Victoria's Secret Posts:

Could This Be Miranda Kerr’s Final Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot?

Let's hope not. While we'll happily leer at Miranda Kerr in whatever skimpy clothing line she models for next, there's something synonymous about Miranda and Victoria's Secret that has kind of a synergistic awesomeness to it. They've done so much beautiful work together. But could this Spring Summer catalog shoot be Miranda's last shoot as an Angel for Victoria's Secret?

Well, the folks at V.S. say Miranda will definitely be back on a freelance basis for big events. But that all remains to be seen. So, for now, let us relish in the latest, perhaps the last time, we will see the uber-sextastic Aussie in her little fun time V.S. play-wear. Enjoy

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Because Sextastic Summer Is Almost Here

I know it's still cold and snowing in certain parts of the Northern Hemisphere, but I mostly have to go on the weather I see around me as I tell the weather like my great-great-granddad did, by sticking my finger up in the air and looking at the sky and declaring something prophetic. And that method tells me summer is almost here. Which means, ladies, and certain crossdressing men, you're going to be needing a new bikini. Thankfully, Candice Swanepoel has a few simple suggestions.

Do be advised that you may not look precisely like the sextastic Candice Swanepoel merely by purchasing similar bikinis. But, it's a start. Enjoy.

Caroline Corinth Is Barely Legal and Barely Dressed for Victoria’s Secret

The genius that is Victoria's Secret keeps on keeping on as the lingerie brand supreme uncovers eighteen-year old Danish model Caroline Corinth for their latest catalog spread, and, well, just wow.

Caroline not only has a bright future ahead of her in the benevolent world of panties and bra modeling, she has a very bright present from what I'm leering. They don't just grow talent like this on trees. Well, maybe in Denmark, where I'd love to run an arboretum. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo New Victoria’s Secret Shoot Reveals High Levels of Hotness

I really do dig Behati Prinsloo. I like to think she digs me too. Though I doubt she's drooling while looking at pictures of me in little bits of silk and lace. Not that those don't exist somewhere in my shame closet. But, Behati, is just another amazing find by the good and money-earning folks at Victoria's Secret who continue to gobble up the world's hottest women for their modeling needs. Oh, how I'd like to gobble up the world's hottest women for my Adult Nursing Relationship needs. But I guess money plays some factor in getting to a 'yes'.

Oh, Behati, if you weren't so hot, we wouldn't lust so hard. But you are, and we do, and I thank you. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Strikes one Helluva Hot Workout Pose

We do so lust sweet fair-haired Hebrew School hottie Erin Heatherton and every single blessed freckle on her body. Her very sweaty body in these new promotional photos of Erin pimping out the workout line for Victoria's Secret.

I'm not really sure even if women buy workout gear from V.S.. When I'm in the stores, I really do keep my pervy lurking to the silk and lace sections of the store. If I'm going to be arrested, I want it to be for something traditional. Always harder to explain a Lycra addiction to the big boys in Cell Block D. But a panties fetish? Well, that gets you extra smokes I'm told. I hope they mean cigarettes. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Lingerie Pictures for the Portuguese Passion Inducement

The Portuguese people have many fine accomplishments to their name. Vasco de Gama figured out how to connect Europe to Asia by boat and brought the world closer together, spices and STDs alike. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the world's premiere soccer players, plus he's banged Irina Shayk for a couple years, which is pretty damn impressive. But I'm going with young model Sara Sampaio as the finest accomplishment of the Portuguese people to date. Just one super sultry fine and sextastic female of the species, flashing some of her wares in her current Victoria's Secret lingerie pictures.

Now, nations may claims various forms of dominance on various fields of endeavor, but we here at Egotastic! know full well that the measure of a country is the number of hot women it produces. Score one for Portugal. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Show Off the Product of Her Sextastic Work

As much as we'd all like to believe that MILFtastic skinny princess Alessandra Ambrosio simply likes to get into a tiny bikini and strut seductively about the beach ways of Southern California for goofs and giggles, it is her job. And when the work day is finished, and all the spray tan and oil and sandy pits are cleaned from her body by a man whose job I'd really really like to have, the team is left with some magnificent shots of Alessandra for the purposes of promoting bikini sales, and, damn, if they don't work just perfectly in that regard.

Check out the new set of Alessandra Ambrosio V.S. bikini catalog pics to see where all that hard preening and prancing effort has gone. Seems worthwhile to me. And to V.S., as I just dropped another $100 I don't have buying a quartet of new two-piece for my ever-filling closet of shame. Enjoy.

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