Twilight Posts:

Kristin Stewart Turns to Yellow for Red Carpet Show in Spain

I'll say this for Twilight, it's definitely created some good in this world, like a emo-cheating thespianic Kristen Stewart who we really want to not like so much, but she is just simply getting better and better looking and it's raising all types of conundrums for us, moral dilemmas if you will, things we rarely have to contemplate.

Like, it is okay to lust a girl you always want to donkey punch? These are the big questions of our age that we struggle with here at Egotastic! so that you don't have to in the comfort of your own cubby. We can handle the truth. And, donkey punching K-Stew. Enjoy.

Twilight Is Here! He Said With a Smirk (Well, At Least The Hotties Came Out for the Premiere)

I'm told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.

While it's easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there's no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn't hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.

How ‘Twilight’ Ruined Vampire Hunting

Vampires are real and living in India. A story broke out of the subcontinent today that is very disconcerting. Officials around the town of Dharmapuri have set the equivalent of a $2000 bounty for dead vampires. The people in the area are scared to go out at night because they are afraid that the local vampires, the Ratha Katarri, will kill them. The worst thing that happens in my neighborhood is that the skateboard kids that hang out by the McDonald's are annoying.

The officials say they don't really believe there are vampires lurking around. They are doing it so that the frightened superstitious peasants calm down. Forget for a second that they are encouraging a poverty stricken group of people to hunt a creature that looks like a human for money. Let's ignore the fact that it's almost a guarantee that some human is going to get a stake through the heart. No, the real problem is Twilight.

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Lauren Pope Sideboob The First Good Thing to Come Out of the Breaking Dawn Craze

Okay, granted, Lauren Pope is not necessarily our favorite The Only Way is Essex cast member, and, granted, she lists her career as 'DJ', which, again, we continue to not understand how that's an actual paying job in the digital music age, and, okay, there's the nose job, but, forgetting all of that... Lauren Pope absolutely offered up the positive side of the Twilight Breaking Dawn craze going on this week with a super revealing, side-boob flashing dress on the red carpet at the London premiere of the craptastic rom-vamp cinematic squirt job.

We could all do with a little less Pattinson and Stewart preening and pouty, and a bit more Lauren Pope flashing her killer body and bobotastic in a righteous slit of fashion. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Smoking Hot on the Pages of Glamour

The side benefits of the craptastic Twilight movie series just keep on coming, namely, a side order of the so-potentially sextastic Kristen Stewart, all dolled up and smoking hot on the pages of this month's Glamour magazine, all part of the monster promotional campaign underway for the supernatural super-sappy film opening up later this month. We may never ever get to see Kristen Stewart smile, but any time she looks this hot and isn't flipping us the angry bird, it's a nice bit of visual delight. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Captured in Teeny Bikini Shooting Final Scenes of Breaking Dawn

Kristen Stewart, oh, you sadly misunderstood almost kind of actress, how you do look good in a bikini. Seen here filming her final teen romantic moments on Twilight Breaking Dawn with equally misunderstood thespianic self-absorbed type, Robert Pattinson, well, the girl does stay in shape. When they kiss on screen, I shall weep the tears of ten thousand middle school girls.


Check out Celebuzz for the full set of Kristen Stewart lime green bikini on set photos.