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Adriana Lima Simple Sextastic Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shoot

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 11:10 am

Adriana Lima Looks Super Hot in Victoria's Secret June 2013

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Adriana Lima just turned 32-years hot this week and she shows absolutely no signs of slowing down as one of the worldwide leaders in sextastic-in-skimpy things modeling.

Adriana Lima has been something of a constant top of the ranks model for the past decade now. I almost feel like maybe we take her immense hotness for granted. I'd hate to think we do, but we might. Each time she re-appears it's a reminder right to the jimmies of just how ridiculously good looking this woman is.

Appearing in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog, Adriana shows that she doesn't need to do much to give so much visual pleasure. Truly a stunner. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA KNOWS HOW TO SELL UNDERWEAR

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Xenia Deli Lingerie Pictures Stand-In for Miranda Kerr and Standalone with Sweet Peeks

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2013 @ 11:17 am

Xenia Deli Sexy in Victoria's Secret June 2013

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I'm not sure if Xenia Deli, the hottest girl ever to hail from Moldova, is intended to be the brunette replacement for Miranda Kerr in the Victoria's Secret stable. Of course, nobody could ever replace Miranda Kerr.

But, after Montana, there was Young. Rogers after Favre. And other instances of legendary MVPs being replaced by next-gen MVPs, though that is sports. Which is hardly as serious as lingerie modeling, at least in my hierarchy of Things I Require to Live. Don't get me wrong, football is super important. It still ranks above Family and just below Beer. But hot girls in lingerie still surpasses.

And whether it be Xenia Deli or another world class ridiculously hot girl, somebody needs to keep the balls moving down the field. Enjoy.

XENIA DELI KNOWS HOW TO TURN IT ON, YOU ON, THE WHOLE WORLD ON

Xenia Deli Smoking Hot Photoshoot in Max Magazine January 2013

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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie and Bikini Pictures Vault Her Back to the Top of the Sextastic Charts

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 9:28 am

Candice Swanepoel Shows Her Body in Victoria

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Not that Candice Swanepoel doesn't cut her own mark in the hotness world, but with Miranda Kerr now officially unofficially out of the Victoria's Secret stable, Candice certainly makes a stronger bid for the queen of the Angels title which I just made up completely ten seconds ago.

Candice's cream doth rise. As you might be able to relate to as you peer upon her heavenly form in bras and panties and bikinis in the new June Victoria's Secret catalog. She just defies all types of human scale when discussing allure and appeal. She was born to wear lingerie. We were born to imagine her without any. We all have our roles to play. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Her Body in Victoria's Secret June 2013

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Candice Swanepoel Hits the Beach in St. Barts for s Bikini Shoot

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Lily Aldridge Beach Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Covered Topless and Red Hot for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 8:25 am

Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013

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Lily Aldridge certainly deserves a little more attention. I mean, any girl who can sell clothes by not really wearing any deserve a special type of salute. And while it would not be polite for a man to give that salute in public, take a look at Lily covering herself up barely for Victoria's Secret and you'll see what I'm saying.

I'm not exactly sure how the whole twisted body covered topless pose came into being, though I know I do love it. It's not exactly as if women walk around with their bodies contorted and their forearms covering their chest puppies. Though what a fine world that would be. While not the inventor, Lily Aldridge is one of the perfecters, so, today, we salute her. Not together mind you, but, each of us, privately. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures Unleash the Booty Beast in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

Adriana Lima Bikini Body During a Victoria's Secret Shoot in St. Barts

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As I recall, St. Bart was the patron saint of all things celebrity sextastic and bikini asstastic, though I could have paid more attention in theology. His island certainly has became the haven for all things sweet and passion inducing when it comes to Victoria's Secret bikini modeling shoots. Adriana Lima is currently taking her turn primping and preening in a two piece down in St. Barts, and, damn, I think I'm about ready to ascend to the heavens myself.

There's so so much to lust about Adriana Lima, but if you're not appreciating her booty today, I feel like you're not seeing the forest through the trees. Something like that. Enjoy.

ADRIANA DOES MANY THINGS, BUT SHE NEVER DISAPPOINTS

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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Sextastic in Black

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 7:47 am

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

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During one of my many epic fails to get to second base in high school, I went out with a girl from the computer programming club who I was assured by an unreliable source was secretly naughty, especially so for a girl with a retainer so late into her teen years. We got to fooling around at a really crappy high school party and I got her her shirt up to reveal a black bra, which she informed me meant that she was feeling 'mysterious'. For the next fifteen minutes, I struggled to get that mysterious bra off of her body to no avail. She said she couldn't help me because that would be cheating. Damn you, computer programming club girls!

In her latest and greatest catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Candice Swanepoel goes all black, not for mysteriousness, but for exultation of her fine female form. It truly is a heavenly body, a rainbow of the sextastic even in black. I have a feeling Candice would help me unclasp in a moment of passion. She could probably do it with some hot snap of her fingers too.

I'm never going to learn how to unhook a bra, but I'm never going to stop trying to learn. Enjoy.