Zendaya Bikini Hotness, Jen Selter Bikini Booty Perfection, Ariana Grande Trying On Clothes Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You might think that the big wave of celebrity angst following Funbag Leak Gate might have quelled the tide of self-distributed social media candids. Nay, my friend. Nay. Even many of those involved in Funbag Leak Gate have redoubled their efforts in the exposing of their sextastic hot bodies under their own terms. Not so much different than their leaked photos, except for a small bit of nip covering at times.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ariana Grande trying on some short dresses, Lucy Hale hot in a bikini, Rihanna casual sextastic, Zendaya modeling a very grown up bikini, Kendall Jenner showing her softer side in bed, Paris Hilton bikini party time, Emily Ratajkowski flashing serious cleave, Jen Selter divine wet thumper, Kim Kardashian inflated ta’s, and much much more. You owe it to the demons of your Week One pick ‘em league to check out each and every one of these shared social media candids. Enjoy.

Rihanna Bikini Sideboob, Kendall Jenner Sextastic Long Legs, Ireland Baldwin Sucking a Popsicle Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Here’s an interesting dichotomy. Half of Tinsel Town is lamenting the release of revealing hacked cell phone pictures while the other half are publishing revealing cell phone pictures to social media outlets. It’s not really half vs. half as many of them are the very same celebrities. I understand there’s a big difference between having your sextastic photos stolen and shared versus you deciding to share them. I’m not a three-digit IQ, but I am super super close. Still, I bet my childhood priest would’ve promptly announced that both sets of provocatively posing women were going to Hell, along with me naturally. I can only hope Hell doesn’t allow any clothing. That would be epic.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Bar Refeali in multiple POV bikini selfies, McKayla Maroney showing off cleavage, Jen Selter and her sweet lady humps, Rihanna bikini sideboob spectacular, Kendall Jenner long lovely legs, Alexa Vega bikini bottom scoping, Ireland Baldwin popsicle sucking, Joanna Krupa hot bikini goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the generous gods who bring us NFL football each year after Labor Day to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media shares. Try not to injure yourself, but if you do, do not apply adhesive strips. Just a suggestion. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kari Byron Busty Goodbyes, Kristen Stewart Topless, Olivia Wilde Wicked Hot

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We’ve made it to the last Reader Finds of August. I’m not sure if that’s monumental or not, but I am the kind of guy who gets emotional at particularly large morning movements. I’m sensitive. Everything is big to me. And this week’s Reader Finds, oh, yes, it’s big and bare and beautiful. I’m sure you have more important things to do today, but you do not have more eye-opening things to do today. Treat yourself to a little celebrity nekkdiness.

This weeks Reader Finds includes naughty modeling pictures of SyFy’s Susan Slaughter (kudos to ‘Sander C.’), Carmen Ortega rear thumper homaging J-Lo (a general blessing to tons of you who sent this in), Sara Malakul Lane desperately hot and topless modeling (whoa baby provided by ‘Glenn’), classic skinematics from Shannon Whirry (ooh la la via ‘Dylan F.’), Alana De La Garza topless on the silver screen (wonderful ta-ta’s contributed by ‘Wilson’), Kate Winslet in yet another topless movie moment (Kate’s funbags by way of ‘Stephie’), Kari Byron and her chest of Mythic proportions (sad goodbyes to Kari on TV from ‘Lyle’), Candice Swanepoel topless from a W Magazine shoot (Our Lady of Swanepoel dropped off by ‘David R.’), Allison Miller bikini shots from Devil’s Due (found footage found by ‘Ellery’), Tanya Roberts classic jungle ta’s (donated to the cause by ‘William F.’), Tashie Jackson sex tape stills (Big Brother alum gets very naughty, courtesy of ‘Den’), Maria Lapiedra super sultry hottie topless (lovely lungs shown off by ‘Tony C.’), Lindsay Lohan deep cleavage in film short (oh, Lindsay how I miss those yams, thanks ‘Douglas’), Jessica Alba crazy hot behind the scenes of her Campari shoot (uber-sextastics via ‘Y.T.’), Olivia Wilde desperately alluring in her GQ shoot (Wilde-ons handed off by ‘Anon’), Jessica Alba once more cleavy sweaty hot modeling (blown away by ‘Lise’), Alina Puscau topless in a sweet Randal Slavin photoshoot (bare lovelies promoted by ‘Plow’), Cara Delevingne wicked covered nekkid for Mario Sorrenti (eagle-eyed by the ever vigilant ‘Owen’), and, last but not least, Kristen Stewart topless in her best film ever, because she’s topless (thank you kindly to ‘Dennis’). It’s a lot. But you can do this. I have faith in you. Enjoy.

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Genevieve Morton Taped Ta-Ta’s, Arianny Celeste Bikini Cleave, Kelly Brook Covered Nekkid Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Especially during VMA and Emmy week, but really any time, the flow of hot selfies and sextastic social candids just keeps on escalating to the point that outlets like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram are almost worth having around, you know, despite their soul sucking and society ruining foundations. I can give them a pass on destroying so much good in this world, for the good sweet visuals they provide from many of our most favorite celebrities.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini beauties, Genevieve Morton and her barely covered sweet teats, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner seductress poses, Kelly Brook covered only partially by a curtain, Rihanna hot bikini pic, Aubrey O’Day in multiple two piece showoffs, Anastasia Ashley surfer thumper, and much much more. You owe it to Miley’s unfortunate unemployed male model friend who won’t leave L.A. to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social media candids. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikini Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Booty, Laura Cremaschi Perfect Balcony Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, how do I love a good arse. I consider it Mother Nature’s way of saying to guys, ‘You’re welcome’. While it may be considered somewhat ungentlemanly to leer toward the non-face side of any woman, the experience ogler knows how to handle such gazing situations with discretion and aplomb. Don’t bother checking out the plumbs if you’re not skilled with aplomb. I always say that, starting now.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of backside benevolence including Kim Kardashian showing off her suntanning bare bottom, Laura Cremaschi and her perfection of a thong booty, Jen Selter and the perfectly lunged thumper, Bella Thorne showing off teen bikini backside, Aubrey O’Day with an extraordinary slice of twin can nice, Coco Austin with a major league badonkadonka, and so very much more. You owe it to guys named Glenn, the ancient keepers of all things asstastic, to check out each and every one of this week’s hottest social media shares. Enjoy.

Genevieve Morton Bikini Hot, Jessica Simpson Cleavetastic, Bella Thorne Bare Booty Flashing Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I know there’s been a lot of talk this week about the evils and mean-spiritedness and other less lovely things about social media. All probably true. But I try to keep my eye on the prize. The brass ring of celebrity sextastic and flesh that pervades social media specifically produced by the ladies themselves. I’m not sure if it entirely outweighs the bad, I just know it’s really really good. Please don’t anybody make it go away.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kaili Thorne showing off her top, Sofia Vergara cleave hot mama, Bella Thorne showing off her bare bikini clad cheeks, Genevieve Morton and her ample bosom of bikini heaven, Jessica Simpson pushing up her ta’s for slender goodness, Jennifer Lopez showing off backside, Candice Swanepoel showing off frontside, Hilary Duff showing off cleavy goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the start of another heaven sent NFL season to check out each and every one of these social media self-shared candids. You will not be sorry. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Big Ta’s Bikini Top, Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Show, and Sofia Vergara Wicked Hot Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, boy oh boy. The Internet just keeps getting better. With every increase in phishing and spam and craptastic that loads up the digital landscape, I try to remind myself on the positive side how we are living in a wonderful era of sextastic self promotion. Who knew there’d ever be a day when some of the hottest celebrities in the world would be regularly sharing photos of their bodies half naked for sheer show-off value? I dreamed it, and now it’s actually come true. It truly is a blessed social-technical phenomenon.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the divine Emily Ratajkowski looking sultry in lingerie, Sofia Vergara and her veteran crazy hot body in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her ample bosom, Jen Selter and Michelle Lewin throwing down in beachy booty competition, Ashley Sky in smoking sextastic lingerie poses, Lucy Pinder and her stellar chesty goodness, Lindsay Lohan sideboob, and so much more. You owe it to the most giving gods who return NFL football to us each August to check out each and every one of these ridiculously enticing social media candids. Enjoy.