Vogue Germany Posts:

Anja Rubik Topless Hotness Makes Vogue the Greatest Thing Ever

 

I guess getting Miley Cyrus topless wasn't enough for the good folks at Vogue Germany, so they doubled down with Polish supemodel Anja Rubik, flashing her lovable funbags on the pages of the Deutschland fashion magazine.

Now, Anja ranks right up there on the list of Polish women who I'd let sleep with me just to be kind and not hurt their feelings. In fact, tonight works, Anja, if you're available. Or tomorrow or pretty much any day thereafter so long as I have two legs to chase you around the full breadth of my studio apartment. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Bare Funbag Top Redux

 

It's been a week since we've first laid peeps on Miley Cyrus topless in the Mario Testino shoot for Vogue Germany. Thanks to EgoReader 'Julien' we have a high-res take-two look at this rather monumental photospread of Miley Cyrus topless for the second time ever, and the second time this month.

Say what you will about the mischievous pop star, but she's putting her money, err, her body where her mouth is. She's not just talking the talk, she's taking her clothes off for magazine pictorials and showing off everything she's got. Well, most everything. For this, we humbly stand and applaud. The world needs more celebrities like Miley Cyrus. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Cowgirl for Mario Testino Shoot in Vogue

 

Well, damn if Mario Testino didn't get to shoot Miley Cyrus topless first for Vogue Germany, then follow up immediately thereafter with our Lady of Candice Swanepoel topless as a cowgirl for the same publication. Talk about your walking talking and gawking fantasy visions. The uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel with her precious pair bare and nipple-ready beneath a cowboy hat.

And who happens to be joining her in a couple of these photos? Only my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute. This one dropped straight down from heaven without passing Go. Though I am more than willing to pay $200 if Candice removes everything but the cowboy hat. Damn! Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless Teats Flaunted Once More in Vogue Germany

 

Another day, another bit of Miley Cyrus finally showing off her chest bare and square. No music video hidden tricks here, just a whole lot of clear views of Miley's perky pair on the pages of Vogue Germany. We'll look to get you better photos, but for now, take in the world's most popular music star flaunting her forlorn sexuality on the pages of this European fashion magazine.

Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, she's no tease, like some other pop music artists we know. She puts her mammies where her mouth is. When she says she's not shy, she's shows she's not shy. Good for you, Miley. Good for us. Good for the planet. I'm still not buying any of your craptastic double-entendre auto-tuned songs, but I will defend you and your boobtastic on this very day. Enjoy.

(P.S. Thanks to a million and one of our favorite readers for the head's up on Miley's tops-off.)

Humpday Huzzah! Sextastic Polish Model Topless in German Magazine Sounds Delicious (Just Wait Til You See)

 

Monika Jagaciak. Remember that name. Burn it into the neatly maintained directory in your libido, for this Polish model is about to make her case for a permanent place of residence there.

Featured in Vogue Germany this month, the supremely hot Monika manages to be elegant and stylish for the ladies, while taking her top off for the gentleman oglers, revealing just some impressively alluring chest puppies that would make me buy whatever it is she's selling. Sometimes, you need to dig a little to find the ultimate in the sextastic. But, you're busy, so I do it for you. Huzzah!