Victoria’s Secret

Monika Jagaciak Lingerie and Arm Bras Covered Topless for Victorias Secret

Monikia Jagaciak makes my heart flutter, my toes curl, and my face blush. And that’s just from saying her name. Seeing the sextastic young Polish model in her panties and bras makes me go into something of a catatonic state between joy and super duper joy, leaning heavily toward the latter. I’m inclined to believe people are born into certain professions and callings. They don’t always discover their natural course until later in life, if at all, but girls like Monika have others who help them identify their own innate fates. You, my dear, we born to model intimates.

Someday, when I launch my own lingerie company that investigators inevitable discover never produced any merchandise and was merely a ruse to get me close to international crazy hot models mostly nekkid, Monika Jagaciak will be on my short list of A-list must haves. I hope she doesn’t read that first part and still agrees to come to my secret island hideaway to be measured for the Spring line. Oh, yes, Monikia, you shall be measured. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel Sultry Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Blasts a Load of Hotness Into the Winter Chill (Egad, Hide the Children!)

Candice Swanepoel does one thing and she does it so damn well she’s hard not to admire, if not imagine over 17,000 ways in which you could show her how your admiration plays out during a game of doctor. She is simply the pre-eminent bikini and swimsuit model. Not that there aren’t dozens of other supremely fine ladies who model the bathing suits so faptastically. But Candice simply takes it up another notch, to the libido volume eleven, where all things tingly and fun exist.

In her latest and greatest sultry swimwear shoot for Victoria’s Secret, Candice dispels the silly notion that winter has just begun, with a pictorial so blessedly hot, it could very well be the cause of the polar bear suffering at the poles. You can almost see steam seeping off her wicked hot skin in these mind numbingly sextastic snapshots. I don’t know exactly how she does it, I’m not sure she even knows how she does, I just know I never ever want her to stop. Now, I must rest. Enjoy.

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Behati Prinsloo, Martha Hunt and Say Hello to Vita Sidorkina for the Victoria’s Secret Merriest Skin Baring Month of All

There are two seriously big sales periods for the good and decent lingerie selling folks at Victoria’s Secret. Valentine’s Day and naturally Christmas. You can bet they go big, bigger, and biggest with Angels blowout time in December shoots and catalogs working the male mind into purchasing as much silky little nothings for the female body as possible.

To this end, pretty much every single sextastic V.S. model is out from under wraps this time of year. Martha Hunt, Camille Rowe, Behati Prinsloo, so man of my favorites. But I wanted to make a special note of newcomer Vita Sidorkina. It’s taken me a few attempts to spell her name right. She’s the supremely fine blonde asstastic model in the thong in the lead image. If you can’t remember how to spell her name, there’s no point in learning anybody’s name. Talk about a Yuletide introduction. That’s the way to do it. So much Christmas spirt in those twin cheeks of hers. Now, guy buy your favorite girl some lace and strings to wear on Christmas morning. She’ll thank you later. Enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk Bra and Panties Sexy Bomb Dropping for the Victoria’s Secret Catalog

I’m quite sure I’m in lust with Swedish beauty Elsa Hosk. I am getting those butterflies in my tummy, or what I’ll describe as such while knowing it’s tingles in my genetic bank, that a man gets for a woman when he just knows he’d like to build her a log cabin deep in the woods and spend a year there with her living off nothing but jerky and tender making of the sexy on the front stoop. That’s the primal emotion emotion I feel when peeking at Elsa in her latest Victoria’s Secret spread.

Elsa was the angel who accidentally winged Ariana Grande during the fashion show performance cat walk. I’m sure she didn’t mean it, though I would have paid several quid to see the girls fight just a bit, maybe rip each other’s clothes off, then makeup by making out. It could have happened. I bought tickets just in case. Elsa, do you see how discombobulating you are to the male and Sapphic leaning lady brain? It’s not you, it’s us. Well, it is partially you. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel Sweat Pimps the V.S. Exercising Hottie Collection

Have you ever thought to yourself, hmm, I wonder what uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel might look like in tight revealing workout gear doing all kinds of sweaty physical activities? I know, me too. And here’s our answer.

Posing down, posing off, and just plain exuding sweaty udder hotness, Candice Swanepoel pimps the shizz out of Victoria’s Secret exercise clothing line for women with outrageously hot bodies who want to make every man at the gym feel supremely uncomfortable, yet not so much that they ever look away. That would just be rude. I’m pretty sure I’d rapidly change memberships to the facility where Candice shows up in these outfits to get fit, even if that means writing a letter to the Costa Rican headquarters of these gym outlets and waiting six months to be told my gym cancelation will be processed in another six months. I’d do that for the sight of Candice and that smoking hot body of hers. Also, to be part of the class action suit down the road. Enjoy.

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And the After Party… Victoria’s Secret Models Returning to their London Hotel Post-Fashion Show

If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.

Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, More Angels Bring Lingerie Hottie Heaven at UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

And, then it happened. After all the hype and promos and media moments, it was time to unleash the super world class lingerie hotties down the catwalk at the U.K. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I can’t show how it compares or not to the U.S. edition, I can only say more more more can never quite be enough when you’re talking about the likes of Candice Swanepoel and the vastly underrated Doutzen Kroes strutting the runway in bras and panties. Granted, the wings and feathers and dramatic flairs are a bit over the top and unnecessarily stagy, but that couldn’t possibly take away from the sheer epic power of a dozen of the world’s most sextastic women in their intimates flashing their absolutely perfect bodies to the world. It’d be like complaining about the color of the craft that landed on the moon. This is the accomplishment.

Next year I do hope Victoria’s Secret takes my suggestion and adds a third major fashion show venue within my very home. I have the runway already nearly assembled and an applause machine to make up for the fact that myself and my elderly neighbor Anton who helped pay for the runway linoleum will be in attendance. C’mon, V.S., this just makes sense. Enjoy.
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