Vogue Germany

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wicked Hot Soft Focus Ways for Vogue

We don’t see Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as often as we used to on the pages of magazines or in revealing public appearances. It’s a bit of a shame as every time Rosie comes back, I’m reminded of why I used to write her love letters on a weekly basis mostly involving terms such as ‘hair tousling’ and ‘lower back nibbling’. She really is quite the sextastic alluring Britty model.

Featured in soft fuzzy focus in Vogue Germany, Rosie shows exactly why she doesn’t need much by way of production value to produce a very happy tingly feeling in all men who feast peeps upon her. She has that boudoir slinky hottie thing working like nobody’s business. Only it is my business to notice. We all do, Rosie. Come back to us in full force. Maybe buy Jason a cat or something and get yourself out more often. Enjoy.

Anja Rubik Topless Hotness Makes Vogue the Greatest Thing Ever

Anja Rubik Topless in Vogue Germany Magazine March 2014
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I guess getting Miley Cyrus topless wasn’t enough for the good folks at Vogue Germany, so they doubled down with Polish supemodel Anja Rubik, flashing her lovable funbags on the pages of the Deutschland fashion magazine.

Now, Anja ranks right up there on the list of Polish women who I’d let sleep with me just to be kind and not hurt their feelings. In fact, tonight works, Anja, if you’re available. Or tomorrow or pretty much any day thereafter so long as I have two legs to chase you around the full breadth of my studio apartment. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Bare Funbag Top Redux

Miley Cyrus Topless High-Res Pics from Vogue Germany
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It’s been a week since we’ve first laid peeps on Miley Cyrus topless in the Mario Testino shoot for Vogue Germany. Thanks to EgoReader ‘Julien’ we have a high-res take-two look at this rather monumental photospread of Miley Cyrus topless for the second time ever, and the second time this month.

Say what you will about the mischievous pop star, but she’s putting her money, err, her body where her mouth is. She’s not just talking the talk, she’s taking her clothes off for magazine pictorials and showing off everything she’s got. Well, most everything. For this, we humbly stand and applaud. The world needs more celebrities like Miley Cyrus. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Cowgirl for Mario Testino Shoot in Vogue

Candice Swanepoel Topless Cowgirl for Vogue Germany with Edita Vilkeviciute
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Well, damn if Mario Testino didn’t get to shoot Miley Cyrus topless first for Vogue Germany, then follow up immediately thereafter with our Lady of Candice Swanepoel topless as a cowgirl for the same publication. Talk about your walking talking and gawking fantasy visions. The uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel with her precious pair bare and nipple-ready beneath a cowboy hat.

And who happens to be joining her in a couple of these photos? Only my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute. This one dropped straight down from heaven without passing Go. Though I am more than willing to pay $200 if Candice removes everything but the cowboy hat. Damn! Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Teats Flaunted Once More in Vogue Germany

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany March 2014
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Another day, another bit of Miley Cyrus finally showing off her chest bare and square. No music video hidden tricks here, just a whole lot of clear views of Miley’s perky pair on the pages of Vogue Germany. We’ll look to get you better photos, but for now, take in the world’s most popular music star flaunting her forlorn sexuality on the pages of this European fashion magazine.

Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, she’s no tease, like some other pop music artists we know. She puts her mammies where her mouth is. When she says she’s not shy, she’s shows she’s not shy. Good for you, Miley. Good for us. Good for the planet. I’m still not buying any of your craptastic double-entendre auto-tuned songs, but I will defend you and your boobtastic on this very day. Enjoy.

(P.S. Thanks to a million and one of our favorite readers for the head’s up on Miley’s tops-off.)

Humpday Huzzah! Sextastic Polish Model Topless in German Magazine Sounds Delicious (Just Wait Til You See)

Monika Jagaciak Topless Photoshoot in Vogue Germany June 2013
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Monika Jagaciak. Remember that name. Burn it into the neatly maintained directory in your libido, for this Polish model is about to make her case for a permanent place of residence there.

Featured in Vogue Germany this month, the supremely hot Monika manages to be elegant and stylish for the ladies, while taking her top off for the gentleman oglers, revealing just some impressively alluring chest puppies that would make me buy whatever it is she’s selling. Sometimes, you need to dig a little to find the ultimate in the sextastic. But, you’re busy, so I do it for you. Huzzah!