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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Candice Swanepoel Hits the Beach in St. Barts for s Bikini Shoot

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Lily Aldridge Beach Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Covered Topless and Red Hot for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 8:25 am

Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013

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Lily Aldridge certainly deserves a little more attention. I mean, any girl who can sell clothes by not really wearing any deserve a special type of salute. And while it would not be polite for a man to give that salute in public, take a look at Lily covering herself up barely for Victoria's Secret and you'll see what I'm saying.

I'm not exactly sure how the whole twisted body covered topless pose came into being, though I know I do love it. It's not exactly as if women walk around with their bodies contorted and their forearms covering their chest puppies. Though what a fine world that would be. While not the inventor, Lily Aldridge is one of the perfecters, so, today, we salute her. Not together mind you, but, each of us, privately. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures Unleash the Booty Beast in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

Adriana Lima Bikini Body During a Victoria's Secret Shoot in St. Barts

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As I recall, St. Bart was the patron saint of all things celebrity sextastic and bikini asstastic, though I could have paid more attention in theology. His island certainly has became the haven for all things sweet and passion inducing when it comes to Victoria's Secret bikini modeling shoots. Adriana Lima is currently taking her turn primping and preening in a two piece down in St. Barts, and, damn, I think I'm about ready to ascend to the heavens myself.

There's so so much to lust about Adriana Lima, but if you're not appreciating her booty today, I feel like you're not seeing the forest through the trees. Something like that. Enjoy.

ADRIANA DOES MANY THINGS, BUT SHE NEVER DISAPPOINTS

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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Sextastic in Black

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 7:47 am

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

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During one of my many epic fails to get to second base in high school, I went out with a girl from the computer programming club who I was assured by an unreliable source was secretly naughty, especially so for a girl with a retainer so late into her teen years. We got to fooling around at a really crappy high school party and I got her her shirt up to reveal a black bra, which she informed me meant that she was feeling 'mysterious'. For the next fifteen minutes, I struggled to get that mysterious bra off of her body to no avail. She said she couldn't help me because that would be cheating. Damn you, computer programming club girls!

In her latest and greatest catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Candice Swanepoel goes all black, not for mysteriousness, but for exultation of her fine female form. It truly is a heavenly body, a rainbow of the sextastic even in black. I have a feeling Candice would help me unclasp in a moment of passion. She could probably do it with some hot snap of her fingers too.

I'm never going to learn how to unhook a bra, but I'm never going to stop trying to learn. Enjoy.

Elyse Taylor Lingerie Pictures a Mighty Fine Introduction

By Bill Swift | April 25, 2013 @ 8:30 am

Elyse Taylor Lingerie Shoot for Victoria's Secret April 2013

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Well, hello there, Elyse Taylor. The Australian hottie model isn't exactly new to the world of modeling (although she didn't get into modeling until the elderly age of 18) but she's new to us, new to Victoria's Secret, and might I just say, a welcome addition.

Our praise of hot Aussie women is pretty much never-ending it seems, now included Elyse in this might fine Victoria's Secret spread for April. Could it be Elyse is being brought in to lessen the loss of fellow Aussie Miranda Kerr? Hmm, that I do not know. Nor would I make such a trade were ever I forced into such a Solomon like decision. But I will say that I won't throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Enjoy.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET BEHATI PRINSLOO IN HER DRAWERS

Behati Prinsloo December Victoria's Secret Photoshoot

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Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Hotness Perks Up Your Morning

By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 7:46 am

Doutzen Kroes Sexy in Victoria's Secret April 2013

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Doutzen Kroes truly is the most underrated of Angels, if it's possible to be an underrated Angel. This ridiculously hot mom is the stalwart of the sextastic. A breath of breathtaking lust inducement who delivers a homerun pretty much every time out, be it in bikinis or lingerie or hopefully less.

In her latest shoot for Victoria's Secret, Doutzen shows exactly how and why she earns her keep. Women want to be like her and men want to be trapped in a car crusher with her with the only means of escape being a spark produced by the friction between jostling body parts. Oh, to explode in that crusher with the MILFtastic Doutzen. Yeah, I know that doesn't make any sense. But it's Doutzen Kroes! So effin' hot. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Has Killer Eyes in Bras and Panties

By Bill Swift | April 19, 2013 @ 8:47 am

Adriana Lima Looks Hot in Victoria's Secret April 2013

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Yes, I'm looking at her eyes. I'm not sure in what dark magic shop Adriana Lima got those killer alluring eyes, but they're enough to drive a man mad. Or into her rocky shores to your peril, albeit, her rocky shores are a ridiculously hot body with perfect curves, so death by Lima would not be such a bad way to go.

Featured in the new Victoria's Secret Angels' collection, Adriana Lima shows that some basic underwear is all she needs to get you one-hundred percent focused on her promotional mission. If she took off those undies, she's probably have you at 110%. I'd like to stuff that idea into her suggestion box if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.