Upskirt Posts:

Lea Michele Long Legs, Short Skirt, Upskirt, But, Still Not Worth Watching Glee

The girls of Glee have worked really hard on their bodies to try and lure straight men into their fold, and, at times, I admit in my weaker moments I have so considered such a joining of the coven. But in those darkest of hours, I've reminded myself that peeping through the blinds truly is the only acceptable means of indulging in Glee hotness, including leggy brunette Lea Michele, filming her silly singing show in New York City.

I'm still looking for upskirts from the fairly professionally pressed legs Lea, but also reveling in the sight of her dancer toned legs. It's all so delicious, but still not worth watching Glee. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Candidly Upskirt Behind the Scenes of Her Latest Photoshoot

This was out of the blue and quite extraordinarily heaven sent for us to see today. A sneak peek, and I mean, sneaky peek, behind the scenes of a brand new Jessica Alba photoshoot just underway.

Okay, so the upskirt doesn't show the entire Alba view we'd so desperately kill to see, but the overall package, still, to die for, and just seeing Jessica candidly working her model magic on the photo shoot set, it kindles so many naughty photographer fantasies I've had since before I could spell either of those words. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Flashes Sunshine Yellow Panties As She Arrives on Film Set

It seems like it took forever for Dakota Fanning to turn 18. I know for some of you, you've been waiting years.

Finally, we can bring you some peep-worthy photos of the ghostly-pale young thespianic that we know many of you have an inexplicable passion for, flashing her yellow lace panties as she arrived on ser of her current film. Now, we can argue all day over Dakota Fanning, hot or not, but if we didn't all love the ogling-Tom upskirt shots of celebrities, we wouldn't be here in the first place. So, leer away, my friends. Enjoy.

Karolina Kurkova Flashes Her Panties for Photoshoot Glory

Kind of like a Marilyn moment if Marilyn had worn skimpy little thong panties.

Czech supermodel and former Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova got her dress caught up in the wind effects during a photoshoot in St. Tropez, and her truly flowing gown led to some very nice glimpses of her mighty fine legs, not to mention a full view up to her thong panties, which we can presume was not an intended part of the fashion shoot. Of course, an Egotastic! man doesn't care much for women's fashion beyond a tiny pair of panties, so it works out well for us. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Upskirt Pictures Flash the Thong and Bare Arse in ‘T in the Park’ Concert in Scotland

Rita Ora really is fast becoming an Egotastic! hero. We love a young woman who is not frightened to combine her obvious sextastic with her music and not be afraid that people won't take her seriously or that a young female audience will be frightened off by her full womanhood (hi, Katy Cocktease, we are talking to you).

Rita took to the stage in the Northern Lands of the British Isles this weekend at the 'T in the Park' concert and hit the stage in a super tight, super short, zipped up the back black leather dress that not only flashed her shapely shape, but every time Rita hit the floor with musical passion, her dress rode up high enough to flash her cheeks and thong covered lady nest. Talk about stage craft! Enjoy.

See Rita in Concer at T in the Park »

Paris Hilton Beats Up a Paparazzi, Falls Down, Flashes Her Panties — So, Normal Evening

The thing about being Billionaire Barbie, is that in addition to your special powers of being able to hide large quantities of illicit substances in your bodily cavities, the imbibing of large quantities of booze gives you superhuman strength enough to assault a paparazzi following you out of the club late at night (read as, in the morning). Quite some powers.

Now, we have zero sympathy in general for the loser dudes who file lawsuits against celebrities who take weak swings at them because they want cameras out of their faces, especially when those celebs are girls, like Justin Bieber, or, in this case, Billionaire Barbie. She probably clocks in at 130 lbs and hasn't likely eaten in three weeks. She simply can't have much power behind her right cross. Not to mention, her right cross was mostly planted on the ground trying to keep her butt off the floor after stumbling to the ground and flashing her entire under-carriage and some shockingly boring panties.

All in the day (or night) of the life of Billionaire Barbie. Though you'll never see this particular playset on the shelf at Toys 'R Us. Enjoy.

Carrie Ann Inaba Upskirt Makes Daytime Television Almost Watchable

Outside of the few day-afters hurling on the couch after late night at JonJon's House of Luke Warm Sushi, I can't say that I watch much daytime television. Just enough to know how to take care of my monthly bloating, and, no more. But I can tell you that I've never quite figured out how the morning talk shows put these lady hosts in super short dresses and plant them on raised chairs or stools, and expect them to keep their legs crossed through entire five to seven minute segments. That shit has to hurt.

Well, the pros like Kelly Ripa, they could keep those upskirt flashes at bay for hours if need be, their legs are somehow divinely forged in some manner that allows them to prevent panties peeks on the air, no matter the cost to their circulatory system. But for newcomer and guest host hottie Carrie Ann Inaba of Dancing With the Stars judging fame, yeah, not quite that perfect. Those legs start to pain and swell and you think you can get away with one quick leg alternation on live camera and... gotcha! Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Ronnie Z.' for this find early this morning.)

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