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Diana Moldovan Topless Hotness Permeates Vogue Brazil

 
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Hello hot Romanian model flashing her funbags for Vogue Brazil. The world simply can’t get enough magical looking brunettes with perfectly au natural boobtastic showing off for the love of lady fashion in international magazines. That’s what I tell myself each month as I retrieve my stack of foreign fashion periodicals from my doorstep risking the wrath of the neighborhood skate punks who mock my choice in subscriptions.

Little do those twerps know the beauty of Diana Moldovan who lay betwixt the scented pages of this magazine showing off her chestal goodies. But I know. And I share with you, because sharing means caring, and when it’s gorgeous topless women, it’s more than just caring, it’s outright love. Get comfortable with that. We’re just that close. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue Brazil

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Reese Witherspoon Reveals Cleavage For Vogue Magazine

Movie star and sexy gal Reese Witherspoon displayed her amazing cleave for November’s Vogue Magazine issue. She wore a series of fancy dresses that all had one important thing in common: maximum boobage exposure. She should get a second Oscar for those puppies. I’ve always had a crush on Reese, I admit it. When forced to go see one of her rom-coms by my wife, I rarely complain. Because I think she’s really hot unlike other rom-comers that don’t do it for me. I understand that rom-comers isn’t a word…but it is now because I invented it. Anyhoo, the dresses in these pics also showed off a little bit of Reese’s smooth sexy legs. I remember thinking that she had a spectacular set of stems back when she was in Legally Blonde.

Yeah, I saw Legally Blonde. I saw the not so great sequel too. She wore a lot of sexy outfits, yo.

Taylor Swift And Her Sexy Legs In Mario Testino Shoot For Vogue UK

Taylor Swift had her most prominent feature front and center in a Mario Testino shoot for Vogue UK’s November issue. What is that feature? Why, her legs of course! I have said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again that there are no legs on God’s green Earth that even compare to Taylor Swift’s stems. Her legs are what all other legs aspire to be. Frankly, I could give or take her music but I would pay a lot of money to be front row center at one of her concerts so that I can gaze at her legs. Unfortunately, these pics don’t show off her lovely pert ta-tas. For some reason Mario put her in a bunch of baggy sweaters. But luckily he did show off the legs. He’s no dummy. That’s why he gets paid the big bucks.

I wonder where I can get a copy of Vogue UK? Sure, I have the pictures here but I’m old school and I like print magazines. I’m elderly.

Edita Vilkeviciute Steamy Sextastic By The Sea

You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I’m back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.

Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I’m mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita’s ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It’s a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wicked Hot Soft Focus Ways for Vogue

We don’t see Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as often as we used to on the pages of magazines or in revealing public appearances. It’s a bit of a shame as every time Rosie comes back, I’m reminded of why I used to write her love letters on a weekly basis mostly involving terms such as ‘hair tousling’ and ‘lower back nibbling’. She really is quite the sextastic alluring Britty model.

Featured in soft fuzzy focus in Vogue Germany, Rosie shows exactly why she doesn’t need much by way of production value to produce a very happy tingly feeling in all men who feast peeps upon her. She has that boudoir slinky hottie thing working like nobody’s business. Only it is my business to notice. We all do, Rosie. Come back to us in full force. Maybe buy Jason a cat or something and get yourself out more often. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Buxom Snorkeling Goodness in Vogue U.K.

Kate Upton doesn’t just wear swimsuits, she fills them with joy. In this faptastic pictorial in Vogue U.K., Kate and her faptastic curves somehow fit into a snug neoprene bikini for some snorkeling time. Well, maybe she really didn’t go snorkeling, but I’m imagining some underwater embraces with Kate that would make the Great White sharks turn red with embarrassment.

Kate Upton just has so much of that special ‘it’ quality, it’s literally busting out of her bikini tops. Kate, please, don’t ever go changing. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Super Hot in Vogue Spain May 2014

Brazilian supermodel and certified hottie Adriana Lima is unbelievably sexy in Vogue Spain’s May issue. Adriana is in a series of revealing bikinis that show off her ample breasteses for our viewing pleasure. My favorite is the bathing suit with all the holes cut in it because…well…it’s got a bunch of holes cut in it. Is there anything sexier than a smoking hot tanned body on a beach lightly damp from sea water and suntan lotion? I say there is not. Adriana’s lovely perfectly shaped  bottom is also on display. They are like two rounded scoops of caramel ice cream. I would enjoy that sundae on a hot afternoon in July. It’s a shame that she ever has to sit down and hide those lovely buns from appreciative eyes.

These pics also prove that fanny packs can in fact be sexy. I guess Adriana can make anything look good.