wardrobe malfunction

Nina Agdal Nip Slip Means Bare Boob Happy Fun Time in Miami!

 
Nina Agdal Nip Slip During a Beach Photoshoot in Miami
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All good things come to those who wait. Well, those who wait and also those who obsessively ogle hot women. You can only change in and out of some many wardrobes before something isn’t going to fit or sit precisely right. That’s when we’ll be there to capture the crazy memorable moment of Danish Delight Nina Agdal baring her boob on Miami Beach in one epic nip slip during a catalog photoshoot. It’s days like today, and pretty much every other day, that make my work all seem so worthwhile.

Nina Agdal has been a bright star in our Egotastic! sky since the day we first saw her and predicted her meteoric rise to the top of the lingerie and swimsuit model ranks. It wasn’t a tough prediction or a bold prediction, but it was a wishful prediction. I like to think Nina’s beautiful bare funbag is our reward for believing in her. Karma. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Lip Slip One Ups Miley at The MTV European Music Awards

If you want to beat the queen, you need to topple the queen from her position on exhibitionist hill. So Iggy Azalea figured with Miley flashing camel toe at the symposium of musical excellence known as the MTV European Music Awards why not stick it to her by adjusting her panties on the red carpet of the event and flashing a solid does of her bare pubic area. Not pubes, as none were present, just the general lady nest area in a wardrobe malfunction of high functioning caliber.

Iggy Azalea may not be as well known as her fellow body baring pop star divas quite yet, but if she keeps fiddling with her feminine wiles in front of hundreds of paparazzi cameras, she’s sure to be climbing the music charts in very short order. Not to mention making many more appearances around these parts. Good on you, Aussie girl. Enjoy.

Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top in Malibu Pimping 138

I must admit, I have not a clue who Keyara is. She says she’s a singer and actress and that’s good enough for me. She has only one name so I assume she’s trying hard to make it big in Hollywood, big enough that she got to be today’s 138 Water photoshoot girl, looking all kinds of hot in the waters off of Malibu where she accidentally (as best as can be determined) lost her bikini top.

138 Water continues to shoot new models around town everyday in their attempt to do something I can’t really tell, I just know I’d like to be a part of it. It can’t possibly have anything to do with bottled water. Then again, the Hot Girl Runaway Mission I operate has little to do with guiding dispirited young models back to their parents, though I do pass out very comfy socks to the girls. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Slipping Time (Warning: These Photos May Contain Staged Wardrobe Malfunction)

Okay, you can stop writing me your crayon-stenciled letters. I get it. I was born at night, but not last night (although, yes, in a manger). BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is perhaps staging her repeated bikini tops and bottoms slips for the benefit of the surrounding and spying cameramen. I mean, she’s a grown woman and mother of two and successful fitness business owner, she knows how to tie a bikini.  On the other hand…

…if a stacked and toned body MILF wants to intentionally flash her chest and pubis for whatever reason, who am I to look away? Sure, I can see how men of principle and standards might be tempted to do so. Thankfully, I’m not so burdened with such sentimentality. I’m a purist, eagle-eyed and narrow in focus. See hot woman, ogle hot woman, ask questions later, and, always, enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 
Iggy Azalea Exposed Boob in Back of London Cab
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Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn’t aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren’t even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunctions in Purple This Time on Miami Beach

I’ll say this for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, her tactics may be on repeat, but at least she changes her bikinis between audacious public displays of bikini malfunctions.

Jennifer’s latest and greatest tops and bottoms display took place in purple on Miami Beach, where the toned mommy had to re-adjust her bikini top and little bottoms, providing sweet views of her mostly bare body, her crackatoa, and just about most every tanned inch of her workout perfect form. She’s not the greatest actress in the world, but if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief for a few moments while perusing her latest untied bikini strings, it can be quite fun. Enjoy.

Not Again! Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction Almost Exhibits Fully Cherry

BBW turned MILFtastic guru Jennifer Nicole Lee has made slipping in and out of the pool in an unnecessarily poorly tied bikini something of an art form. She just can’t seem to keep her tops or bottoms on. Must have something to do with the unmeasured strength of the pool current, or the gravitational forces of the daytime moon in South Florida. Maybe it’s that movie where the invisible horny teen prankster is untying all the girls bikinis. It certainly can’t be Jennifer’s doing.

In any event, this bottom malfunction nearly slipped the fully cherry, as the kids like to say never. That could’ve been a thing. As it is, I think it’s safe to say that Jennifer extends her bikini waxing deep into the hearts of her bikinis. Enjoy.