Magazine

 

To know Alice Goodwin is to know love. Well, to know the love of some faptastic funbags on a raven haired Brit beauty. I'm not really sure how you even describe love beyond that. It's my definition at least.

Appearing quite simply, frontally, and boobtastically bare in Zoo magazine, Alice and her hefty chest puppies prove that you don't need lots of staging and styling, let alone wardrobe, to make a lasting artistic impression on your eyeballing audience. No need for profound metaphors here, just outstanding yams. I feel like a kid in a toy store except that's not model airplanes capturing my attention. Alice, you are ever so passion inducing. Huzzah!

Humpday Huzzah! Rachel Williams Famous Bouncing Boobtastic on Static Sextastic Display

 

You may remember Rachel Williams from her rather epic seemingly never ending bouncy funbag display to celebrate the anniversary of Zoo magazine. Now, Rachel and her bodacious racktastic are back in Zoo and crawling about an indoor pool area with her bikini top not long for this world. Oh, those killer yams on Rachel. She really is one of the wonders of this world.

At the midpoint of the week we try to bring you a pair of funions so spectacular that you can ride them like a wave into the latter half of your work week. Rachel Williams blessed pair don't just produce waves, they produce a tsunami of special happy feelings right where Mother Nature designated you a man. Or Sapphic leaning woman. One of those two. Or something else. The point is, your cockles are warm. Enjoy.

Warning: this goes on for 69 minutes and is very hard to turn off:

Joey Fisher and Leah Francis Are Madly in Teasy Topless Lust

 

Oh, sure, the true romantic feelings between busty hotties Joey Fisher and Leah Francis may be faked, but since when do we care about faked emotions? We're men. We do that in our sleep. What is important is the crazy hot visuals of Joey and Leah in their black lingerie rolling around atop and astride one another until those tops come off. Now that's what I call romance.

There is no greater love than that expressed between two beautiful young women while gentlemen oglers stare on in a happy stupor as in this wonderful Zoo magazine pictorial. I'm sure the classic poets used to write all about it. I didn't read much in school. Joey, Leah, if you ever need a place to hang and ply your sextastic friendship fun time activities, just let me know. Mi casa is most definitely su casa. Bring a change of undies. Enjoy.

Clelia Theodorou Topless Bikini Goodies Prove The Power of the Brunette

 

Oh, how I love the Mediterranean girls. Well, Clelia Theodorou might be British by nationality and one hot glamorous model whose top doesn't stay on for long, but I can tell a girl from the hot seas region when I see her, all over, many times, repeatedly, with my tongue hanging out.

Featured in the current issue of Zoo magazine, Clelia shows exactly what the sextastic brunettes are capable of in terms of the powers of the come hither looks. Oh, man how I would like to come hither with Clelia. I'm quite certain I could show her how I learned to neatly fold bikinis during my volunteer work in the Pac-Sun swimsuit department. I am that thorough in my training. Enjoy.

Kelly Hall Has a Body to Die For, Or Live for If You Have a Chance

We're used to seeing British beauty Kelly Hall in less clothes, but I must say she works the lingerie two pieces like nobody's business in this killer spread in Zoo magazine. Sometimes, you do need to see a woman in skivvies before you can truly appreciate her nekkid craft. It's like watching the chef prepare the meal. Anticipations makes everything taste that much better.

Kelly Hall, you continue to amaze and astound and provide us with boobtastic hope. I don't care how people traditionally categories heroes and saints, you're definitely one of mine. Or can their mighty idols cause one million men to feel vital in the span of one second? I think not. Bless you, Kelly Hall.

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