Victoria's Secret Posts:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Present the Victoria’s Secret Angels $2 Million Fantasy Bras

Hottie duo Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were on hand to reveal this year's Victoria's Secret fantasy bras in Las Vegas. Adriana was looking sexy in a form fitting black dress that hugged the contours of that famous frame. But it was Alessandra's revealing red dress that really got people's attention. It had a plunging neckline that gave you a nice view of her mighty cleav. A slit on the skirt also allowed a nice look at those gorgeous legs of hers. Each one of the bras and matching panties is worth 2 million dollars. The two of them will sport these redonkulously expensive over the shoulder boulder holders for Victoria's Secret catalog and runway shows. I'm not exactly sure what the appeal of a 2 million dollar bra is to the average horndog who ogles the catalog is or for that matter a regular Victoria's Secret patron looking for a underwear.

I guess the point is to show off how much money the company can spend on diamond studded bras. I can't imagine that those things are comfortable or offer very good support. Sapphires are scratchy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sexy Beach Shoot for Victoria’s Secret

Professional hot person Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was looking particularly hot in a sensual night gown thing for Victoria's Secret. The bottom was a flowy skirt that showed off those amazing legs. They are long and lean and I wish they were wrapped around me right now. The skirt also had a slit that allowed you to see a bit of her panties and all the wonders that they hold. The top was flesh colored and it makes you think that there isn't anything there but there is. Still, her pretty perkies looked really sweet. Rosie is firm and fully packed with a face that can't be beat. She's currently in my top five hotties that I'm ogling. Plus I like her name. She sounds like the heroine of a romance novel. She can play the countess and I'll be the naughty stable boy.

These are the things I think about when I'm alone with my thoughts.

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Fitting, Yes, It’s Lingerie Fun Time

You can't just ramp up a major lingerie show without a little pre-production. In fact, the pre-production, the behind the scenes, and the after party really are the very best part of the entire annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I should know as those are the specific events to which Victoria's Secret turns down my invitation requests every year.

The assemblage of world class model hotties at the show is like no other event on the planet, save for maybe a Leonardo DiCaprio yacht party in Monte Carlo. Now, they do tend to way overdress these sextastic bodies because they want a large female audience to watch and also because CBS is still living in the 1950's. Nevertheless, you can't cover up the allure of the hot body of Alessandra Ambrosio, short of a burqa and massive tube socks. Her allure is like a supernova, which I think means hot and burning. You can probably skip the actual show, but stay tuned for tons of around the scenes visual delights. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Hot Lingerie Prepping for the Victoria’s Secret Show

Every year the good and decent silk and lace making folks at Victoria's Secret pimp their annual runway show for CBS just a little bit harder. More promos, more commercials, more hotness the likes of Doutzen Kroes showing off some of her fitting photos backstage prepping for the event in Harper's Bazaar magazine.

Now, I'd be lying if I said the annual fashion show itself isn't a bit PG-rated compared to even your typical catalog shoot. It is an all-audience type event, meaning, even less skin than normal. However, any time you get the world's hottest women by the gaggle full into one location to pimp panties and bras, well, there is likely to be some delicious treats in store. As in the case of Doutzen Kroes, one crazy underrated angel MILFtastic. How I'd like to be her official dresser slash undresser for this event. I would do one of those tasks slowly, one rather quick. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Brunette Brutally Hot Lingerie Catalog Pimping for V.S.

Lily Aldridge really does deserve far more praise as a world class hottie. I've loved her since before even reading stories about how she she-banged her new husband from Kings of Leon so frequently and severely, the band had to cancel a month worth of tour dates while he recovered from extreme groin chaffing. That is one helluva resume builder as far a wife and girlfriends go.

Featured in the current edition of the Victoria's Secret magazine, Lily shows why she's hardly a slouch when it comes to pimping the bras and panties and other frilly lacy things that you would want to rip off her with your bare teeth within two seconds of having the chance. I'm not sure you can return the merch with your bicuspid marks in them, but you probably won't care at that point. She's ever so incredibly sextastic. Well done, Lily. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Downright Sprung Upright for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It's hard not to leer at the beautiful Namibian female form of Behati Prinsloo without feeling a little of the jealousy thing to Adam Levine and his lucky lucky junk. Alas, Behati was taken off the market before I even had the chance to show up at her door with a box of CVS chocolates and a single plastic rose and tell her how nicely I'd treat her if only she agreed to move into my shack. Timing is everything in life. Having $20 million in the bank and being a celebrity music star doesn't hurt either I suppose.

Nevertheless, the universe is free to ogle the fineries of Ms. Prinsloo as in her latest round of lingerie visual wonderments for Victoria's Secret. Behati is a petite, au natural girl with heaven sent beauty and a lean body designed for precisely what she's doing. Like a Swiss clock. Who's Namibian, though equally as unaffordable perhaps. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Shoot for Victoria’s Secret October 2014

The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.

I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria's Secret catalog to arrive. I'm old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.