Victoria's Secret Posts:

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don't consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria's Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.

Martha Hunt Sexy In Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret

Professional hot person Martha Hunt is unbelievably sexy in these pics for Victoria's Secret. She models a series of provocative bits of underwear. My favorite is the pink nighty thing. It's so naughty, like a sorority girl in an 80's movie. Martha has some pretty spectacular ta-tas. They are the pinnacle of the boobtacular arts. So, she can fill out pretty much anything from a simple bra to a black lace teddy, (yes, please, and thank you). She's also covered topless in a couple of the pictures which makes me very happy in my swim suit era. Is there a happier trip to the mailbox than when the latest Victoria's Secret catalog arrives? Especially if it has talent in it like Martha.

They really do only use the sexiest girls. I remember when I was a lad they used the Naomi Campbells and Cindy Crawfords and Heidi Klums in its pages. Good times.

Adriana Lima In A Thong And Panties For Victoria’s Secret

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the spectacular Adriana Lima posing in a thong and panties during a shoot for Victoria's Secret. Adriana is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic and it's easy to see why. She's just incredibly, undeniably hot. She's sporting a thong with some big bows on them. It's like she herself is a present on Christmas morning you just can't wait to open. The thong shows off her perfect booty. Her posterior is a work of art. As far as the booty arts go, she's a Michelangelo. But as if that wasn't enough she's also sporting a small lacey bra that shows off her amazing funbags. You've got to love Victoria's Secret for providing us with material like this. Every time one of their catalogs arrive in the mail it's like a present from the universe.

But seriously, Adriana is perfection. Not only is her body amazing but she's got a gorgeous face. Her eyes are unbelievable. Check them out when you are done checking out her butt.

Camille Rowe Lingerie Sextastic Puts the Booty Perfect into The Sales Pitch

I do so love Camille Rowe. I want to nibble every inch of her fine French female form. And now that I've seen her showing off that ridiculously hot bare booty of hers in this Victoria's Secret collection, I know exactly where my repast shall begin. She's French, she'll understand.

I was so excited when V.S. first announced Camille would be joining the stable d' hotties built by a higher power to pimp bras and panties. But seeing Camille now in thongs and little silky tops, I realized I couldn't even have imagined hot sweet it could be. I'm already on hold with my sales rep Patricia. I'm ordering well beyond my means. But the shame closet needs a whole new look dedicated to Camille Rowe. So damn hot. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pimping With Full Force for Victoria’s Secret

Candice Swanepoel is back where she belongs. On the pages of Victoria's Secret catalog looking impossibly hot in bikinis that can't possibly look so perfect on the purchasers. Alas, if only we lived in wonderland. Nevertheless, Candice sells the two-piece dream like no other, being flown about the world to various beaches to don the sextastic swimwear and soak in the digital photography.

Candice is, was, always will be a natural when it comes to modeling the bikinis and the bras and panties. We were all born with certain talents, mine for instance is being able to stare without blinking at Candice in her tiny bikinis for up to seventeen minutes. I know, I am blessed. Though perhaps slightly less than Candice. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe and Her Lingerie Sort of Covered Uncovered Body Drives Me Absolutely Crazy

The day Victoria's Secret brought Camille Rowe into their stable of world class lingerie modeling hotties was one of the happier days of my life. I can't really compare it to the birth of a child or graduation from reform school, but let's just say it's between Camille's signing on to V.S. and the day my local grocery store put Pacifico on permanent club sale that I will remember with the biggest smile in my golden years.

Featured in the latest and greatest from the lingerie make extraordinaire, Camille Rowe shows once again why a super sextastic hottie with no top on is the very best way to sell bras. It's ironic, I know. But I'm on the phone right now with V.S. asking my sales representative Stephanee with two e's if she can sell me the bra Camille was formerly wearing before she removed it for the shoot. No, no need to wash it, I'll take it as-is, right off the shelf. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Remains Incredibly Alluring in Lingerie

Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I'm going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I'm going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can't abide that.

So, I'll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria's Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I'm in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.