I'm not exactly sure how Selena Gomez got to be six feet tall last night at the Vanity Fair Oscar After-Party, and I could care less. Even on the heels of disappointing news that Selena will not be topless in the upcoming Spring Breakers, the Latina diva still stole the show, along with cohort Vanessa Hudgens, both of whom could have only landed hours before this party on their return from a week long European promotion of their bikini flick. Throw in the likes of Rashida Jones, Oliva Munn, Kate Beckinsale, and Miranda Kerr, and you had once again the single best after-party of the year, certainly the finest looking one.
While reviews of last night's Academy Awards were mixed (I kind of liked some of part of the stuff I remained awake through), when the hotties came out to mix with the actual Oscar nominated talent, things started to get really interesting. Enjoy.
Heidi Klum Deep Deep Cleavage Steals the Show at Elton John’s Oscar After-Party
Second only to the Vanity Fair Oscar-Party each year, Elton John can draw some serious female tail to his swank post-Academy Awards, including convincing Heidi Klum to come party in a plunging neckline that had us plunging even deeper than that on sight of the German model's MILFtastic chest ensembles.
So powerful was Heidi's cleavage last night that she literally and figuratively towered over the other guests, some of whom, such as Miley Cyrus, Olivia Munn, Britney Spears, and Nicki Minaj, definitely deserve a nod from the oglers of their own, but none shined quite as bright as the golden clad Project Runway star. The Kardashian sisters looked like short fat trollops in comparison, or, not even by comparison.
Congratulations to Heidi Klum. We honor you with our bald upright statutes this morning. Enjoy.
CHECK OUT HEIDI AND OTHERS AT LAST YEAR'S ELTON JOHN POST-OSCAR PARTY