Victoria's Secret Posts:

Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret

French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month's Victoria's Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It's all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don't actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais' photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it's probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I've ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.

I'm going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria's Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.

Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima Cleavy and Leggy at Victoria’s Secret Conference in London

Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria's Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria's Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria's Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.

I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we're on it like fish on chips.

Camille Rowe Covered Topless for Victoria’s Secret

I really do have a thing for French hottie model Camille Rowe. The day Victoria's Secret added her to their stable of female lingerie modeling goodness, well, that was a happy day indeed.

Featured in the March catalog, Camille shows exactly by wearing no lingerie up top, she's the best selling bra-pimper this side of the Loire River Valley. Sometimes, you need no clothes to sell clothes. Camille gets that. I applaud her intuition and her sweet lower back and points connected therein. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Teasy Covered Topless Lingerie Spread Seals Her Seat at the Head of the V.S. Table

I would shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes in the broom closet with any one of the Victoria's Secret roster of lingerie hotties. But I'd probably take out my own mom if the prize were some alone time with Candice Swanepoel. I'm sorry, mom, but you didn't raise no fool.

My lust for all things Candice has been steady, continuous, and non-stop for several years now. I'm not sure anybody on this planet wears, or doesn't wear, a bra and panties quite as smoothly and effectively as Candice. Even the Russian judges are scoring her perfect 10's. How can you not? That's rhetorical. You can mock my sports teams and my questionable choice of Target wardrobe, but if you ever criticize Candice in front of me, you're going to have to watch me cry. You do not want that, my friend. Trust me. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Lingerie Pictures Take on Shapes Not Even Humanly Possible (But So Damn Hot)

I'm not quite sure how Camille Rowe was able to contort her supremely fine body in some of these photos, I'm just glad she did.

One of my favorite French girls ever, Camille's addition to the Victoria's Secret ever-growing stable of sextastic ladies has been wonderful visual news indeed. The way her body takes to bras and panties, or quite less with her very lucky mitts covering her sweet boobtastic. She's a natural at delivering the happy tingles. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Smoking Hot and Sultry for Victoria’s Secret

Long live the brunettes. Or, better put, may I live long enough to ever touch the fine female form that is Lily Aldridge, I mean, in a consensual manner, naturally.

Featured in the latest and greatest enticement from Victoria's Secret at or around their busiest time of the year, Lily Aldridge shows exactly why even though she's a very busy young mommy, the world needs her to make time for her occasional paid gigs. Just look at that wicked alluring body on Lily and you'll know why we may even need some kind of law to force her to work one day a month in the least. Kids don't need their mothers nearly as bad as gentleman oglers need their MILFs. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day Pimping

You've been forewarned, warned, and post-warned about getting into lingerie buying for the big holiday on February 14th. But it's ever so hard to resist when seeing the likes of Adriana Lima in her bright red little silky things pushing you toward a daring purchase. How can you say 'no' to Adriana Lima in her panties? It seems an impossibility.

I know I'll be on the phone later with my Victoria's Secret rep Kathy discussing various shopping options for my secret shame closet. But do you really want to wrap up a pair a tiny camisole for your sweetheart on Valentine's? I guess some people have to learn the hard way. As for me and Adriana, we're hitting the Skee Ball arcade next Friday and having a couple Fanta orange sodas. It's not classically romantic, but I need to work in my comfort zones. Enjoy.