Vogue Magazine Posts:

Reese Witherspoon Reveals Cleavage For Vogue Magazine

Movie star and sexy gal Reese Witherspoon displayed her amazing cleave for November's Vogue Magazine issue. She wore a series of fancy dresses that all had one important thing in common: maximum boobage exposure. She should get a second Oscar for those puppies. I've always had a crush on Reese, I admit it. When forced to go see one of her rom-coms by my wife, I rarely complain. Because I think she's really hot unlike other rom-comers that don't do it for me. I understand that rom-comers isn't a word...but it is now because I invented it. Anyhoo, the dresses in these pics also showed off a little bit of Reese's smooth sexy legs. I remember thinking that she had a spectacular set of stems back when she was in Legally Blonde.

Yeah, I saw Legally Blonde. I saw the not so great sequel too. She wore a lot of sexy outfits, yo.

Edita Vilkeviciute Steamy Sextastic By The Sea

You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I'm back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.

Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I'm mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita's ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It's a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Buxom Snorkeling Goodness in Vogue U.K.

Kate Upton doesn't just wear swimsuits, she fills them with joy. In this faptastic pictorial in Vogue U.K., Kate and her faptastic curves somehow fit into a snug neoprene bikini for some snorkeling time. Well, maybe she really didn't go snorkeling, but I'm imagining some underwater embraces with Kate that would make the Great White sharks turn red with embarrassment.

Kate Upton just has so much of that special 'it' quality, it's literally busting out of her bikini tops. Kate, please, don't ever go changing. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Is Pretty Damn Good Looking

I know every now and then somebody has to stand up and tell everybody else that Kate Upton is overrated. It happens to everybody when they reach the pinnacle of the sextastic industry. And while I ever shy away from superlatives and naming the best of anything, if Kate Upton doesn't cause your naughty imagination to run wild, you do need to get your fantasy box checked for malfunction.

Kate Upton works it hard, whether in candid bikinis or at the height of fashion looking all stunning and cleavetastic on the pages of Vogue. I can see why photographers want to work with her so badly. I can also see why the job of towel boy in her entourage has such a long list, for which I'm told there are only twenty-six people ahead of me at the moment.  She's got the goods. Overrated? I suppose anything technically can be too hyped. I'd sure like to see how Kate Upton feels about it all as we share a nekkid cocktail together in the jacuzzi I don't have. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Isn’t Really Working Out, But She’s Definitely Working Out

Sometimes, I just have to share alluring images of my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciutie, the Lithuanian sweetheart who will soon be filling my home with the many babies that arrive as a by-product of our mutual affection and moderate to heavy drinking.

Edita can pull off the passion inducement whether she be baring most all in an important style spread, or just here in Vogue Paris pretending to workout with dumbbells. She has that certain 'It' quality that will ultimately probably make me a little concerned when she says she's going to the store for 30 minutes and comes back the next morning smelling of some exotic cologne. Such will be the complications of our brief, but tempestuous nuptials. I'm prepared for the heartache and regret, if we can just have that honeymoon. I hope she brings the weights along. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Swanking Sextastic Nipple Slip for Vogue

I happen to like Candice Swanepoel. You may not think she's super fine, but I sure do. I see past the perfect body, the long blonde hair, the killer looks to the women on the inside. Well, at least inside her top where her perfect perky pair lay almost exposed and her heavenly nipple appearing in this new pictorial for Vogue magazine.

I can't help but feel that Candice Swanepoel and I have had a love affair for the past several years. She may not know it, or feel it, or be aware of it outside of the legal protection she seeks from me entering the same nation as her at any given time. Still, it feels very real to me. I'm happy with my choice. Not all stalkers can say that about the women they futilely chase year after year. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Is Everywhere Not Wearing Much Clothes

Candice Swanepoel is a busy girl these days. She must be shooting nearly 24x7 these days. This is a good thing. As any sports junkie can tell you, there aren't too many Bowl games there are too few. Bring on more Beef O' Brady's. And bring on even more Candice Swanepoel.

The uber-sextastic South African model's latest appearance is covered nekkid in an alluring mini pictorial in Vogue Brazil. I'm not sure what it means or what she's selling, I just know daddy wants. Oh, yes, daddy wants very badly. In 2014, I do promise to stop calling myself 'daddy'. Though I shall never give up lusting Candice. Enjoy.