Victoria’s Secret

Lily Aldridge Brunette Brutally Hot Lingerie Catalog Pimping for V.S.

Lily Aldridge really does deserve far more praise as a world class hottie. I’ve loved her since before even reading stories about how she she-banged her new husband from Kings of Leon so frequently and severely, the band had to cancel a month worth of tour dates while he recovered from extreme groin chaffing. That is one helluva resume builder as far a wife and girlfriends go.

Featured in the current edition of the Victoria’s Secret magazine, Lily shows why she’s hardly a slouch when it comes to pimping the bras and panties and other frilly lacy things that you would want to rip off her with your bare teeth within two seconds of having the chance. I’m not sure you can return the merch with your bicuspid marks in them, but you probably won’t care at that point. She’s ever so incredibly sextastic. Well done, Lily. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Downright Sprung Upright for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It’s hard not to leer at the beautiful Namibian female form of Behati Prinsloo without feeling a little of the jealousy thing to Adam Levine and his lucky lucky junk. Alas, Behati was taken off the market before I even had the chance to show up at her door with a box of CVS chocolates and a single plastic rose and tell her how nicely I’d treat her if only she agreed to move into my shack. Timing is everything in life. Having $20 million in the bank and being a celebrity music star doesn’t hurt either I suppose.

Nevertheless, the universe is free to ogle the fineries of Ms. Prinsloo as in her latest round of lingerie visual wonderments for Victoria’s Secret. Behati is a petite, au natural girl with heaven sent beauty and a lean body designed for precisely what she’s doing. Like a Swiss clock. Who’s Namibian, though equally as unaffordable perhaps. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Shoot for Victoria’s Secret October 2014

The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.

I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria’s Secret catalog to arrive. I’m old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.

Gracie Carvalho Wicked Hot in Silk and Lace

At this point, Victoria’s Secret is employing half of the world’s super fine looking young women. Sort of like me, except I have a small handful of people and they all look like one of the characters from Family Guy. So not like me at all. Oh, to work with the planet’s most stunning women and dress them in little bits of lingerie for photoshoots in exotic locales. I can feel my hands virtually working in the bronzing tans right now. Not that Gracie Carvalho need any artificial color. Or anything else artificial.

This sultry Brazilian native could sell mice to an elephant. She’s so incredibly gorgeous and alluring I just doubled down my regular order with V.S. for the October additions to my shame closet. Damn, it’s almost torturous that such sextastic beauties exist and show off for the camera in nothing but a little pair of panties. And, by torturous, naturally I mean it’s the best thing ever. Gracie, you are indeed a heaven sent blessing. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Covered Topless and Come Hithering In Her Lingerie

Perhaps nobody does the come hither, I’m a dangerous brunette in my sultry panties and bras, or less, better than Adriana Lima. She could turn even the coldest heart into the warmest of lusters with a simple turn of her head, a knowing smile, and that body that is just out of this world.

In her latest catalog spread for Victoria’s Secret, Adriana shows why she’s still the top selling champ in the arsenal with her covered topless pimping of the lacy and silky things. Those sultry looks of hers could kill a man if she ever cranked it up to full power. I wouldn’t mind really going out like that. I’d have a great story to tell in heaven, or, you know, wherever it is I’m headed. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot For Victoria’s Secret

The redonkulously hot Candice Swanepoel brings her talents to the page in this photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. By talents I am referring to her magnificent funbags. They are seriously exemplary. All ta-tas should aspire to be more like Candice Swanepoel’s chichis. She wears a variety of different bikinis and swimsuits and she looks super sexy in all of them. Some people were born with the ability to really maximize a bikini’s hotness quotient and Candice is one of those people. A particular favorite is the leopard striped one that shows off a lot of skin. Leopard print is just plain sexy. Maybe it’s the jungle animal that lives somewhere deep inside us or maybe it’s that leopard print stuff tends to be lowcut. Either way, it’s a good thing.

I remember I used to sit in wait for the Victoria’s Secret catalog to come to our house back in high school. Then I would hide it from my mom. Today I can just look at the pics online and don’t have to hide them from anyone. We really are living in a magical time.

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don’t consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria’s Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.