Women's Health Magazine Posts:

Jessica Alba Is a National Treasure (And, By National Treasure, I Mean I Really Want to Have Sex With Her)

By Bill Swift | February 26, 2013 @ 9:17 am
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
Jessica Alba BTS Women’s Health Photoshoot for March 2013
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If you're not a subscriber to Women's Health magazine, well, it's probably because you're not a woman, or very healthy, or, perhaps because you never imagined how many hot women a woman's health magazine could contain. But, I do. It's my job. I'm a detective.

And therein contains the deliciously hot Jessica Alba, who has shied away from most male attention since restocking her prodigious brood, but who can not hide from being one of the most desirable moms in the world, from a meaningful personality and  intercourse perspective.

Lay down your plastic matting if you will and take a peek behind the quite innocent, but must-see scenes, of Jessica's magazine photoshoot...

Check Out the Jessica Alba BTS Video »

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Jessica Alba, Ever MILFtastic, in Women’s Health Magazine

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 9:35 am
Jessica Alba Looks Gorgeous in Women's Health March 2013
Jessica Alba Looks Gorgeous in Women's Health March 2013
Jessica Alba Looks Gorgeous in Women's Health March 2013
Jessica Alba Looks Gorgeous in Women's Health March 2013
Jessica Alba Looks Gorgeous in Women's Health March 2013
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Anything Alba, always hot.

At times, Jessica Alba appears to be stepping out of her mommy and mommy-business woman role and back into the sextastic modeling. But it's fleeting glimpses of her still shining bright amazing looks, then back into her business wear to operate her booming Internet kid friendly products business and stroller time with the offspring.

So, we were more than pleased to see the MILFtastic Jessica Alba featured in this month's Women's Health magazine, showing off a little something something. And while it's not quite Jessica in yoga pants bending over a bouncy-ball (which I am currently imagining), anything Alba, always hot.

WE DO LIKE WHEN JESSICA WEARS STRETCH PANTS TO HER OFFICE
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
Jessica Alba Stretch Pants at Her Office
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Candace Bailey Flashes a Healthy Dose of Skin for Men’s Fitness

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 11:03 am
Candace Bailey Shows Skin in Men's Health December 2012
Candace Bailey Shows Skin in Men's Health December 2012
Candace Bailey Shows Skin in Men's Health December 2012
Candace Bailey Shows Skin in Men's Health December 2012
Candace Bailey Shows Skin in Men's Health December 2012
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We will take Candace Bailey hot pictures any way we can, including in the December edition of Men's Fitness magazine.

On a plane on a train on a boat or with a goat. Candace Bailey revs our fanboy motors and the chance to see her looking fit and healthy just makes us want to get off the couch, stretch, run to the fridge for a beer, sit back down on the couch, and ogle Candace Bailey for a few more couch potato hours. It's a vicious circle we desperately embrace. Enjoy.

CANDACE BAILEY WILL CAUSE AN ATTACK IN YOUR PANTS
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
Candace Bailey Maxim Photoshoot
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Rachel Bilson Provides Quite the Visual Workout in Women’s Health Magazine

By Jon | November 23, 2011 @ 11:45 am
Rachel Bilson in Women's Health Magazine
Rachel Bilson in Women's Health Magazine
Rachel Bilson in Women's Health Magazine
Rachel Bilson in Women's Health Magazine
Rachel Bilson in Women's Health Magazine
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Rachel Bilson is another one of those magnificent creatures of the fairer and finer sex that just looks simply hot doing anything, wearing anything (or nothing), and just smiling for the camera. She's got that special 'it' quality that can not be described in words, just the pleasant waves of tingly feelings she creates when your retinal cones interpret her presence and shoot emergency electric pulses directly to your libido to alert it to duty.

Even this sweet pictorial for Women's Health magazine in South Africa, well, damn if she doesn't look just like the girl you want to take home to meet your mama, and, by mama, I mean the backseat of your compact parked in the alley way behind the closed-down Jiffy Lube with Def Leppard's Love Bites pumping out of the rear speakers. Not that I've thought of this much. Enjoy.

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EARLY LOOK: Amber Heard Makes Women’s Health a Very Sexy Subject

By Jon | November 14, 2011 @ 9:33 am
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
Amber Heard in Women's Health Magazine
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The hottest woman on the planet? We'll see. But Amber Heard certainly makes me glad to be a man with tingly spots that ignite like the Fourth of July every time the amazingly hot actress appears anywhere, including making out with her lesbionic scissor sister in public. Yeah, that's a primary bio-tingle spot as well.

Featured on the cover of the December issue of Women's Health magazine (one of the magazines where women make other women feel horrible for not looking perfect then blame men for the way they feel) well, Amber Heard is certain to make a lot of heretofore inexperience Sapphic gals at least consider the Slot B insert on Slot B option when it comes to the making of the sexy. That's where I'd be headed were I of the fairer sex. Enjoy.

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Anna Kournikova Flashes the Sexy Abs to Drive Women To Workout Insanity

By Jon | October 10, 2011 @ 11:37 pm
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
Anna Kournikova in Women's Health Magazine
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Continuing with our 'if you got it, flaunt it' theme, Anna Kournikova, the tennis player forever known more for her hot cheeky looks in a tennis skirt than for her on-court performance, takes to the pages of Women's Health magazine, a periodical dedicated to taunting the shizz out of women to get fit by posting ridiculously hot pictures of genetically-gifted celebrities with looks they can't possibly attain. (And they say men are hard on women, not even close to the cat-on-cat psychological warfares.) Still, if a few women have to become super depressed and cosmically sullen so that we masses may ogle the sextastic bare midriff of Anna Kournikova, well, sacrifices must be made. Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene Inspires Sweating to the Cleavage in Her Women’s Health Pics

By Jon | October 7, 2011 @ 10:11 am
Ashley Greene in Women's Health South Africa
Ashley Greene in Women's Health South Africa
Ashley Greene in Women's Health South Africa
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Call it the mini-pictorial send down from heaven, but these dual looks at the more than healthy body of one of our very favorite celebrities, Ashley Greene, in Women's Health magazine from South Africa has to be one of our very favorite new wall shots of the sextastic Twilight actress. Oh, the unhealthy things I'd like to do with Ashley Greene alone in a rubber-walled room with nothing but whip cream canisters and our mutual passion for dairy products. I can't imagine the word 'no' ever escaping my mouth around this ridiculously hot woman. Just crazy sexy. Enjoy.

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