Kate Upton doesn’t just wear swimsuits, she fills them with joy. In this faptastic pictorial in Vogue U.K., Kate and her faptastic curves somehow fit into a snug neoprene bikini for some snorkeling time. Well, maybe she really didn’t go snorkeling, but I’m imagining some underwater embraces with Kate that would make the Great White sharks turn red with embarrassment.
Kate Upton just has so much of that special ‘it’ quality, it’s literally busting out of her bikini tops. Kate, please, don’t ever go changing. Enjoy.
Brazilian supermodel and certified hottie Adriana Lima is unbelievably sexy in Vogue Spain’s May issue. Adriana is in a series of revealing bikinis that show off her ample breasteses for our viewing pleasure. My favorite is the bathing suit with all the holes cut in it because…well…it’s got a bunch of holes cut in it. Is there anything sexier than a smoking hot tanned body on a beach lightly damp from sea water and suntan lotion? I say there is not. Adriana’s lovely perfectly shaped bottom is also on display. They are like two rounded scoops of caramel ice cream. I would enjoy that sundae on a hot afternoon in July. It’s a shame that she ever has to sit down and hide those lovely buns from appreciative eyes.
These pics also prove that fanny packs can in fact be sexy. I guess Adriana can make anything look good.
Well hello there, Behati Prinsloo, one of the hottest girls I know straight out of Namibia. The oft-Victoria’s Secret lingerie model and lucky bastard Adam Levine fiancee is getting a little showier than usually, flashing her sweet teat treats in Vogue Spain, so I guess we can all take a gander at what Adam is delighting, and get even a little more jealous.
Behati has the body of an angel and the funbags of a more naughtier form of heavenly creature. I suppose that really is the best combination possible. Demure but alluring, sweet and sextastic. It’s certainly working on me. I hope that whenever she does tie the know, Behati does not forget her fans and how much happiness we derive from her bare body flashes. Never forget your roots! Enjoy.
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I know every now and then somebody has to stand up and tell everybody else that Kate Upton is overrated. It happens to everybody when they reach the pinnacle of the sextastic industry. And while I ever shy away from superlatives and naming the best of anything, if Kate Upton doesn’t cause your naughty imagination to run wild, you do need to get your fantasy box checked for malfunction.
Kate Upton works it hard, whether in candid bikinis or at the height of fashion looking all stunning and cleavetastic on the pages of Vogue. I can see why photographers want to work with her so badly. I can also see why the job of towel boy in her entourage has such a long list, for which I’m told there are only twenty-six people ahead of me at the moment. She’s got the goods. Overrated? I suppose anything technically can be too hyped. I’d sure like to see how Kate Upton feels about it all as we share a nekkid cocktail together in the jacuzzi I don’t have. Enjoy.
The folks in Russia don’t fool around with their high fashion or the nudity it takes to sell high fashion. Polish hottie model Anja Rubik isn’t just nipple baring and topless in her fancy duds within the pages of Vogue Russia, she’s flashing her supermodel funbags right there on the cover. No subtly there. And why would you seek to hide or disguise the blessedly slender hot female form of Anja Rubik. If you’re going to pay top dollar for the best, even if you’re pushing fashion, you’re going to toss some award winning birthday suit action into the mix.
I’m assuming our domestic magazines feel they can’t get away with the same level of reveals. L’Oreal America I guess can’t handle the ta-tas. Our loss. Clearly, our loss. Enjoy.
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I guess getting Miley Cyrus topless wasn’t enough for the good folks at Vogue Germany, so they doubled down with Polish supemodel Anja Rubik, flashing her lovable funbags on the pages of the Deutschland fashion magazine.
Now, Anja ranks right up there on the list of Polish women who I’d let sleep with me just to be kind and not hurt their feelings. In fact, tonight works, Anja, if you’re available. Or tomorrow or pretty much any day thereafter so long as I have two legs to chase you around the full breadth of my studio apartment. Enjoy.
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It’s been a week since we’ve first laid peeps on Miley Cyrus topless in the Mario Testino shoot for Vogue Germany. Thanks to EgoReader ‘Julien’ we have a high-res take-two look at this rather monumental photospread of Miley Cyrus topless for the second time ever, and the second time this month.
Say what you will about the mischievous pop star, but she’s putting her money, err, her body where her mouth is. She’s not just talking the talk, she’s taking her clothes off for magazine pictorials and showing off everything she’s got. Well, most everything. For this, we humbly stand and applaud. The world needs more celebrities like Miley Cyrus. Enjoy.