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Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures for the Launch of Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog Season

By Bill Swift | January 18, 2013 @ 9:19 am

Erin Heatherton Victoria’s Secret Swim 2013 Part 2

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Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you'd be right. But, then you'd not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria's Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.

Erin Heatherton Looks Hot in Victoria's Secret January 2013

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And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria's Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don't, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Candids Behind the Scenes of Her V.S. Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | January 16, 2013 @ 9:25 am

Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie for a Victoria's Secret Shoot in Miami Beach

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A little sneak peek if you will, behind the making of the making of some lingerie catalog visual genius.

Alessandra Ambrosio behind the scenes of her Victoria's Secret lingerie shoot in Miami, well, it's just downright voyeuristic fun, checking out the MILFtastic Alessandra slipping in and out of her various little bits of bras and panties in preparation to make some merchandising magic. Throw in a pair of V.S. angels wings and you have quite the heavenly peek-a-boo show down by the beach. The kind that reminds us that next winter we are gunning to be in Miami, where the sun shines and the hot girls line up like only ever seen before in our fantasies. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Deliver a Heavenly Lingerie Competition to Heat Up Winter

By Bill Swift | January 15, 2013 @ 9:31 am

Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013

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Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013

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Victoria's Secret is really cranking out the lingerie content this time of year, preparing for their biggest season of the year, Valentine's and into Spring. It's the high season for skimpy little nothings, and the pre-eminent lingerie brand has cranked up the steam and sweat (that would be our steam and sweat) with two amazing new catalog pictorials from Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, the two giants in the V.S. lineup.

Now, with less than one month until Valentine's Day, we surely hope you've got your shizz starting to lineup, because you do know that there will be nookie in the final month of winter should you fail at this trite, but important annual ritual of giveness. So, get 'er done early, and, remember what Uncle Ego says, 'Actual results may vary' when transitioning lingerie off the bodies of Miranda and Candice and onto your squeeze. So, consider wisely. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo in Skimpy Little Nothings for Her Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shoot

By Bill Swift | January 11, 2013 @ 8:46 am

Behati Prinsloo Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013

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Now, we could spend the new few minutes lamenting how pop singer Adam Levine got to move from Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna to super hot young Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo in the blink of an eye and a slap of the tickle, but what would be the point in spending any time wallowing in jealousy (but, damn, really?). Still, it's hard to deny that the smoking hotness of a girl such a Behati Prinsloo is going to spark some age-old response from dominant males everywhere as to who ought have the right to call her perfect body 'home'. I, for one, can imagine entering her abode through the front door (I was going to say backdoor, but that's just so wrong to even allude for such an angel, though, yeah, I was thinking it).

Featured in her new catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Behati shows why her innocent looks combined with a stellar sextastic body, are all but certain to propel her to the next level of angel-hood. Into that pantheon that invades subscribers mailboxes and fills out libidos with happy thoughts of sweet women barely dressed. Enjoy.

CANDICE SWANEPOEL SHOT MORE BIKINI PICS FOR THIS MONTH'S V.S. CATALOG

Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim 2012 Outtakes

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Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Ring in Lucky ’13 With Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Goodness

By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 7:41 am

Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Lingerie and Swimwear Collection January 2013

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Hard as it may be to believe, given the chill in the air outside, and the fact that those beer bottles you left outside to chill for twenty minutes and forgot are now but cracked, saddened, ruined bottles of drinks that will never be drunk, but, we are in the height of bikini season. Not just the sextastic celebrities flooding the southern outline of our nation and even south of the border in their skimpy two pieces, but all the major manufacturers of delightful little bikinis now shipping to the retailers in time for Spring Break and the start of normal folk bikini time.

Along with the migration of tiny top and bottom apparel comes the onslaught, the delicious onslaught of bikini catalog shoots from our friends at Victoria's Secret, who throw in a little lingerie as well for a whole lot of love, as featured on the super hot Doutzen Kroes (above) and the uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel in bikinis below.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim 2013 Photoshoot

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Truly, this is the season of our greatest content. Enjoy.

BATTLE ANGELS: Candice Swanepoel vs. Izabel Goulart in Dual New Sextastic Catalog Shoots for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | January 4, 2013 @ 6:48 am

Oh, man, it's almost like stepping a little too close to the sun to even imagine taking two of our most sextastic Victoria's Secret angels and pitting them against one another in a straight up hotness battle. But what's a horny boy to do when two of his all-time favorites come out with new catalog shoots nearly simultaneously, bathing their luscious bodies in little bits of silk and lace? Let's get it on.

In one corner, we have the blonde uber-bombshell, Candice Swanepoel. I feel like she's practically raised us, or, at least, raised our level of indecent thoughts over the years from standard to excessive:

Candice Swanepoel New Super Sexy Victoria's Secret Pics

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And in the opposing corner, her hot body pressed every so delicately against the turnbuckle, Izabel Goulart, yet another Brazilian super-babe who we've come to coin the phrase, 'Every man needs a little Goulart in their life', such is the standard of her unending allure:

Izabel Goulart Looking Sextastic for Victoria's Secret

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And, the winner is... well, you make up your own mind, but were I forced to vote, it's a close call, but edge, slightly, softly silkenly, goes to...

Candice Swanepoel Looking Stunning in Victoria's Secret Jeans Photoshoot

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My belusted. What can I say, but, enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictures Set a New Standard in Silken Sextastic

By Bill Swift | December 31, 2012 @ 7:45 am

Miranda Kerr Looks Amazing in Victoria's Secret Shoot December 2012

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Why not celebrate the lingerie hotness of Miranda Kerr on the final day of 2012, she's really helped to make this year one of the hottest on record. In fact, she's done that for the past few years now, both pre and post baby, just getting more and more amazingly alluring as time passes.

In her latest catalogue set for Victoria's Secret, Miranda Kerr shows why she's one of the highest paid lingerie models in the world, not to mention somebody I pay untold fortunes to each evening in my sleep just for the chance to snap her bra strap. Hey, we all got our subconscious fetishes to work out as we slumber. But just look at Miranda in her bra and panties and tell me you don't want to snap off something yourself. Powerful is the sextastic force within Miranda. Enjoy.