Vanity Fair Magazine Posts:

Jennifer Lawrence Strikes a Sextastic Pose in Vanity Fair, We Resolve To Have Tender But Passionate Sex With Jennifer in 2013

I know those of you who've been following us for a while know that I, along with approximately 464 million other men, have committed to making sweet saucy love to Jennifer Lawrence, who strikes an amazingly alluring set of poses in the upcoming Vanity Fair magazine, which, while not designed for the hardcore leering types, can not help but show off the sexy side of Jennifer Lawrence, as all her sides are so passion inducing.

In the article in the magazine, Jennifer continues to explain what a simple girl she is, a junk food junkie who prefers the quiet life, which is why we have now amended our personal JLaw fantasy to include popcorn fried chicken from KFC and some sound proofing panels duct taped to our boudoir. There will be screams of ecstasy, mostly from us, and, in fact, we've already started. Jennifer Lawrence, you are one hot  young woman. Enjoy.

A Second Look At Kate Moss Topless in Vanity Fair and a First Look at Kate Moss Toasted Cleavy After Her Book Launch

 

We couldn't resist the chance to offer up our ten-million man ogling army a clearer view on what we thought (despite tons of Kate-hate) was a pretty delightful Kate Moss topless pictorial in the current edition of Vanity Fair magazine.

And while we're at newly familiar sites of Kate Moss, the supermodel made a toasted with a cherry on top appearance in a cleavage-revealing gold dress at an after party for her book signing.

Now, we don't know what Kate's book is all about, but we're going to guess it's about Kate, modeling, and a few sins packed therein. Honestly, even if we could read, we probably wouldn't. And, yet, we're still Kate fans here at Egotastic!, and we do still stare. Enjoy.

Kate Moss Topless in Vanity Fair (22 Years After Her First Teary Topless Photoshoot)

 

In the December issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Kate Moss talks about how she cried and vomited the first time she posed topless at the age of 16 for The Face magazine (no, we can't show you those photos) and got even sicker straddling a topless Marky Mark for a Calvin Klein ad a couple years later. Hmm, I can see the latter causing some upchuckery.

Thankfully, Kate celebrates her entire young career rough times callback with a new set of topless photos of the now 38-year old supermodel, complete with her famous small nipples and her ability to play the role of characters in her shoots, in this case, the character of MILF we'd like to cover in honey and slowly lick clean.

Hey, we all got our skeletons in the closet to battle. Enjoy.

P.S. Be sure to read the entire Kate Moss recalls teen demons article at Vanity Fair.

Jessica Chastain Barely Covers Her Boobtastic for Vanity Fair

Jessica Chastain broke out in a big way in her movie career last year topped off with all those award noms for her role in The Help.

Now, she's breaking out even bigger with a barely covered topless and memorable photos for her cover story in the September issue of Vanity Fair and since we couldn't bring ourselves to see The Help, well, we're damn glad we've got the perfect chance to see the underrated hotness of Jessica Chastain in a more male-friendly manner, even if on the cover of a women's magazine.

Hand bras giveth and hand bras taketh away, but today, we're still quite pleased to see a nice hint of Jessica's glorious thespianic melons. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Sexy Black Sizzler in Vanity Fair Spain

As if we needed more ammunition on the fire of all-things-Colombia-female-are-super-hot, along comes Sofia Vergara in her photo pictorial in Vanity Fair Spain this month showing off why just a week shy of 40 years of age, the Modern Family TV star continues to be one of the single most scorching females on the face of this planet.

The powerful thing about Sofia Vergara is that women want to be her and men want to be with her, and also with the women that want to be her, kind of like a Sofia Vergara fan club orgy. Mostly now I'm speaking personally for this man. Enjoy.

Monica Bellucci Can’t Ever Not Look Hot, Including Vanity Fair Magazine

Sure, she's a bit too classy for us, a bit too hot, a bit too wise, and a bit too mature, but that's exactly the kind of never-gonna-get-her girl that we so desperately lust here on Egotastic! Not just the unobtainable, because that's too broad a category for us, but the sextastic celebrity who has been thrilling men and boys for decades without any end in sight.

Long time super hotties such as Italian wonder Monica Bellucci, who was hot twenty years ago, and remains a wicked eyeful to this day, including in the new edition of Vanity Fair Italy, where the ultimate brunette and late 40-something hottie shows you exactly why all the boys in town are offering to fix her broken toilets (okay, so that's my personal dream, but let's say, carry in her groceries). Just a truly classy hottie. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Gets All Swiss Miss Naughty in Vanity Fair

Oh, how we do lust blonde Swiss MILF Michelle Hunziker, beloved in Germany and the Boot, and be-lusted by ogling gentlemen everywhere. The lithesome sextastic TV hostess takes to the pages of Vanity Fair Italy this month to give you a little demonstration of what it might be like to have her living in your sweet-arse mansion, all decked out and ready to go.

Just a little sweet treat for feed the high-end living libido. Enjoy.

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