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Aly Michalka Bikini Shot, Nicole Richie Cleavage Show, and Kendall Jenner Bikini Jump Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2013 @ 11:52 am

Alyson Michalka Sexy in a Bikini at a Lake Twitpic

Nicole Richie Deep Cleavage on Instagram

Rihanna Eats a Pickle in a Bikini on Instagram

Kendall Jenner Bare Midriff on Instagram

Jennifer Lawrence Posing in Her Oscars Dress

Sofia Vergara Booty in Legging on Instagram

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Throwback on Instagram

Olesya Rulin Booty Cheeks in Shorts at a Beach on Instagram

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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we set about to arouse. As, thankfully, several of our most favorite sextastic celebrities to this very week by means of their own bodies, their own hands, and their own Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook accounts. How could we possibly cover the hotness of celebrities without their own vanity providing such vaunted assistance? Well, we could, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka and her ridiculous bikini body, Kendall Jenner showing she's the next gen bikini to watch, Irina Shayk flashing her own cleavy pic, Rihanna eating a pickle, go figure, Sasha Cohen bikini showing off herself, Sofia Vergara wicked hot booty, a Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini throwback, and much much more. You owe it to the retiring Pope Benedict to check out each and every one of these self-published wonderments.

LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS

Jennette McCurdy Bikini in Hot Tub Facebook Pic

Victoria Justice Kissing Spongebob on Instagram

Rachel Korine and Ashley Benson Cleavage on Twitter

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Jennette McCurdy Bikini Hotness, Nicki Minaj Asstastic, and Coco Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Victoria Silvstedt Wears Lingerie on Twitpic

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson on Twitter

Sara Jean Underwood Awesome Cleavage on Twitter

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Oh, be still my Dunkin Donuts clogged heart, we have quite a few doozies this past week in the world of the self--published and promoted sextastic celebrity pics.

This blessed phenomenon is simply growing and growing, to the point that the Kardashians are barely included today and we still have nearly thirty sweet smoking views of some of our favorites provided by the intersection of ego and cell camera, and delivered straight down the avenue of hotness right to your front door step, err, leering eyeballs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes fanboy favorite youngin' Jennette McCurdy in a revealing bikini top, Coco used to revealing her top so going for more, Nicki Minaj bikini asstastic bombs, birthday girl Rihanna in more bikinis, recent birthday girl Victoria Justice being cutesy as she does, Emily Osment bikini twisty posing, and much much more. You owe it to the Manti Te'o's dead fake girlfriend to view each and every one of these photos in their entirety. Enjoy.

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Jennette Mccurdy Showing Her Flexibility Twitpic

Kim Kardashian Hot Young Body on Instagram

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Tongue and Cleavage on Twitter

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An Ode Upon Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Self-Awareness

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2013 @ 5:32 am

There's nothing truly hotter than a sextastic girl who knows she's got the goods to make you look, and then showing a whole heaping load of those goodies by way of social media just to remind everybody that she knows that you know that she knows she's going to give you a pain in your shorts. Okay, that same girl nekkid is technically hotter, but let's not parse on a day when our belusted minxy bombshell Sara Jean Underwood uploads one of our favorite images of the fanboy faptastic favorite ever.

Getting ready for some pimping radio show in Detroit, Sara Jean got the puppies in just the perfect position to promote away any and all things needed downstairs from her hotel room. Whatever it is she was selling, I'm sure every red blooded boy in attendance was ready, willing, and hoping to be able to buy.

And, thus concludes our ode. So hot. Enjoy.

SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD WONDERWOMAN AND CATWOMAN DOUBLE DOWN

Sara Underwood Dresses Up for Attack of the Show

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Adrianne Curry Hand Bra, Stella Hudgens and Jennette McCurdy Splits, and Kim Kardashian Classic Show-Off Pics Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2013 @ 7:33 am

Stella Hudgens Shows She is Flexible on Instagram

Rita Ora Shows Sexy Midriff on Instagram

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Well, it's Valentine's Day, the day we express our sincerest affection and desire for the one we truly love -- and when you're a sextastic celebrity, more often than not, that object of affection is your own hot self. So click-click and snap-snap, why not show yourself off to the world on this day for lovers

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a few rather intimately revealing shots from Internet savvy Adrianne Curry, Rita Ora flashing her fantasy inducing midriff, some classic slender Kim Kardashian self-pics, McKayla Maroney serial twitpicking herself, Madonna sweating (yeah, I know), and oh, so much more. You owe it to the conclave of Cardinals choosing the next Pope to leer at each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

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McKayla Maroney Sexy in a Bikini at the Beach

Lucy Pinder See Through Bodysuit Twitpic

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McKayla Maroney in a Bikini, Selena Gomez Hot Legs, and Lucy Pinder See-Through Swimsuit Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 10:02 am

Paris Hilton Showing Cleavage in a Tight Gold Dress

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Youth must be served in this week's edition of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, with the whatever they're being called now generation offering up their self-photo skills now acquired since birth really, to contribute a whole heaping bowlful of celebrity flesh on snapshots. It's no surprise that the younger generation has ever-upped the self-exhibition skills of their forerunners, what with newer, smarter, smaller phones with better cameras merging with an ever increasing desire of celebrities to be seen and heard and noticed 24x7, well, it bodes very well for the future viewing pleasure of us oglers, to say the least.

This week's Roundup include McKayla Maroney in her first bikini share, Kelly Brook clicking some of her own Miami bikini cleave, Rachel Fox showing off in a tight top, Selena Gomez playful leg teasing, Sara Jean Underwood in one amazing dress, and Stella Hudgens trying to steal the spotlight from her older sister. You owe it to the ghosts of Valentine's Day failures past to check out each and every one of these self-published pics. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Posing in Tight Jeans on Instagram

Diana Falzone and Coco Austin Reveals Great Cleavage Twitpic

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Miranda Kerr Bikini, Kendall Jenner Booty, and Hayley Roberts Crack Flash Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | January 31, 2013 @ 12:11 pm

Ireland Baldwin Leggy in Shorts on Instagram

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At some point, we will address the fact that more and more of our favorite self-published celebrity hottie pics are appearing on Instagram over Twitter, giving these corporate giants their due, but, for now, we're still calling this weekly roundup of the best of the celebrity self-awesome visuals the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. What's in a name after all, especially when compared to what's in a bikini or less?

This week's Roundup includes Kendall Jenner getting extra credit for her home schooling How to Twitpic class with some boot-tay action, the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr flashing her red hot bikini body on vacation, a very healthy Hayley Roberts pulling down her bikini bottoms for fun time show, Ariana Grande flashing some cute young gams, and much much more. You owe it to the girl you will ultimately let-down on Valentine's Day to check out each and every one of these self-produced wonderments. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE IMPRISONED

Alexa Vega Booty in Bikini in Maui Twitpic

Amanda Michalka Bikini Butt Shot on Instagram

Jennette McCurdy Down View Cleavage Twitpic

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McKayla Maroney Cleavage, Jennette McCurdy Down Top, and Olivia Munn Bikini Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | January 23, 2013 @ 7:33 am

McKayla Maroney Shows Cleavage in a Tight Dress on Instagram

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Well, hello sextastic visuals produced by the hotties themselves. We're going a day early on the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week, because there's just been an overload of over-ego celebrities snapping away at their own alluring selves in all types of positions and poses and various stages of undress. Now, it goes without saying, if I were a sexy female celebrity with a killer body, I'd be clicking pics of myself morning, noon, and night, I mean, at least during the hours I wasn't soaking in the tub exploring my feminine fun parts. But these ladies of Hottieville, man, do they love to share their good looks.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes McKayla Maroney letting you now that she knows she's a buxom young lady, Jennette McCurdy angling her lens down her own top, Alexa Vega bikini thong jumping, Amanda Michalka all kinds of bikini hot, Ireland Baldwin and Olivia Munn putting on their own bikini shows, and much much more. You owe it to the dude who invented the Internet so one million hot chicks could be a finger tip away to review all of these steamy social media photos. Enjoy.