Vogue Magazine Posts:

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot for Vogue

You know we're champions of the underrated hotties here. Well, all the hotties really, though we always do hope that the underrated hotties will someday show us their gratitude in the form of bundt cakes or thank you cards or maybe just steamy naughty and potentially dangerous sexual favors. Though the bundt cake does seem more likely.

But among the names and faces and ridiculously hot bodies we believe deserve more attention include Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes, who these days is not only flashing some serious MILFtastic credentials of her own, but despite being often omitted from the ranks of the hottest V.S. angels, just continues to put up hot photoshoot after hot photoshoot, including her new spread in the December issue of Vogue magazine. Yes, it's for the ladies. Yes, it's fashiony and high-brow. But it's also super hot. Thank to Doutzen. Love her. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Models Up For Vogue Down Under

We now have an inkling of what the taller, leaner, hotter Kardashian sister was doing on her 'have to miss school for a couple days, err, years' trip Down Under a couple months back, as Kendall Jenner explodes onto the legit modeling scene with a full on grown up fashion shoot and cover for Vogue Australia.

While Kendall may have been hustling modeling gigs for bucks since quite the younger gal, this is really her first foray into serious high stakes fashion business and we can only imagine how many layers of juices Kris Jenner was slathered in knowing one of her daughters has hit the major league circuit. Actually, we take that back, we don't want to imagine Kris Jenner slathered in juices. But we will check out Kendall Jenner in Vogue. Enjoy.

(P.S. For the few of you who insist on writing to protect the innocence of Kendall Jenner. Please, just stop. We believe that you believe in it, we just don't believe in it, not since we officially conceded our Save Kendall Jenner campaign. The age of innocence has long since passed for the new big gun in the Kardashian Family Merchandising Mafia.)

Kate Upton Drops Serious Sexy Bomb Behind the Scenes of Her Seductive Shoot for Vogue Italia (VIDEO)

Artsy Fashion Never Looked So Hot!

Damn, Kate Upton is so effin' hot. How hot? Well, enough so that you're going to be watching her in an artsy, stylish, fashionable photoshoot for Vogue Italia, because when Kate Upton stares alluringly into the camera, while caressing her own body beneath some modern but revealing wardrobe, well, all you're going to be thinking about is merging your peanut butter with her chocolate, if you catch my drift.

The power of Kate Upton compels you to enjoy.

Kate Upton Dressed But Sextastic (As Always) in Vogue

Kate Upton could squat down and drop a stanky deuce on my front lawn and I'd watch with wide-eyes and a slackjaw. And that says much more about her uber-hotness than it does my personal dirty play fetish.

There's literally nothing this young woman can do that's not incredibly arousing, including, I dare say, wearing clothes, as she does in the upcoming edition of Vogue magazine, where the blonde bombshell dons far too much cover-up for our liking, but we like, nay, lust her deeply nonetheless. It's simply not possible to resist to Kate Upton's allure, we tried for a couple minutes, and we did not like the feeling. Enjoy.

 

 

Miranda Kerr Sextastic in Black and White and Blonde for Vogue Italia

Oh, sweet and blessed Miranda Kerr. How you do slay us.

While a bit artsy for our commoner  tastes, the uber-sextastic Aussie model appears covered topless in this month's edition of Vogue Italia, which I just so happened to maybe have purloined from the local ladies hair salon and which I just so happen to have managed to destroy with reflexive crumpling of the pages while perusing the super fine Miranda.

Miranda Kerr, hardly any clothes, and a blonde wig. That might just be a recipe for delicious disaster. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Delivers Veteran Sexy in German Vogue

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Never count out on a veteran of the sextastic wars like Salma Hayek.

Just when it looks like one of our favorites might have gone into mommy hiding, Salma Hayek slams down the mighty hammer of hotness and looks drop dead gorgeous in yet another blast of super babe in a pictorial in Vogue Germany. The buxom little Latina shows damn well why she's been on so many men's minds for so many years as she makes a little black dress in her bedroom her bitch. Oh, how we'd like to have next turn. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Sexy Hot Mom in Vogue Australia

Are we going for the trifecta of Aussie hotness today? Oh, yes, we are.

Miranda Kerr couldn't possibly be hotter, I wouldn't change a thing about her, save for moving that swing blocking our view of her full sextastic in her sweet new photoshoot in Vogue Australia, wherein the mom take the MILF title, rubs it up against her warm body, and shoves it right in your face.

Something is brewing down under, and I think it's going to require some rubber pants. Enjoy.

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