Victoria’s Secret

Behati Prinsloo Remains Incredibly Alluring in Lingerie

Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I’m going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I’m going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can’t abide that.

So, I’ll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria’s Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I’m in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.

Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret

French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month’s Victoria’s Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It’s all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don’t actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais’ photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it’s probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I’ve ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.

I’m going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria’s Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.

Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima Cleavy and Leggy at Victoria’s Secret Conference in London

Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria’s Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria’s Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.

I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we’re on it like fish on chips.

Camille Rowe Covered Topless for Victoria’s Secret

I really do have a thing for French hottie model Camille Rowe. The day Victoria’s Secret added her to their stable of female lingerie modeling goodness, well, that was a happy day indeed.

Featured in the March catalog, Camille shows exactly by wearing no lingerie up top, she’s the best selling bra-pimper this side of the Loire River Valley. Sometimes, you need no clothes to sell clothes. Camille gets that. I applaud her intuition and her sweet lower back and points connected therein. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Gets Wicked Crazy Sultry for Victoria’s Secret

Nothing says, hang in there, Spring is just around the corner, quite like the sight of Adriana Lima in sultry evening bedroom wear. Well, it does for me at least. In fact, Adriana Lima in her bra and panties is really the best way to say just about anything important.

The Brazilian lingerie hot bodied bombshell has been dazzling our peepers for a solid decade now. When I think about how much joy she’s brought me in that time period, I want to write her a thank you letter or another creepy stalker note or something special. She really is a world class brunette beauty. Oh, to be the clasp on her bra for just one day. Dare to dream. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Teasy Covered Topless Lingerie Spread Seals Her Seat at the Head of the V.S. Table

I would shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes in the broom closet with any one of the Victoria’s Secret roster of lingerie hotties. But I’d probably take out my own mom if the prize were some alone time with Candice Swanepoel. I’m sorry, mom, but you didn’t raise no fool.

My lust for all things Candice has been steady, continuous, and non-stop for several years now. I’m not sure anybody on this planet wears, or doesn’t wear, a bra and panties quite as smoothly and effectively as Candice. Even the Russian judges are scoring her perfect 10′s. How can you not? That’s rhetorical. You can mock my sports teams and my questionable choice of Target wardrobe, but if you ever criticize Candice in front of me, you’re going to have to watch me cry. You do not want that, my friend. Trust me. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Lingerie Pictures Take on Shapes Not Even Humanly Possible (But So Damn Hot)

I’m not quite sure how Camille Rowe was able to contort her supremely fine body in some of these photos, I’m just glad she did.

One of my favorite French girls ever, Camille’s addition to the Victoria’s Secret ever-growing stable of sextastic ladies has been wonderful visual news indeed. The way her body takes to bras and panties, or quite less with her very lucky mitts covering her sweet boobtastic. She’s a natural at delivering the happy tingles. Enjoy.