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Kate Hudson Booty Cheek Show While Heading To An Easter Party In Malibu

The lovely Kate Hudson flashed a little bit of her supple booty cheeks while on her way to an Easter party in Malibu. It seems that Kate likes to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by wearing a sexy sundress with a really short skirt. I think it’s only right. Kate has a slamming body, as a 90′s rapper might have said. She’s in crazy good shape and her firm, perky booty is just one prime example. The dress was also low cut so it gave us a peek, and just a peek, at her famous ta-tas. I love my some Kate Hudson’s boobage. Every time I saw them in a slinky dress or bikini top in one of her rom-coms it made me very happy in my swimsuit area. She’s one sexy lady.

What I’m most happy about is that this means it is officially sundress season. Is there anything, (besides bikinis and lingerie), sexier than a woman in a sundress? I think not.

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Behati Prinsloo Upskirt Booty Cheek Peeks At Tommy Hilfiger Opening

When it’s time to party, you must party hard. My buddy Andrew W.K. made a fortune off of that. I’d change it to when it’s time to pimp you must booty hard. Only because that happens to be what the ridiculously hot Behati Prinsloo did for the opening of a Tommy Hilfiger store somewhere I could care less about. But I couldn’t care more about Behati and those booty cheeks of her that exposed themselves perfectly for the gentleman ogler as the winds of God himself lifted her skirt up high.

I’d like to imagine Behati isn’t wearing any panties, but my guess is there’s a thong somewhere in the region of her person that I’d like to build myself a condo in or adjacent. She really is quite a delicious bit of visual wonderment. If I put out of my head her silly marriage to lucky bastard singer boy, I can see the two of us happy together. Me blowing hard on her skirts so the rest of you can have some fun too. I’m generous. Enjoy.

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Charli XCX Booty Peek While Leaving The NME Awards After Party

Pop princess Charli XCX let a bit of her booty hang out while leaving the NME Awards after party. She had on what can only be described as a short lacy slip. Needless to say it did little to cover up her perfect little thumper from view. Charli has a superlative backside and I am a big fan. I couldn’t tell you the title of one of her songs if my life depended on it but I could pick her moneymaker from a lineup. As if that wasn’t enough, you could also get a nice view of her mighty cleav from the low cut top. Charli has also got herself quite the pair of rip chest melons. I would very much like to see them in all their glory and I have a funny feeling I will before too long. She knows that a gift like that has to be shared with the world.

If only there were some way to make it summer time all the time so that women would be scantily clad like this year round. You know, like in Game of Thrones but with less killing.

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Katy Perry Flashes Booty Cheeks in Spain, Revs Up the Cockteasery to Epic Proportions

Katy Cocktease put on her usual concert filled with colorful costumes and stagecraft in Barcelona, though we caught some more of Katy’s booty cheeks than normal, making this concert performance more than her typical tweeny bopper stage show. Katy used to do more revealing outfits, she’s backpedaling perhaps as her audience age drops even further, but there’s still no hiding the fact that she’s toting the body that we all want to see quite badly.

During some twirls and spins and bends we caught flashes of Katy’s derriere that will definitely be part of the random acts of nekkidness we ask Katy for in our letter asking her to also show us her funbags. After a half dozen years of constant teasing for the cash, it’s time Katy give a little back in the form of something other than just another catchy ditty. C’mon, Katy, we’re asking for five, maybe ten seconds of your time. We are ever so ready. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Upskirt White Panties and Big Chest Ups at DVF Fashion Week Fashion Thing

What I know about fashion can be summed up in three words: Target Gift Cards. But I’m pretty sure when you buy a designer dress that costs several months rent money for most people, it shouldn’t show off your white panties underneath. Or maybe it should. That could be the expensive style.

Either way, the blue number did its work supporting Billionaire Barbie into New York Fashion Week with the most heaving of bosoms we’ve seen to date from the lithesome heiress. It’s possible there was some work done, or maybe just engineering feats of new bra technology. They do seem to engage in tremendous scientific discoveries in that particular undergarment area. Suffice it to say, Paris got her share of desired looks, not even including the men like me inspecting her panties. She never travels alone you might say. Ready to wear. Enjoy.

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Coco Flashes Panties and Deep Cleavage Dining Out

I didn’t do so well in most of my classes past the fourth grade or so. Physics, forget about it. But I’m pretty sure just from common sense I can tell you that the body Coco has built for herself is not going to properly fit into the dress she picked out for herself last night. Two objects can not occupy the same space at the same time, or something like that. While Coco’s enormous yams didn’t come plummeting out of her top as I suspected they might, her panties peeked out from under her tight short dress and other of her curvy lady parts seemed to threaten to party in the spotlight just about the same.

I’ll say this for Coco, she’s never boring. I’ve spoken with her before and she’s about the nicest, sweetest person you’ve ever met. When women are even halfway polite to me, that says something about their character. But as far as grabbing dresses off the rack and thinking they’d fit her perfectly, well, Coco might have a slightly different selection process than Ann Marie Bellaganza, the woman with the mole who used to chaperone the girls at our dances. She was not a fan of girls showing any skin or curves. She kept them under strict conservative lock and key. Until most of them got pregnant. Go figure how that happens. Enjoy.

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Charli XCX Flashes Booty In Tiny Pink Skirt While On Set Of A Music Video

There’s a lot you can say about Charli XCX. She’s a talented young singer, has risen to stardom quickly, and other such things but what I really like about her is her proclivity for showing off her naked flesh. During a music video shoot, Charli flashed her booty for all the world to see. And oh, what a magical booty it is, my friends. It is firm and fully packed and high on the smackability scale. That’s a sliding scale that I made up that measures just how much I want to slap a girl’s butt. With Charli it is high. Very high. But let’s not forget her perfect ta-tas which she was also showing off with some mighty plunging shirt action. The power of the cleav was strong that day.

This girl is going to go far because she can combine those two magical qualities that make people take notice: talent and a tight bum.

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