Upskirt Posts:

Charli XCX Flashes Her Thong Upskirt For the Vegas Pool Crowd

Vegas loves to pimp their pools in the summer. And they will reach out across the world to yank in talent the kids love to fill their cement party decks by day, so that somebody can lose their life savings by night. I'm kidding, Vegas, you'd never do something like that.

The Palms brought in British in your face female singer Charli XCX (not her given birth name) to dance and sing up a storm at their outdoor party over the weekend. Like many performers, Charli might know how to bust out a soul searching pop music tune, but she knows little about geometry and angles and wearing short skirts on a raised stage. Or maybe she does know. She did wear a colorful thong after all. Charli XCX is currently getting play for her song in the Fault in Our Stars blockbuster movie soundtrack. Now, you can know her for a reason of your own. Panties. Enjoy.

Kate Middleton vs. Letizia Ortiz, Battle Future Queen Upskirts

Now I'm sure at some point during the long nap I liked to call high school, I learned about some crazy Euro-battle between England and Spain for trade routes or spices or just who had the hotter brunettes. But that's nothing compared to the new battle brewing between the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, and the Princess of Asturias, about to be Queen of Spain, Letizia Ortiz.

Frontside, backside, these ladies are a new generation of upskirting royals and, in the end, there can be only one. I don't know, maybe there can be two. I'd like to think the world is big enough to handle two young new queens who likes to wear high hemlines in the blustery winds of their domains. Maybe this is not a Vs. so much as a future sneaky-queen girls happy fun time pillow fight in panties kind of BFF deal. Man, I can't stop thinking about that now.

Welcome to the new week on Egotastic!. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Upskirt Reveals Some Happy Red Panties in the South of France

I've lusted for Kylie Minogue since as long as I can remember. She's been wicked hot and Australian going on several decades now. From her early pop star days to her now veteran hottie winning lots of awards and running humanitarian campaign days. There have always been rumors of Kylie preferring the ladies, which works for me, because I also prefer the ladies. There's plenty enough for Kylie and I to share. Oh, wouldn't that be a dream?

Kylie was performing at some fancy pants event in Cannes when a gust of Egotastic! wind lifted her sheer dress bottom revealing some pleasantly red pair of fiery panties beneath. No, I can't actually control the wind, I can only speak to it and ask it kindly to do my bidding. Luckily, the prevailing winds along the Rivieria are as naughty as we all are and was happy to oblige. Now, there's even more of Kylie to lust. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Upskirt, Olivia Munn Cleavage, and Rihanna Deep Booty Crack Highlight the Met Gala After-Party Hotness

Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I'm told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn't even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I'm completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.

Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I'll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.

Rumer Willis Pink Panties Flashing at Elle Music Event

These cut-out dresses so popular today sure do seem like trouble for the ladies wearing them. And, conversely, quite the convenient fashion trend for us gentleman oglers. Anyone who wears a pair of jeans until they're ripped to shreds knows even your favorite pair of denim get to the point when you might just get yourself arrested for being too close to a schoolyard and time to get some new Levi's.

But the ladies love to be on the cutting edge, as did Rumer Willis last night at an Elle music event where her pink panties were on display inside the large holes of her I'm sure expensive dress. I'm not sure if I'm more surprised that Rumer was wearing any panties given the trend in Hollywood these days, or that she chose bright pink in such a daring baring hole filled gown. Either way, it was a pleasantly bright pick me up this morning. Let's say it together now, class. Thank you, Rumer Willis. Enjoy.

Kate Middleton Almost Upskirts Coming Off the Plane With Her Long Legs in New Zealand

Oh, here I done signed a pledge just last week to show no celebrity kids, not even the future king of England kid, and the delightfully regal hottie Kate Middleton gets her skirt blow up by the breeze whilst holding said child. Hence, pixillation on the blown up images. My word is my bond and all that. As is Kate Middleton's unspoken promise to be the hottest royal in the past 400 years or so of British rule.

This isn't the first time Kate's let her skirts fly up on the tarmac when visiting foreign lands as one of the most desirable diplomats to have land on your shore. She certainly is looking more than splendidly leggy and hot since entering the MILF category. I'd certainly let her be my princess in our roleplaying games we could revel in while her husband is off on his mysterious polo playing overnighters. But, for now, I'd just like to thank the wind which has given us its blessing on numerous occasions this day. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Flashes Panties Upskirt for AYSO Glory

You really can't take Britney Spears anywhere, or, you can take her everywhere, depending on how much you dig mom flashing her panties to the kids on your soccer team. She's not my mom, so instead of crying and seeing a shrink about it, I'm just going to say she's the best mom ever for teaching young men that even super famous and wealthy celebrities will flash you sweet peeks if only you learn how to pay attention and smile.

It's been a while since we peeped up Britney's skirts and her panties, actually she rarely used to wear panties, so this is like a nice throwback to better times. Well, maybe not better for Britney, but they were surely better for us. Plus, this whole naughty mom thing is quite the nice meme. I'm not sure who brought the orange slices to AYSO for half time, but I know who brought the pie. Get is, because... oh, never mind. Enjoy.