Victoria's Secret Posts:

Lily Aldridge Sextastic Boudoir Posing to Lift the Mind and Body

The deliciously MILFtastic Lily Aldridge pops on and off our radar around these parts, at times forgotten as the young mom takes breaks from her work, then suddenly re-appearing like a sextastic angel in the night. Or, in nightwear at least, as she does in this newly released catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret.

The sight of a ridiculously hot woman in her bedroom little nothing still drives me to the point of self-exhaustion. I'm usually averse to ever buying women clothing, as I've spent most of my adult life trying to get clothing off of women, but if you're thinking you must, you could worse than some little things just mean to be removed off the likes of Lily Aldridge (five weeks until Valentine's Day, just saying, I know). Enjoy.

Nadine Leopold Is a Freckled Face Young Blonde Hottie of Extraordinary Potential

Victoria's Secret continues to gobble up the known universe of young hot international models, including now Nadine Leopold, who is hard to pin down on age, but around 19 and fresh out of Austrian magazines from her home country. None of which is nearly as important as Nadine's freckles. Sure, there's the newly obligatory gap-toothed look, and I do lust that, but those freckles, oh, those freckles.

Nadine reminds me somewhat of Erin Heatherton, a now fellow V.S. model who we fell in deep tissue lust with a few years ago when her freckles first broke big on the scene. If Nadine has anything close to what Erin did in store for us, minus the DiCaprio affair, I am more than excited about the future. I'm always excited about the future of freckledom. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Put the South African Uber-Sextastic Model In Her Element

The dead of winter is when bikini models come alive. It's the biggest time of the year for the slender hot bodied ladies from around the world who make two-piece swimsuits look like magical vessels of the sextastic. Right at the top of that list is Candice Swanepoel who has been perfecting the fine art of Victoria's Secret bikini modeling for the past several years now. And winter is her magic hour.

Featured in the latest and greatest V.S. pictorial, Candice shows off some new name bikini line that looks so incredibly hot on her, not only are the women of the world going to buy tons, I'm quite certain this is a purchase for my own shame closet. Yes, I'm slowly coming to realize there's little chance Candice herself will ever come included with the bikini purchase, but where there is an ounce of hope, there is a ton of desire. Candice does this so very very well. Enjoy.

Monika Jagaciak Hot Sweet and Perfect for V.S. Pink

Oh, Monika Jagaciak, thy complicated name is hotness. I am in fact absolutely in lust with this Polish beauty, now modeling lingerie for Victoria's Secret like most of the rest of the supremely sextastic universe.

Monika definitely falls on my list of most faptastic happy introductions of the last year. I feel like my world got a little brighter since I laid eyes upon her ridiculously hot body and alluring looks. Seeing her now in lingerie and swimsuits only furthers my passion points for the smoking hot brunette. Once I bother to learn how to spell the complicated last name of a European model, I'm always committed to a decade of wanton lust. Monkia, I'm not going away. I pray that you don't either. Just your clothes, please. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot Workout Will Kickstart a Million New Year’s Resolutions

I'm pretty sure Doutzen Kroes isn't really sweating in these Victoria's Secret workout promotional photos. They sprayed her down with water. That only makes her hotter really, and me more jealous of the person whose job it is to spritz down this ridiculously hot MILF in her Spandex workout gear. Perfect in every inch of her passion inducing body, posing and preening and bending for the cameras to capture every perfect angle.

Yep, it's almost New Year's and many of you will be inclined to look at these pictures and resolve to hit the gym more often in 2014. Personally, I'm making a resolution to ask Doutzen Kroes for the opportunity to help her undress out of her sweaty workout gear. If I'm going to the gym more in 2014, I want it to be for the best purpose possible. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Packs a Lingerie Hot Body Punch for Victoria’s Secret

Oh happy days when V.S. added French hottie model Camille Rowe to their never-ending stable of gorgeous young women in silky little nothings. While we are used to seeing Camille in more revealing looks in Euro-mags, there's something that just says 'winner' (and 'good luck getting me') about Camille's hot body and killer smile.

There's something to be said for a woman who looks good both in and out of clothes, and that thing is, please, for some reason, against the advice of every single member of your friends and family, please make me your boyfriend, for at least a few weeks. Dare to dream the impossible dream. Lust me some Camille Rowe. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Still My Favorite Namibian Lingerie Hottie

Despite falling into the clutches of Adam Levine, who gets way more than his fair share, sextastic lingerie model Behati Prinsloo remains one of my all-time favorite V.S. angels based on my Significant Tingle Reaction (STR) score upon seeing her in her silky little underthings.

Featured in the December catalog for the lingerie manufacturer, Behati Prinsloo shows how remarkably simple underwear modeling can be, and yet so incredibly hard. There are million crazy hot women on this spinning orb, but only a select few can look so effortlessly alluring in panties ads. Trust me, I've taken many portfolios for aspiring young women in distant regions where the gold medallion I wear around my neck serves as bona fides. Behati is one in a million and simply stellar in her drawers. Enjoy.