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Ashley Sky Bikini Body, Nicki Minaj Deep Cleave, Krysten Ritter Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

On this day of turkey and family and general gluttony, why not turn to our unending appetite for celebrity self-portraits, the social media sharing candids by which our sextastic and Egotastic! lady friends keep themselves feeling belusted. If we're making a list of things to be thankful for today, why not include the phenomenon of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and every other completely free and accessible media where hot ladies are posting photos of themselves a generation ago you would've been arrested for being a peeping tom had you tried to see it for yourself. Glory days.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj and her obsessions with Tweeting her lady humps, Krysten Ritter bikini beach candids, Ashley Sky with one killer hot swimsuit body, Cara Delevingne in her yarmulke bikini, Lindsay Lohan going for a sexy selfie, Anastasia Ashley in bikini bottoms, Kelly Brook stellar cleave, and so much more. You owe it to Frank (yes, I named him), the bird you are about to consume in whole today, to check out each and every one of these amateur sextastic celebrity photos. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Booty, Haley King Chesty Goodness, Aubrey O’Day’s Crack Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The world was literally shocked this week by the revelation of Kendall Jenner and her first, but most decidedly not last, boob-baring social media candid since turning eighteen. Consider the bar to be just a notch higher on selfies than they were a week ago. For that same reason, we're honoring Kendall's backside candidly shot during the same photoshoot and naturally posted to Instagram as our lead image in the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

Joining barely legal Kendall booty in this week's Roundup are Aubrey O'Day flashing her bare buttockal crack, Ireland Baldwin beach bikini shots, Jessica Lowndes crazy hot body in a two-piece, Lindsay Lohan flashing a bit of the sideboob, Arianny Celeste crazy hot bikini body, Haley King at home with her deliciously large knockers, and much much more. You owe it to the 45 million turkeys being beheaded and gutted at this very moment to feed your psychotic need for tryptophan to check out each and every one of these smoking hot socially shared candid photos. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Panties, Kendall Jenner Booty, Bar Refaeli Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And what a week it was on the social media sextastic visual front. Let's face it, the bar has been set. You're either posting hot pictures of yourself online or you're no longer super relevant. At least, I'd like every hot celebrity to believe this to be true so they just keep on keeping on with their selfie outpouring on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram. It's really and truly a blessing not the least bit in disguise for us gentleman oglers.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sarah Hyland posing hottie, Kendall Jenner flashing booty, Lindsay Lohan in lacy boy shorts, Arianny Celeste super hot bikini body, Kelly Kelly covered topless bikini shot, Sofia Vergara booty, and much much more. You owe it to the millions of turkeys saying their last prayers this week to check out each and every one of these red hot celebrity candids. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini, Nicki Minaj Taped Nipple Showoff, and Victoria Justice Tongue Wagging Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know Halloween was just made for young hot female celebrities and their imaginations. Well, technically, their dress up desires and our imaginations running wild. Forget Heidi Klum and her old lady get up, most of the hotties in Hollywood were going for haunted sex appeal. And, of course, making sure they captured and shared their own sextastic holiday creativity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Victoria Justice unusually cleavy for Halloween, Arianny Celeste bikini wicked, Jessica Lowndes showing off holiday cleave, Emma K and her amazing booty, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in their grown up dresses, Ariana Grande hotness, Nicki Minaj showing off her wares, Bella Thorne and her sisters being mermaids, and much much more. You owe it to the bastards who took away our Daylight Savings Time to check out each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Two Piece Showoff, Rihanna Hot Bikinis, and Schoolgirl Ariana Grande Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You know that Halloween happens to be just about the biggest holiday of the year for our favorite sextastic celebrities. Are you kidding? An actual legit reason to get all dolled up in revealing naughty costumes? This is the perfect storm for our ego-mad Egotastic! eye candies.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a number of hot Rihanna bikini pictures, Ariana Grande as a tantalizing schoolgirl, Selena Gomez in her zebra bikini, Kendall Jenner in multiple pose-downs, Ashley Sky and her killer bikini body, Kelly Brook cleavy and fake blood, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens sisterly show off for Halloween, Paris Hilton costume party selfies, and much much more. You owe it to All Hallowed Saints to check out each and every one of these hot sextastic social media candids. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pokes, Beyonce Hot Mommy Body, Kendall Jenner Covered Nekkid Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, what a week of selfies this has been. The wonderful media of self-expression by attention craving sextastic celebrities that send their self-shot or friend-shot hot candids up into the social sphere for everyone to gaze, gawk, and leer. What a truly wonderful cultural invention. I can't imagine living 100 years ago when women passed around fuzzy black and white photos of themselves in flannel one-piece bathing dresses. Oh, no, this is so much better.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Beyonce showing off her MILFy body in Brazil, Kendall Jenner easing into barely legal with covered topless mermaid photos, Ariana Grande decked out like a schoolgirl, Candice Swanepoel stretching her fine booty, Arianny Celeste faptastic in her bikinis, Nicki Minaj pastied covered topless, and much much more. You owe it to the good and fine computer tech folks operating the Obamacare website to check out each and every one of these stellar candids. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Big Ole Booty, Joanna Krupa Covered Topless, and Nicki Minaj Sideboob Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Sometimes you hardly notice something until it's gone, and even then you hardly notice it's gone until it comes back. Kim Kardashian has been a mainstay of social media self-bodily promotion since the dawn of the widespread adoption of the technology really. Almost nobody put out more selfies than Kim Kardashian, both to feed her ego and her pocketbook. As she started to expand earlier this year, she pretty much went dark on that front, but now she's back and booty-rageous in her new asstastic to the front Instagram photo sweeping the nation like a very round broom. Quite the thing.

Joining Kim in this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is her little sister Kendall Jenner posing sexy, Kesha showing off her body parts, Aubrey O'Day bikini pics, Ireland Baldwin two piece shots of her own, Miranda Kerr also bikini hot, Nicki Minaj sideboob, and much much more. You owe it to the good and respectable and hardworking men and women of the U.S. Congress to ogle each and every one of these sextastic selfies. Enjoy.