Upskirt Posts:

Carrie Ann Inaba Upskirt Makes Daytime Television Almost Watchable

Outside of the few day-afters hurling on the couch after late night at JonJon's House of Luke Warm Sushi, I can't say that I watch much daytime television. Just enough to know how to take care of my monthly bloating, and, no more. But I can tell you that I've never quite figured out how the morning talk shows put these lady hosts in super short dresses and plant them on raised chairs or stools, and expect them to keep their legs crossed through entire five to seven minute segments. That shit has to hurt.

Well, the pros like Kelly Ripa, they could keep those upskirt flashes at bay for hours if need be, their legs are somehow divinely forged in some manner that allows them to prevent panties peeks on the air, no matter the cost to their circulatory system. But for newcomer and guest host hottie Carrie Ann Inaba of Dancing With the Stars judging fame, yeah, not quite that perfect. Those legs start to pain and swell and you think you can get away with one quick leg alternation on live camera and... gotcha! Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Ronnie Z.' for this find early this morning.)

Una Healy Flashes Her Panties in Snookered Departure Following Hen Party

Well, a hen party is the Britty term for bachelorette party which is the female term for bachelor party, which is the term for a party where a bunch of people get wasted drunk and glad-handle nekkid strangers because they're so excited to be committing to a life of ever-inspiring monogamy. But I may be adding a slight dash of personal opinion into that mix.

Nevertheless, Saturdays pop sensation Una Healy is preparing to take the plunge but not before she got hella drunk over the weekend partying in a London club into the wee hours of the night, only leaving upon the club kicking her hen party to the curb, or more aptly, Una to the cab where she could flash her panties to the world.

Whoever the man claiming Una Healy's hand in marriage, well, he is a lucky bloke. But we might be even luckier, for we get to ogle her primal regions without evening having to sign up for the 'Til death do us part". Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt Pictures Requires a Little CSI: Cannes

 

I'm not even sure about this one. Admittedly, I've been up drinking beer pretty steadily now for about eleven-teen hours in a row, and my eye sight is a bit blurry, but I'm not exactly sure what's going on down there up and under the ridiculously short sundress of Swedish former Playboy PMOY turned hot kept jet and yacht-setting woman, Victoria Silvstedt. Would she dare to go bare under such a crazy short dress when bouncing around on boarding docks in Cannes? Well, the daring part, if you've been following Victoria through the year, you know that's not even a question.

I dunno. You tell me. I'm All-Starring this baby until I get the lab reports back.

And, while you're at it, check out these still-all-there Victoria Silvstedt bikini pictures snapped at the same Eden Roc hotel over the weekend, as Victoria moved from blue to pink bikinis to showcase her mammarial skills. You don't get rich boyfriends footing your bill worldwide without a bikini body of some notoriety. Enjoy.

Arta Dobroshi Cheeky Butt Flash Finally Offers Some Skin at Cannes

The pride of Albanian thespianics everywhere, Arta Dobroshi, added a little butt-spice to the fairly dry Cannes Film Festival proceedings with a twirl in short skirt that was one g-string away from being publicly illegal even in the sexually liberated nation of France.

I have to admit to not being very familiar with the film work of Arta Dobroshi, though I'm told she's quite the indie film thang and is the hot invite for the big film festivals, but I can now say I am quite familiar with her perky derriere, in fact,  I think I'd like to invite that rump to a festival of my own I'm planning at my apartment this weekend. Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman Doubles Down on Her Cannes Attention With An Early Evening Upskirt

By day, it's sexy photoshoots with some nice badonkadonk protruding poses, by evening it's dolled up in hot orange and glamorous, and flashing her panties getting out of her limousin. I'd call that a full day for the Aussie veteran hottie, Nicole Kidman.

And a full day for us peepers spying on the various bodily and pantily parts of this statuesque thespianic, not known for her strictly sexual posing, a serious type, but we have often gotten serious about our feelings for her good looks regardless. Ever since she got out of the dry hump of a marriage with Tom and started getting shtupped by the country music dude, she has really perked up in the perkiness department. And, now, the flashing arena too. Thank for you a lovely day, Nicole. Enjoy. 

Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness Lead List of Ogle Worthy Moments Over Weekend in Cannes

Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I'm only really interested in one of those anyhow.

And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she's kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio's new beard, well she's recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.

In summary, unless you've got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.

Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive honorariums, but now it's started accepting big bribes from the studios to open films like Madagascar 3 and there's nothing worse than an art-snob Frenchy thing that you come to learn is just a sell-out all along. Then again, there are the hotties...

Frieda Pinto is our latest and greatest Cannes sextastic award winner, thanks to the Indian actress, well, looking all kinds of hot, but that is her norm, but also flashing a panties peek up her skirt and she motored between fancy parties in the Southern France resort town. Frieda Pinto sexy upskirts? Yeah, they make listening to speeches about the 'importance of the craft' from Sean Penn almost bearable. Enjoy.

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