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Lily Allen Nip Slip, Pixie Lott Upskirt and Rita Ora Cleavage Highlight the V Festival in England

 

The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.

Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event... yeah, that's right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That's worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Upskirt and Manhattan Lacy Panties Flash Is Marilyn But Better!

Sure, nobody may ever match Marilyn Monroe and her iconographic power to allure and give smiles to men. But her subway grate flowing skirt didn't show nearly as much as the blessedly impromptu gust of subterranean vortex that blasted Jessica Alba in her billowing skirt right into one epic panties flash to the general public. I mean, wow, damn, hot damn, and sweet potatoes. Just like that perhaps our clearest view ever of Jessica and her uber-sextastic in lacy panties.

If you were in lust with Jessica Alba before, now consider it super lust. If it already was super lust, just call it the perfect storm of passion. And you were already at perfect storm of passion, well, just lay down the plastic sheeting before viewing these pictures. Especially if you have carpet. So hot! Enjoy.

Irina Shayk White Panties Peek on the Set of Extra

You don't get much more upskirt than Irina Shayk and her floating wind-assisted skirt on the set of Extra. The ridiculously hot Russian was at Universal Studios promoting the upcoming Hercules movie when Mother Nature gave us a benevolent blast and titled Irina's flimsy summer skirt up to the heavens, revealing her own slice of eternal sunshine in the form of white panties over her precious tender loving area.

Irina Shayk deserves all the notoriety she's receiving. For the past few years, she's brought us so much joy with her sultry hot looks and crazy steamy body parts. I can only wish her the best as she ventures into film, and hopefully many more wardrobe malfunctions to come. So damn hot! Enjoy.

Charli XCX Flashes Pink Panties for Memorable Concert Performance

I'm still not down with this whole naming convention for the pop kids these days, but who am I to argue over British singer Charli XCX so long as she's wearing high hemlines on raised stages in concert and flashing her panties beneath. I'm quite certain she's not a particular shy girl, so I doubt she's blushing at the exhibition of her knickers. Still, it's a nice visual addition for those of us who may not be super into the Charli XCX sound.

I'd hope in this post-Miley era all pop divas understand that screaming into the auto-tune isn't going to get you onto the charts. You need a solid bit of show. So girls want to be you and guys want to be with you. And so gentleman oglers don't have to get out of their beach chairs. That is always a pain. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Upskirt Knickers Flashing on Venice Beach Bike Ride

I'm fairly certain if you wear a short summer dress on a beach front bike ride, you know your panties are going to be spotted by gentleman oglers such as myself. Kelly Brook has been a big part of promoting bike riding in London summers, so I know she's an experienced urban biker. This flirty dress panties peek is obviously staged so she can tantalize me with the view of her colorful pretty panties beneath. Okay, it's for me, but you can look too.

The British brunette bombshell has been in Los Angeles for some time now and showing off her front side and bottom side goodness on various trips to the gym with her stupid muscle head boyfriend. Now, we finally get a sweet peek at her panties as the curvaceous wonder rode her bike in a short dress along the boardwalk in Venice Beach. Quite a nice addition to our already fairly stocked beach landscape here in Los Angeles. Kelly, I know what you're doing and I want you to know it's working. Yes, I will be your date to the end of summer soiree. Nobody puts baby in the corner, not when I'm around. Enjoy.

Liv Tyler Upskirt Black Panties Peek in Manhattan (Bless You, Summer Winds)

The summer wind, came blowin' in from across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me
All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind

I can hear Sinatra in my head even as I ogle the fine legs leading up to a pretty black lacy panties peek at Liv Tyler whose dress didn't seem quite up for the challenge of a brisk New York City gust of wind whilst strolling the avenues. We don't see much of Liv Tyler these days, though she is on that new The Leftovers show on HBO. But it's been a while. Certainly since we had such a fun sneaky peek at the hot celebrity model thespianic daughter.

Every now and then we rely on Mother Nature to give us the sweet leering views we so desperately desire. Thanks to the westerly wind and Liv's choice or black panties, we have a sweet one today. Enjoy.

Maria Sharapova Upskirts and Hot Legs for Wimbledon Lady Domination

It's that time again. Time to get interested in tennis. No, not those silly men, but rather, the lovely strong and sweaty grunting gals of the grass court who provide so many opportune ogling angles in the course of their competition. Why not start off with Maria Sharapova, one fine specimen of athletic woman hood who moistens and flashes panties at the apex of her powerful gams with the best of them.

Oh, yeah, it's Wimbledon time. The sport of kings. Or is that golf, I can never remember. Just the thought of Kate Middleton watching Maria Sharapova with sweaty undercrackers makes me kind of hot. I don't suppose I'd be allowed to announce that publicly in England without arrest and beheading in the Tower. But I can say it here, where we're all safe. Semi-safe, sorry NSA. Enjoy.