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Jesy Nelson Knickers Flashes Performing with Little Mix in Birmingham

I must admit,  I’m not super up on on X-Factor created super groups. I kill it in NFL trivia at the bars, but if X-Factor girl groups came up, I’d be crushed. Little Mix is apparently all the rage. I think Simon Cowell invented them a couple or three years ago specifically to be popular and famous which sounds horribly cynical but pretty much describes the origin of all pop music.

One of the members of Little Mix, Jesy Nelson, got a little jiggy with her moves during a show in Birmingham England over the weekend and flashed her black knickers. Probably something that would’ve earned her a scolding from Her Majesty and perhaps a mild beheading at the Tower fifty years ago. In the day of Miley and Rihanna, it hardly moves the ticker, but I shall personally never look a gift upskirt in the mouth. Though that makes little sense. Well played, Jesy. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Upskirt Panties Peek on a Windy Day in Miami

It could be her bikini thong or her panties, I really do need to check in more often with my future betrothed booty on the fun side of Italian model beach hottie Claudia Romani. It was definitely cheeks on that killer tush of hers that made itself available thanks to a convenient onshore breeze that lifted up her sundress in Miami for a shade or two. Just enough time for the gentleman oglers in the area to drop their fro-yos and align in leering position.

Claudia Romani and her sweet two handed thumper continues to amaze and allure in new and exciting ways. Sure I can’t wait until Claudia’s butt and I are married, but for now, I do delight in the teases of seeing the wedding night to come when I suspect at least four full Costco containers of lotion will be moisturizing both left and right sweet seats. I have so many fun plans. A sundress flying up in the wind is a heavenly way to start. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Upskirt Flash On A Photoshoot In Miami

The lovely Kate Upton gave us all a view of her lady bits during a blustery photoshoot in Miami. It seems that it was a bit windy that day and Kate’s skirt kept getting blown up. The problem is that she forgot to wear underwear. So, with a particularly good gust of wind you get to see her goodies. Is there anything more glorious than a vag flash? We see boobs all the time, and don’t get me wrong I’m all about the boobs. But a good peek at the downstairs area is rarer. Occasionally it happens when these gals are exiting cars or sometimes mother nature cooperates and sends a gust of wind. Kate, for her part, seems rather unfazed by the whole thing. Rather than freaking out she just seems to laugh it off. Thanks for being such a good sport, Kate. That and not wearing underwear.

It’s things like this that make this job so rewarding.

Taylor Swift Upskirt iHeartRadio Performance

iHeartRadio? More like iHeart looking up Taylor Swift‘s skirt, amiright? Taylor performed at the gigantic concert along with thousands of other artists, or at least it felt like there were thousands of them. She wore a short pink skirt with matching crop top. But, since the intrepid cameramen are shooting upshots from the lip of the stage, they got a look straight up Taylor’s skirt. The result is just a peek at what has seduced all of those men to date her even though they know that when they break up she’s going to write a nasty song about them. In other words, you could see right up her skirt. From what I can see, I can tell that she has one of mother nature’s truly miraculous booties under there. Taylor already has my favorite celebrity legs and bare mid-riff, which are also clearly shown in these pics, but now she also has one of my favorite derrieres.

It’s things like these pics that make life worth living, you know?

Ariana Grande Upskirt Schoolgirl Hotness Pimping Hard in Tokyo

You can call yourself a pop star, but until you crack Japan wide-open, you’re just a dreamer. So, Ariana Grande took her hot self and wickedly sweet body and packed a few plaid miniskirts and headed to Tokyo to promote her new album. The fans went wild. It was her Live at Budokan moment, especially when her skirt flitted up high enough to show off not just her perfectly toned legs, but some nice peeks of her panties, driving the the more serious oglers in the back somewhat crazy.

I would hardly blame the Japanese for their hot girls in schoolgirl outfit fetish thing. I don’t wish to be the pot calling the kettle black. But let’s just say Ariana Grande nearly set Tokyo ablaze with the heat flowing off her developed and grown up, but decidedly tease co-ed like body. Ariana is currently firing on all cylinders. I feel I may soon be the same if I keep peeking up her skirt. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Butt Cheek Flashes Beneath Very Short Dress at Fashion Week

You simply can’t be a top fashion model without showing off the full extent of your long and lovely legs both on the runway and when out and about. They don’t hire 5’9 and above for you to hide your luscious length. Kendall Jenner knows it’s only the highest of hemlines at Fashion Week of all places, sometimes skirts so shirt, well, your buttockal cushions flash in the evening air. Personally, I couldn’t be more pleased with her progress.

Kendall definitely has the stems of a runway model. Being eighteen, she probably doesn’t even have to work at it super hard yet. Those legs will carry her a long way. I have a few suggestions as to the direction. Example, my boudoir. I’d at least like to hear the conversation as to how my paycheck is two zeroes too small to be in the game. Enjoy.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Lady Nest Flash in London

 
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Lady Nest Flash in London
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British model and certified hot person Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace flashed the world a view of her lady nest. There is a lesson to be learned from this: If you are going to wear a dress that’s so high that it doesn’t cover your crotch, wear underwear and be careful when you get out of the car. That is if you care about not showing the planet your no-no spot. She doesn’t seem to care. In fact, I kind of think she did it on purpose. But you get more than a simple glimpse of her mons pubis in these picks. Yes, my friends you see some…um…folds, if you catch my meaning. In non crotch related pics she is licking her lips and bending over to show some massively delectable cleavage. There is so much going on here. It’s like Christmas but sexy.

Is there anything greater than a flash of lady parts? I say that there is not.