Upskirt

Panties Peeks, Leather Bra Cups, and Blonde Locks, It’s Paris Hilton Music Video Time!

As always, I must applaud Billionaire Barbie for having fun in all her various incarnations and play sets. In this case, pretending to be a musical artist, filming her new music video in the streets of Los Angeles, and, well, looking mighty fine. She really always does. For all the jokes, mostly deserved, Paris still manages the alluring look that earns her the big bucks overseas most especially. They don’t pay you six figures to open a nightclub unless the guys in the club want to get with you. That’s about as much business as I know.

Paris threw in some panties peeks and some pleather dominatrix wear just to up the ante. As for the music, well, listen at your own risk. As for Billionaire Barbie, she always carries on. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt Panties Peek in Saint Tropez

I can’t help but feel like we’ve seen former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt flashing her panties in and around the Riviera before. She sure does like to wear short skirts in windy areas where she climbs in and out of boats. Not that I’m going to suggest a wardrobe change. Just wearing panties might be a big step for her in terms of new experiences.

Word is that Victoria is single once more and hitting the singles scene. This likely means more T, definitely more A, and probably a whole lot more panties shots. I think I’m ready. The girl has still got something something most definitely going on. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Sweet Upskirt In Beverly Hills

The lovely Katy Perry showed off her undercarriage while house shopping in Beverly Hills. Katy was wearing what can only be described as a naughty schoolgirl outfit. I’m not sure that dressing like a high school tease is the best ensemble to look at real estate but then again I’ve never been a homeowner. The skirt was quite short. You could pretty much see everything but her hoo-haa…that is until she bent over. She didn’t even have to bend far, that’s how short this skirt is. You get a peek at her underwear and the bottom of her booty. It’s a wardrobe malfunction that I think was meant to “malfunction”. After all, it’s not a surprise that the photogs got an upskirt of her with an outfit that short. She’s a shrewd player in this business we call show and she knows that she has to give a little bit back.

This is a joyous day indeed, my friends. We wait patiently for moments like this. It’s things like “Katy Perry Upskirts” that make this job so satisfying.

Charli XCX Flashes Her Thong Upskirt For the Vegas Pool Crowd

Vegas loves to pimp their pools in the summer. And they will reach out across the world to yank in talent the kids love to fill their cement party decks by day, so that somebody can lose their life savings by night. I’m kidding, Vegas, you’d never do something like that.

The Palms brought in British in your face female singer Charli XCX (not her given birth name) to dance and sing up a storm at their outdoor party over the weekend. Like many performers, Charli might know how to bust out a soul searching pop music tune, but she knows little about geometry and angles and wearing short skirts on a raised stage. Or maybe she does know. She did wear a colorful thong after all. Charli XCX is currently getting play for her song in the Fault in Our Stars blockbuster movie soundtrack. Now, you can know her for a reason of your own. Panties. Enjoy.

Kate Middleton vs. Letizia Ortiz, Battle Future Queen Upskirts

Now I’m sure at some point during the long nap I liked to call high school, I learned about some crazy Euro-battle between England and Spain for trade routes or spices or just who had the hotter brunettes. But that’s nothing compared to the new battle brewing between the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, and the Princess of Asturias, about to be Queen of Spain, Letizia Ortiz.

Frontside, backside, these ladies are a new generation of upskirting royals and, in the end, there can be only one. I don’t know, maybe there can be two. I’d like to think the world is big enough to handle two young new queens who likes to wear high hemlines in the blustery winds of their domains. Maybe this is not a Vs. so much as a future sneaky-queen girls happy fun time pillow fight in panties kind of BFF deal. Man, I can’t stop thinking about that now.

Welcome to the new week on Egotastic!. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Gets Raunchy For Her New Music Video

The lovely Nicole Scherzinger was having a wet and wild time shooting her new music video in Malibu. She wore a couple of different outfits, each more revealing than the last one. One of them was basically just a lacy bustier set, you know, the kind your girlfriend only wears on your birthday. She covered this with a see through nighty that will give me some sweet dreams tonight. The second outfit is so short that you can see her panties. Because she is rolling around in the surf, the panties are wet and you can almost see through them to her lady bits. The rest of the time she’s just hanging out in a towel, presumably because she’s naked in some shots. I don’t know what song this video is for nor do I really care, it’s my new favorite video. I’ve had a major love for Nicole in my bathing suit area since she was with the Pussycat Dolls. Who can forget their choreographed burlesque dances in their underwear? I can’t.

I’ve always wanted to direct music videos myself but the only offers I ever get are for goofy looking rappers and hipster bands. How do I get the hot girl sex video directing gigs?

Kylie Minogue Upskirt Reveals Some Happy Red Panties in the South of France

I’ve lusted for Kylie Minogue since as long as I can remember. She’s been wicked hot and Australian going on several decades now. From her early pop star days to her now veteran hottie winning lots of awards and running humanitarian campaign days. There have always been rumors of Kylie preferring the ladies, which works for me, because I also prefer the ladies. There’s plenty enough for Kylie and I to share. Oh, wouldn’t that be a dream?

Kylie was performing at some fancy pants event in Cannes when a gust of Egotastic! wind lifted her sheer dress bottom revealing some pleasantly red pair of fiery panties beneath. No, I can’t actually control the wind, I can only speak to it and ask it kindly to do my bidding. Luckily, the prevailing winds along the Rivieria are as naughty as we all are and was happy to oblige. Now, there’s even more of Kylie to lust. Enjoy.