Upskirt Posts:

Rumer Willis Pink Panties Flashing at Elle Music Event

These cut-out dresses so popular today sure do seem like trouble for the ladies wearing them. And, conversely, quite the convenient fashion trend for us gentleman oglers. Anyone who wears a pair of jeans until they're ripped to shreds knows even your favorite pair of denim get to the point when you might just get yourself arrested for being too close to a schoolyard and time to get some new Levi's.

But the ladies love to be on the cutting edge, as did Rumer Willis last night at an Elle music event where her pink panties were on display inside the large holes of her I'm sure expensive dress. I'm not sure if I'm more surprised that Rumer was wearing any panties given the trend in Hollywood these days, or that she chose bright pink in such a daring baring hole filled gown. Either way, it was a pleasantly bright pick me up this morning. Let's say it together now, class. Thank you, Rumer Willis. Enjoy.

Kate Middleton Almost Upskirts Coming Off the Plane With Her Long Legs in New Zealand

Oh, here I done signed a pledge just last week to show no celebrity kids, not even the future king of England kid, and the delightfully regal hottie Kate Middleton gets her skirt blow up by the breeze whilst holding said child. Hence, pixillation on the blown up images. My word is my bond and all that. As is Kate Middleton's unspoken promise to be the hottest royal in the past 400 years or so of British rule.

This isn't the first time Kate's let her skirts fly up on the tarmac when visiting foreign lands as one of the most desirable diplomats to have land on your shore. She certainly is looking more than splendidly leggy and hot since entering the MILF category. I'd certainly let her be my princess in our roleplaying games we could revel in while her husband is off on his mysterious polo playing overnighters. But, for now, I'd just like to thank the wind which has given us its blessing on numerous occasions this day. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Flashes Panties Upskirt for AYSO Glory

You really can't take Britney Spears anywhere, or, you can take her everywhere, depending on how much you dig mom flashing her panties to the kids on your soccer team. She's not my mom, so instead of crying and seeing a shrink about it, I'm just going to say she's the best mom ever for teaching young men that even super famous and wealthy celebrities will flash you sweet peeks if only you learn how to pay attention and smile.

It's been a while since we peeped up Britney's skirts and her panties, actually she rarely used to wear panties, so this is like a nice throwback to better times. Well, maybe not better for Britney, but they were surely better for us. Plus, this whole naughty mom thing is quite the nice meme. I'm not sure who brought the orange slices to AYSO for half time, but I know who brought the pie. Get is, because... oh, never mind. Enjoy.

Kristen Bell Flashes Her Pretty Panties for a Veronica Mars Upskirt Premiere Pose for the Ages

If you're wondering how to promote your TV show turned into a movie, you could do worse than getting the delicious little blonde Kristen Bell to flash her panties on the red carpet of the premiere party. It's certain to get people saying, hey, that looks like a great adapted movie there under Kristen Bell's dress.

The minxy vegan looked rather stellar at the Academy Awards, and looked even better on the red carpet of the Veronica Mars event, including that slit dress that revealed Kristen likes to wear a color coordinated ensemble over and under. I respect color coordination like you would not believe, especially when it's little bits of fabric blessed enough to be hugging Kristen's lady nest. Jealous I am, peeking I am. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee, a Little Shopping, a Little Upskirt Panties Flashing

I suppose the most surprising aspect of these gotcha upskirts from BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is the presence of panties. Not that I don't love those little cotton and silken thongs of joy, but this naughty mom seems like she might go to the mall in a short dress commando style every now and then as well. It's a great way for the kids to learn where babies come from, in the least.

As much as I do loathe the entire process of shopping for anything that isn't sold at Home Depot, I must admit, seeing hot moms walking about in short dresses, toned sweet ass cheeks, and pretty white panties would make the process ever so much more sufferable, if not sextastic. Hot moms, please pay attention to how JNL does it, then follow suit. Literally. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Upskirt Seems to Indicate Ms. Ora Does Not Like Panties So Much

 

If you're going to ride on somebody's shoulders through a line of press photographers, you might consider if you're wearing a dress and no panties. I can't say for certain, but it sure looks like daring pop diva Rita Ora did just that at a party at Milan fashion week last night, with her dress riding up and an upskirt view of her lady nest. The photos got blown out a bit being up so close, but I can't help but feeling we're seeing Ora patch. I'm starring it just in case, for the sake of the children, naturally.

Rita has a history of showing off up her hem line, so this is not a total surprise. But let's just still call it a wonderful gift to oglers. I've happened to have seen Rita in person before. She's a real eye-grabber. And that was even when she wasn't showing off her lady nest. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Shaved Commando Regions For Her Birthday

Hey, it's your party and you can cry if you want to. Or, you know, skip your underpants. As Billionaire Barbie chose to do at the Greystone Manor in West Hollywood over the weekend where she headlined her own 33rd birthday party, DJing, partying, and winning the red carpet by wearing a high slit dress without the appearance of any panties. Tan lines and a little bumps from close-in shaving, but no panties. Oh, Paris, you are a naughty one.

I guess it's good to know that age isn't changing Paris. She seems to be forever 21, so to speak. I suppose there will come a day when her running around getting wasted and flashing her body parts will get past the point that we want to ogle, but that day is definitely not today. I'm still trying to figure out we can't precisely see her lady nest. I am a man of science. Enjoy.