Vogue Magazine Posts:

Katy Perry Looks Pretty Damn Hot in Vogue

Katy Cocktease is in the news today complaining about how Russell Brand was so super cold in breaking up their marriage. I'm supposing Russell probably has a different story to tell. I know with divorced couples it's like one of those TV cops show mysteries where two people who witnessed the same event saw two completely different things.

What remains more undeniable about our favorite (or most stressful) cocktease celebrity is that she shows up big for big events and pictorials. Including her current spread in the new edition of Vogue magazine, definitely rated PG, but still, the pop diva shows the tools of why she is of great interest to all of you in the first place. She's a very good looking woman. A very good looking woman who won't show us her hooters, to be precise. Alas. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Flashing Topless Wonderment for Vogue


If there's two things people mock me for the most, it's my extensive women's magazine subscriptions and my belief that someday the world class blonde beauty Edita Vilkeviciute will agree to be my first of three short-term wives. But I have a little secret weapon in my arsenal. It's called hope. That doesn't cover the magazine subscriptions. Those I have to pay for with my Diner's Club card. But the knowledge that someday Edita will be Mrs. Egotastic! for about 17 months before our inevitably ugly divorce, that I just see in my mind's eye. The power of positive fantasizing.

My two main sources of mockery combined today as Edita appears in yet another passion-inducing photo set for Vogue France, flashing a little topless goodness and just some all-over hotness, reminding me again why I'd break my vows of bachelorhood for our one-week honeymoon exploring the steak houses of Omaha, not to mention each other. Edita, call me, now, seriously, I want a summer wedding. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson More Sextastic Than Ever in Vogue Brazil (WTF?)

Okay, I can't say I know exactly when these photos were taken, or how much 'work' was done on them on the Mac, but Pamela Anderson looks downright sextastic in these smoking hot photos from the current edition of Vogue Brazil.

Not to say Pamela Anderson isn't a woman with a track record of some very memorable visual moments. But I'm not sure she's created anything this superfine in some time. Still, Egotastic! loves a good fantasy, once or thrice or a thousand times a day. So, we'll stop the questions now and simply enjoy.

Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconu Topless Modeling Goodness for Vogue


Go on, laugh at me as I gather up my ladies' fashion magazines at the big street vendor shop where, yes, people laugh at me. But I wear their scorn like a badge of honor. After the tears of humiliation come the joy of seeing model hotties Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconu flashing their bare funbags beneath the sun and for the cameras in Vogue Paris.

Apparently, ladies like to choose their fashion based upon how how the ta-ta's are of the models promoting them. In that way, I can completely relate to the female purchasing decision.

So much hotness just waiting to be exposed in women's magazines. So, keep chuckling, I'll keep ogling. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel In Black Leather With a Bullwhip? Oh, Yes, Please.

I'll say this. Not many things in life live up to their hype. And when I heard that the uber-delicious Candice Swanepoel was in Vogue Australia dressed in dominatrix black leather toting a bullwhip, well, I was certain it sounded to good to be true. But, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause, and he's apparently a very deviant jolly old man. Wow. I mean, wow.

It's hard to calculate the precise number of Swanepoel fantasies sparked by the sight of the super sextastic South African looking more than in charge, but I'm going to guestimate the number at around infinity. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Looks Like One Super Fine Fashionable Grown Up in Vogue

While we naturally love to see Kate Upton in less and less, I'd be lying if I didn't say seeing her spread her wings a bit into different magazine pictorial roles of a more mature nature isn't rather alluring, or, in this case, Vogue.

It's easy to begin looking at these photos and think of Kate as the cosmopolitan, err, vogue, girl from upstairs in apartment 3B, driving you all sorts of mad with her upscale attire and her trendy jazz records. And I do like easy. So, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless And Just Effin’ Amazing for Vogue


Ah, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, she does take a man's breath away. I suppose this mini-pictorial is meant for the female audience who consume Vogue France, but I couldn't not share this with the rest of you. Yeah, sure, it's my future wife's amazing rack bare for your ogling pleasure, but I am nothing if not selfless and giving, as inspired by my Lithuanian darling.

If you're not reading European women's magazines, you really are missing something quite special. When that kid comes by your door next selling magazine subscriptions, ask him for one of the Frenchie ones where the models are always topless. He'll know what you're talking about . Enjoy.