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Jodie Marsh Topless Tattooed Wonderments for The Naughty Crowd

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 1:35 pm

Jodie Marsh Goes Nekkid for Zoo Magazine May 2013

Count me in that crowd, most definitely. Though I will admit many of you out there are bigger Jodie Marsh fans than I, we never miss an opportunity to bring you a controversial nekkid inked up former body building boobtastic glamour model when we get the chance. I mean, it's kind of why we exist.

Featured in the new edition of the wicked Zoo magazine, Jodie Marsh shows that the definition of a perfect body is quite broad, expansive, and like her own chest, rather ginormous. For those that love the naughty, you must lust Jodie Marsh. The rest of you can pretend you don't while checking back several times to confirm. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a bevy of topless goodness in the Jodie Marsh archive on ZooToday.com)

Leah Francis Topless Smiling Wonderments for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2013 @ 2:41 pm

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Leah Francis has a couple things I truly love. No, not the obvious two. I'm talking about her award winning smile and spectacular hands. I'm a smile and hands-man, what can I say? But if I was given a second option, yeah, okay, I'd also find time to appreciate her ridiculously full udders and and caress them ever so thoroughly with baby oil heated to a comfortably warm 120-degrees. Not that I've thought of that much. This new pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine has me in something of an emotional twist.

On Tuesdays we celebrate all that is bouncy, bright, and boobtastic. So, it's like Monday and Wednesday, but ever so slightly in the middle. Which is exactly where I long to be in relation to Leah Francis' funbags. Enjoy.

(For much more Leah Francis check out her covergirl library on ZooToday.com)

Mellisa Clarke Topless Drippy Popsicle Behind the Scenes of Zoo

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2013 @ 10:28 am

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Mellisa Clarke Topless Zoo Screencaps February 2013

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There's no denying our lust, love, and longing for new Page 3 Idol winner and gothy hottie Mellisa Clarke. I mean, we could deny it, but the new 'I Want to Make Love to Mellissa' full sleeve tattoo would belie our denial.

Feature in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Mellisa turns the dead of winter into popsicle licking and dripping season, meaning that now our object 'd lust mixes with our female lingual fantasy in one messy pool of happiness. Just the way we like it. Enjoy.

Be sure to visit Zoo magazine to check out the Mellisa Clarke topless pictorial and video.

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Humpday Huzzah! Melissa Debling Drops Top For Beautiful Blonde Reveal

By Bill Swift | January 16, 2013 @ 8:53 am

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Melissa Debling Gets Nekkid for Zoo Magazine January 2013

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You've made it this far, the center of the week, where the sins of last weekend are as far behind you as as the perversions of the next 48 hour break are in front of you. The humpday of the workweek when not one, but two humps, are the cane by which you prop up your world-weary dome, crack a smile, and let the world know that super fine funbags are your saving grace, at least in this very moment.

So, thanks to our good friends at Zoo magazine and our even finer pair of buddies attached to the delightfully delicious Melissa Debling for granting us this day our daily bosom, bare and unfettered, perfectly pert and devilishly plump, as if Mother Nature was offering up some of her finest craftsmanship for State Fair competition.

Melissa Debling's hot body may not be able to entirely rescue this world, or even perfect your own, but it's one helluva good starting point. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa Debling in her latest Zoo uncensored video.)

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Melissa Debling and Jodie Gasson Topless Hotness Will Jingle Your Bells and Melt Your Snowballs (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 17, 2012 @ 12:40 pm

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Well, there's nothing like Xmas to bring out the funbags in full force, in red and white and fake-snow shaking goodness. Literally, nothing like Xmas. This is the single best time for holiday themed bare boobtastic throughout the entire year, and the British lads magazine have the peach-revealing process nearly perfected.

Our good friends at Zoo magazine have chosen Melissa Debling, Jodie Gasson, and Daisy Watts among other festive beauties to help ring in the Yuletide and give wood to Father Time. It's a cornucopia or copious skin and deliciousness and if I were Santa Claus, this is precisely what all the naughty kids would find under their tree. Lumps of hotness. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa and Jodie and friends dancing about for the Yuletide in their Zoo Christmas topless video.)

Leah Francis Topless Bodacious and Just Bouncy Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 10:51 am

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Sometimes, you just need a little big tits.
-- Bill Swift, on his 8th birthday

From cradle to grave, man (and our Sapphic leaning female friends) simply must have sweet funbags to survive. This is just a scientific fact. First, for nourishment, then for soothing, and finally, for being a solid dirty old man looking down tops. You can't fight nature. Nor will we today. Rather, on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday we will embrace the roundest of the mams from a ma'am named Leah Francis, a desperately curvy British glamour model who toots our horn, floats our boat, and polishes our bishop. Actually, the latter are are responsible for ourselves. Everybody must do their part.

Featured in the new edition of Zoo magazine, Leah Francis helps remind us that boobs make everything better. Who can feel angry when staring into the plump puppies of Leah Francis? Not I. Not today. Enjoy.

(**Check out the Leah Francis topless video and learn why Leah loves the smell of 'rubber' in her private space!)

Nicole Neal Epic Topless Hotness Meets Ellis Cooper Epic Topless Hotness, What the Heck, It’s Mammarial Monday! (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 3, 2012 @ 11:27 am

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Talk about a couple ridiculously underrated glamour models.

You have them in sweet super hotness from Nicole Neal, featured in this week's Nuts magazine, and Ellis Cooper, blonde hot and without any clothes up top in Zoo magazine this past month. Two incredibly fine women, two amazingly hot bodies, two inexplicably under-known names in the world of the boobtastic. Now, together, finally, in one single funbag tribute to the start of the week -- Mammarial Monday! Enjoy.

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