Victoria's Secret Posts:

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Perfection Just in Time for Christmas

In my vast reading about women's lingerie through the years, I seem to recall that Christmas is the second biggest lingerie shopping season of the year, behind only Valentine's Day. For me in my most previous relationship, lingerie buying time was also anniversary and Sea Otter Appreciation Day, the latter of which I made up as an excuse to buy fur lined crotchless panties without being slapped.

If you're going into your big shopping days, you definitely want to call in the pro to be pimping your finest wares. Candice Swanepoel is that top dog. For four years now she's been headlining Victoria's Secret lingerie with hot bodied precision. Just a spectacular, born to model blonde delight in panties and bras that look like they were made especially for her. It's like Yuletide magic, if Yuletide magic made you uncomfortable in your shorts. Enjoy.

Bridget Malcolm Bikini Pictures Introduces Yet Another Smoking Hot Aussie to V.S. Wares

In my next life, if I can't come back as a hot girl's bikini bottom, I'm coming back as the talent scout for Victoria's Secret who travels the world signing ridiculously hot models to come shoot for the lingerie and bikini merchandiser. Just an epic position. I'd be willing to fly coach, perhaps.

Take for example young Aussie hottie Bridget Malcolm, newly featured in her bikini pimping the shizz out of V.S. Swimwear. That hiney alone is worth going to war over. Her hot body and stellar looks are worth ending the war early to come home and make many post-war babies with her. Good on you, V.S., you've found yet another sextastic Jedi. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot in Her Undies for Victoria’s Secret

Someday I'm going to V.S. corporate headquarters and share with them the irony that they are a company that sells billions of dollars in bras but their most sextastic catalog photos are hot models topless. Then they can throw me out and remind me I'm still $127 short on my payments due for summer collection purchases. Still, it'd be worth it. Maybe I'd run into Doutzen Kroes, one of the truly unsung smoking hot angels who delivers some of the most epic photoshoots coming out of the silk and lace company.

I've already forgiven Doutzen for marrying a DJ and moved back into pure feelings of lust for this fine female form. Doutzen is fast approaching Super MILF territories with her repeated ability to make millions of men want to jump through the pages of the Victoria's Secret magazine they're pretending isn't something they secretly ordered to their residence. Just one fine lady. Enjoy.

Mathilde Frachon Covered Topless and Bootylicious for Victoria’s Secret

It has been two years since we've seen Mathilde Frachon in these here parts. When we first met her, it was like a new star appeared in the sky. Then, she disappeared. Presumably to make the men of her small French village uncomfortable in their trousers as she collected water from the well each day. But, now, she's back, with an asstastic and hot bodied covered topless vengeance in a brand new Victoria's Secret catalog promo.

If you don't feel like buying panties after seeing them on Mathilde, you just have a cold heart toward silky lacy little nothings on ridiculously hot women. Mathilde has simply one of the most sextastic lingerie modeling forms in the business. You throw in her hot blonde appeal, and you have the makings of one explosive V.S. photoshoot. I'll leave it to you to interpret the explosive part. Oh, Mathilde, you are one finer looking lady. Enjoy.

Britt Maren Bikini Pictures Scorching Hot in St. Bart’s

Well, well, well, what do we have here. Another supremely hot swimsuit model in the Victoria's Secret arsenal during the lingerie and bikini company's big fall photo shoot down in St. Bart's. Britt Maren, a Yankee, and she has some crazy amount of sextastic shooting off of her like an electromagnetic pulse making everything within several ogling miles all tingly and dysfunctional for up to several minutes.

It's no surprise that Victoria's Secret digs deep and wide to find the hottest women in the world to model their wares. I suppose it's somewhat reassuring to know that just as soon as they lose one, there is another ridiculously smoking hot lady to take her place. More is always better. And I'd sure love to see more of Britt Maren. Welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.

Monika Jagaciak and Other Hotties Assemble in St. Barts for Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Shoots

It might be winter in your climes, but bikini and swimwear catalog shooting season is just gearing up, prominently shot between Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day in the tropical environs of places like St. Barts, Victoria's Secret and other bikini purveyors begin shooting their summer fashions while it's just turning cold in the Northern Hemisphere.

Super sextastic babes like Monika Jagaciak and a bevy of other bathing beauties are called to the Caribbean like swallows to Capistrano to display their bodily wonderments in the hopes of ultimate selling million of women's swimsuits.  I suppose it's working as I'm already on hold to buy a few myself for my shame closet. Hot women, body hugging tiny bathing suits. It's a formula that will work forever. Enjoy.

Shanina Shaik Bootyful for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

Shanina Shaik really and truly is one underrated hottie. The Arabic-Lithuanian mix of multicultural sextastic from Down Under has an exotic glow, an amazingly hot body, and a come hither appeal that is downright entrancing. Throw in some little soft bras and panties to the mix and you have the makings of one memorable Victoria's Secret lingerie shoots.

Someday, when I run my own lingerie line, Touched, By Bill, I will hire Shanina to be one of my fashion models, to strut down the runway in my largely crotchless collection, and show the world my creative stitching genius. I'll also make sure to have a lot of that insurance you can buy in case you accidentally get too grabby one day at work. You know, in case Shanina gets grabby with me. Enjoy.