Brazilian supermodel and certified hottie Adriana Lima is unbelievably sexy in Vogue Spain’s May issue. Adriana is in a series of revealing bikinis that show off her ample breasteses for our viewing pleasure. My favorite is the bathing suit with all the holes cut in it because…well…it’s got a bunch of holes cut in it. Is there anything sexier than a smoking hot tanned body on a beach lightly damp from sea water and suntan lotion? I say there is not. Adriana’s lovely perfectly shaped bottom is also on display. They are like two rounded scoops of caramel ice cream. I would enjoy that sundae on a hot afternoon in July. It’s a shame that she ever has to sit down and hide those lovely buns from appreciative eyes.
These pics also prove that fanny packs can in fact be sexy. I guess Adriana can make anything look good.
Miranda Kerr seems to be doing fine. We just had to show you her full range of tanned and fine divorcee looks in the current edition of Vogue Spain, wherein the Aussie once-more single lady shows why see-through tops and being super good looking are enough to make any man weak in the knees.
When Miranda married, we were concerned. When she produced a child, I nearly cried. No, not out of joy. But the fact remains that the sextastic is a very powerful and all-abiding force in this universe. It’s far less fragile and fleeting as one might think. Girls like Miranda with the powers of uber lust inducement never really fade away, in most cases, life’s little hiccups only make them look that much better. Case in point, check out these photos of her Miranda’s sweet tempting funbags peeking through her tops. She’s not lost a single step. Enjoy.
Well hello there, Behati Prinsloo, one of the hottest girls I know straight out of Namibia. The oft-Victoria’s Secret lingerie model and lucky bastard Adam Levine fiancee is getting a little showier than usually, flashing her sweet teat treats in Vogue Spain, so I guess we can all take a gander at what Adam is delighting, and get even a little more jealous.
Behati has the body of an angel and the funbags of a more naughtier form of heavenly creature. I suppose that really is the best combination possible. Demure but alluring, sweet and sextastic. It’s certainly working on me. I hope that whenever she does tie the know, Behati does not forget her fans and how much happiness we derive from her bare body flashes. Never forget your roots! Enjoy.
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I can’t help but feel that I’m a bit cursed in that not long after I discover some new incredibly sextastic woman, they seem to disappear into the ether for some period of time. It’s almost as if my frightening, borderline psychotic stalking of their every waking (and sleeping) moment causes them to reflect upon their push into the public eye. But I’m sure I’m just reading into things.
Emily DiDonato shattered our hearts and discombobulated our freaking minds (as in, groins) when we first started seeing bits and glorious pieces of her early last year. Then she kind of went off the grid on us. It was like having the first six digits to a phone number and not the last, what are you going to do? Okay, sure, you could just try 0 to 9 for the final digit, but that could take up to ten phone calls to get it right. That’s real work. Thankfully, Emily is back and sultry wet and covered topless hot in this mini-pictorial for Vogue Spain. I really do want ever so much more of this. I need that final number. Make it ring, Emily, make it ring! Enjoy.
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Let’s cut right to it. Candice Swanepoel is uber-sextastic in her swimsuit porfolio, but when she is allowed time to shoot for more creative sources, like her pictorial in Vogue Spain, well, the heat can rise another couple hundred degrees Kelvin.
Something about Candice Swanepoel makes you think of hot skinny girls in cut-off shorts and barely covering tops, precisely what Vogue feeds us, using the delicious blonde hottie in so many desirable and passion inducing poses. If you’ve ever been on the verge of a massive Candice Swanepoel lust crush but wish you could see her in things other than bikinis and workout gear (or less), then this visual wonderment ought to just about seal the deal. Enjoy.
I know I’m definitely falling in lust with a celebrity hottie when I start thinking their Euro-fashion magazine posts are just out of this world.
Now, Vogue magazine probably isn’t what most guys are reading while working out at the gym, but, it is a nice compendium of hotness that often provides some of the most amazing glances of the most amazing women in the world, including Barbara Palvin, the Hungarian young model who has taken Victoria’s Secret and the ogling community by storm over the past six months.
Featured in the February edition of 0f Vogue Spain, Barbara is most definitely posed and made up for the ladies, but, damn, she is such a fine looking woman that I had no trouble wading through the scented perfume ads and promotions of $400 scarves to flip through her visual treats. This is a sign of near complete infatuation, and I couldn’t be happier. Enjoy.
Oh, happy days. Dias de much feliz. As some of the most sextastic ladies in Hottieville appear quite unclothed in a dazzling pictorial ode to supermodels in Vogue Spain.
We start off with the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr flashing her bare MILFtastic buns, and move quickly on to Izabel Goulart looking all kinds of wicked hot, Polish supermodel Anja Rubik topless and lust inducing, and Windy City born Karlie Kloss flashing her funbags, among other heavenly treats in this truly thanksgiving worthy visual feast.
Sometimes, life can get complicated and overwhelming. But you look at the horn o’ plenty hotties in this lineup and you realize just how simple it all is. Enjoy.
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