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INJUSTICE! Justin Bieber Plays With Selena Gomez Sexy Feet

When I read that girls were sending death threats to the young hottie Selena Gomez over her underaged naughty business with Justin Bieber, I felt like I was living in backwards land, a Twilight Zone parallel universe where up is down, hot is cold, and Selena Gomez somehow doesn't deserve Justin Bieber?

Oh, don't think we all don't know that this little body pawing trip to Hawaii is a legal maneuver to find a state where that twerpish boy is for some reason deemed legally of age. Yeah, we're on to you little tiny midget rich singer boy. You can mug for the cameras all you want, stroking the feet of our be-lusted, but I for one refuse to accept this reality. It just can't be. It just can't.

Coco Balances Can on Her Can for Uncanny Holiday Twitpic

Now, there's a bar bet you could make a fortune from.

Our good friend Coco can do some things with her bodacious badonkadonk that you could circumnavigate this globe several times over and perhaps never lay eyes upon. But this trick, it takes junk in the trunk to a whole new level. Can can, Coco-style. You go, girl. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka and AJ Michalka Sisterly Bikini Suntanning Holiday Twitpic

Oh, Michalka sisters, how you undo me.

Of course, I will admit that Aly Michalka is my preferred sister, just look at that asstastic in this sisterly twitpic, not that AJ Michalka comes up looking to shabby either on her bow side. The shiny oil on the tanned hard Michalka bikini bodies has me so confused! But a good kind of confusion. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Sexy Sweaty Post-Workout Twitpic, Um, I’m Speechless

I'm serious, I can not get my lower jaw back in place.

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