Ladies and gentleman, I give you the spectacular Adriana Lima posing in a thong and panties during a shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Adriana is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic and it’s easy to see why. She’s just incredibly, undeniably hot. She’s sporting a thong with some big bows on them. It’s like she herself is a present on Christmas morning you just can’t wait to open. The thong shows off her perfect booty. Her posterior is a work of art. As far as the booty arts go, she’s a Michelangelo. But as if that wasn’t enough she’s also sporting a small lacey bra that shows off her amazing funbags. You’ve got to love Victoria’s Secret for providing us with material like this. Every time one of their catalogs arrive in the mail it’s like a present from the universe.
But seriously, Adriana is perfection. Not only is her body amazing but she’s got a gorgeous face. Her eyes are unbelievable. Check them out when you are done checking out her butt.
I do so love Camille Rowe. I want to nibble every inch of her fine French female form. And now that I’ve seen her showing off that ridiculously hot bare booty of hers in this Victoria’s Secret collection, I know exactly where my repast shall begin. She’s French, she’ll understand.
I was so excited when V.S. first announced Camille would be joining the stable d’ hotties built by a higher power to pimp bras and panties. But seeing Camille now in thongs and little silky tops, I realized I couldn’t even have imagined hot sweet it could be. I’m already on hold with my sales rep Patricia. I’m ordering well beyond my means. But the shame closet needs a whole new look dedicated to Camille Rowe. So damn hot. Enjoy.
See how I couched that. I really don’t like superlatives when it comes to personal taste. I happen to think Candice Swanepoel is one of the finest, hottest, best looking bikini models in the world. Maybe you think she’s not all that and you’d not give her the time of day if she begged you to while laying nekkid across your bed. That’s you. You’re nuts. I’m sane and ogling this South African hottie in this new and crazy sextastic bikini photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret.
Candice Swanepoel has been receiving lots of accolades from certain periodicals of late that I suppose just discovered her after several years now of being uber-sextastic for the signature lingerie manufacturer. This is why I like to show you the up and comers early, so you can be pretentious and cocky like me and tell all your friends, oh, yeah, I heard about her… four year ago! But that’s just me, a guy who thinks Candice is crazy hot. Enjoy.
Candice Swanepoel is back where she belongs. On the pages of Victoria’s Secret catalog looking impossibly hot in bikinis that can’t possibly look so perfect on the purchasers. Alas, if only we lived in wonderland. Nevertheless, Candice sells the two-piece dream like no other, being flown about the world to various beaches to don the sextastic swimwear and soak in the digital photography.
Candice is, was, always will be a natural when it comes to modeling the bikinis and the bras and panties. We were all born with certain talents, mine for instance is being able to stare without blinking at Candice in her tiny bikinis for up to seventeen minutes. I know, I am blessed. Though perhaps slightly less than Candice. Enjoy.
Hmm, Candice Swanepoel, where have you been hiding? Granted, it’s probably only been a month or so since we’ve seen Candice, but even two minutes without visual leering at this uber-sextastic South African lingerie model is two minutes far too long.
Not that I don’t have my leather bound book of Candice hotness to refer to during my wistful moments, but it’s not the same as the steady flow of new wonderments from Candice like this fresh set of bikini, bra, and panties pimping catalog pics for Victoria’s Secret. I’m not sure how women resist asking for ‘give it to me all’. I know I can’t resist saying the same to Pam, my V.S. telephone sales rep. Enjoy.
The day Victoria’s Secret brought Camille Rowe into their stable of world class lingerie modeling hotties was one of the happier days of my life. I can’t really compare it to the birth of a child or graduation from reform school, but let’s just say it’s between Camille’s signing on to V.S. and the day my local grocery store put Pacifico on permanent club sale that I will remember with the biggest smile in my golden years.
Featured in the latest and greatest from the lingerie make extraordinaire, Camille Rowe shows once again why a super sextastic hottie with no top on is the very best way to sell bras. It’s ironic, I know. But I’m on the phone right now with V.S. asking my sales representative Stephanee with two e’s if she can sell me the bra Camille was formerly wearing before she removed it for the shoot. No, no need to wash it, I’ll take it as-is, right off the shelf. Enjoy.
Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I’m going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I’m going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can’t abide that.
So, I’ll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria’s Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I’m in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.