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Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Heidi Klum Post-Globes Party Pic Highlights This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, the celebrities are at it again. Just falling all slobbery in lust with their own hotness, and sharing their true romance with the rest of the world by way of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and a bunch of other social media sites whose names tween girls could rattle off to you with no problem, but to us just sound like the names of pedo-grumpy midgets in some horribly German Black Forest fairytale. Nevertheless, the ends justifies the means, our motto at least, so no matter how we get our celebrity hotness, we take it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a marvelously trifecta-perfected pic of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Heidi Klum at a post Golden Globe Awards party, Rihanna sucking on a coconut like she's making rent money, Miranda Kerr chesty, Katherine McPhee surprisingly cleavetastic, and a buttload more butts and tops flashing in photos that you owe to the sports god's you're praying to this weekend on your NFL bets to peruse. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Abs, Olivia Munn Backside, and Sophie Turner Hot Bikini Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As we've mentioned, Lucky '13 is the year we move deeper, more fully, and more lurid than ever into the realm of the self-produced hotness material, including the current explosion of Twitpics, Instagrams, Facebook postings, and the like which allow some of our finer celebrities to express themselves with skin filled shots hot enough that even they get a tingle just posting them. It's the wave of the future that has our flags at full staff.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the revitalized midsection of Mariah Carey, Sophie Turner and her wicked hot body in a bikini, McKayla Maroney looking adorably hot, Kendall Jenner doing her self-promotion thang, Christina Milian ever boobtastic, Olivia Munn walking away, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the downstairs servants in your Tudor era mansion to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Sideboob, Phoebe Tonkin Sucking, and Brandy Hot Bikini Body Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

2013 is going to be all about the ladies publishing themselves. It's been a growing phenomenon that is just going to bust out big time in Lucky '13, and we plan on being a large driving force in that regard. I mean, so much as you can be a generally lazy, non-hard working driving force. And the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is just the tip of the coming iceberg, but, oh, what a glorious tip of the celebrity sextastic each week, produced, by, for, and about our favorire sextastic celebrities.

This week's Roundup includes Jenette McCurdy flashing cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off holiday sideboob, Brandy in a rare bikini body appearance, Francia Raisa exhibiting her own hot bikini body, Rita Ora wicked body in swimsuit, and Sofia Vergara also dazzling in a one piece, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the first baby born at 12:00am on 1/1/13 to view each and every single one of these self-published celebrity skin celebrations. Enjoy.

Ashley Benson Busty, Kendall Jenner White Hot, and Jenette McCurdy Flashing Curves Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well, there's a last-of-the-year for everything most of this week, including our final Sextastic Twitpic Roundup of 2012, a invention of ours that began earlier this year and has proven to be a very worthy collection of the best and the hottest of sextastic celebrities publishing their own damn pics on the web. Not only does it gives us a chance to see these hotties behind the scenes, candidly in their private lives, it gives us the opportunity to know when they think they look hot, kind of a Inside the Minds of Sweet-Looking Celebrities class.

This week's roundup include Kendall Jenner white hot at Xmas, TV starlet cutie Jenette McCurdy flashing some serious curves, Rihanna flashing her swimsuit body, Rita Ora showing off her bikini body, Barbara Palvin and Stacy Keibler doing just the same, and a whole bunch more candidly shot sextastic celebrity visuals. You owe it to your Great Aunt Margaret who gave you socks once again this Christmas to check out each and every one of these fine photos. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Subathing Topless, Sara Jean Underwood Motorboating, and Emma Roberts Panties Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The holiday season hardly puts a a damper on the 365-days a year effort of our favorite celebrity hotties from self publishing skin-filled pictures of themselves to keep their fans chomping at the bit for more. Sort of all-year round not so secret sextastic Santa Claus series of givings, with images of their own hot-selves as the presents. It's fairly genius.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a few hot shots of super hottie Candice Swanepoel, Candace Bailey motorboating Sara Jean Underwood, Amanda Bynes cleavage, Heidi Klum sunbathing sans top, Ashley Tisdale dancing, and much much more. You owe it to St. Nick, the patron saint of toy trains (and never received GI Joe action figures for me) to check out each and every one of these celebrity self-published pics. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic, Courtney Stodden Boobtastic, and Stacy Keibler Bikini Shot Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As the holidays draw near and we come closer and closer to the ultimate season of giving (if not getting drunk on spiked egg nog and passing out on your aunt's couch so hard you don't even realize that her tabby cat spent most of the night gnawing on your gunny sack -- hey, that was just four Christmases ago) several of our favorite sextastic celebrities are feeling very contributory as well, providing a plethora of self-published photos of their favorite subjects, themselves, for all of us to relish.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Courtney Stodden flashing chestal region, Jessica Alba black and white cleavetastic, Stacy Kebiler bikini body hotness, Emily Osment tight yuletide dress, Bar Refeali in her pajamas, McKayla Maroney in leggings, and much much more. You owe it to the next generation of kid who will never have heard of  television set to peruse all the Twitpic particulars in this roundup. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry Touching Thyself, Kim Kardashian Deep Cleave, and Rihanna Bikini Shot Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup,

Fantastic egos are what we celebrate here on Egotastic!, and there are no more fantastic egos than those of the denizens of celebrity hotties who need share their visual wealth with the general public by way of self-publication of their own naughty good looking selves. So, time to celebrate.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kim Kardashian taking snaps of her own monster boobs, Kitty Lea showing her own nice cleave, Kelly Brook blowing a kiss, Rihanna flashing bikini goodness, Sara Jean Underwood making a sweet show of her funbags, Adrianne Curry hand-bra extraordinaire, and much much more. You owe it to the dude who invented Push-Pops to check out these photos and experience the effect he so perfectly translated into dessert treat delivery systems.

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