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Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon Topless Fooling Around in ‘Orange Is the New Black’

Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon Topless Scene in 'Orange Is The New Black'
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I’ll say this, Netflix knows how to promote. Especially it’s new original series, Orange is the New Black, about chicks in prison. Not that that concept needs much promotion, but, oh, getting hottie Taylor Schilling repeatedly nekkid in the Big House showers and throwing in a topless makeout session with Laura Prepon. Now that’s a truly memorable marketing campaign without much thinking involved.

I’m prepared to call Orange Is the New Black the best new series on television. When Taylor and Laura start making out nekkid in another show, you let me know and I’ll change picks. Enjoy.

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Jessica Marais Righteous Booty and Aimee Garcia Covered Topless in ‘Dexter’ Season Premiere Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Jessica Marais in Magic City
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Wow it was a quiet week on the small screen sextastic front. Some confluence of events that led to a surprisingly scant amount of skin on the boob tube these past many days. C’mon, TV, up your game or you’re going to go the way of theatrical motion pictures. The kids need their flesh.

Nevertheless, there were a couple noteworthy non-nekkid type appearance on the CRT since last we spoke. Dexter returned for its eighth season and included Aimee Garcia in a sex scene, flashing her booty, though sadly covering up her boobtastic as I suppose many women do when making the sexy, if they lived in a world with television cameras in their bedroom. Also raising our eyebrows was the super hot Jessica Marais on Magic City, a couple near skin misses with Jessica this week, but her bend down booty alone was worth a visual holler. Check it out. Enjoy.

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Serinda Swan Bikini Time and Kelly Lynch Nekkid Swim Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Serinda Swan Bikinis on Graceland
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It was not quite the bounty on the small screen this past week, not boobtastic bounty at least. But our gleaning of the boob tube still yielded a couple noteworthy results, including hottie thespianic Serinda Swan showing off in a bikini top in the new USA series Graceland, where she plays some kind of undercover law enforcement agent. And bikinis do make the best kind of undercover.

Joining Serinda in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup is veteran actress Kelly Lynch, taking a nekkid, albeit mostly obscured swim. Many of you were probably having sweet thoughts of Kelly as far back at two and a half decades ago in Road House, and, now a chance to see her along with a copiously nekkid girl-on-girl orgy scene that makes Magic City more than worth a peek. Enjoy.

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True Blood Is Back, and So Is Magic City With Bare Chest Puppies to Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Meredith Ostrom Topless in Magic City
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Some shows are done for the season, and others are just starting up or coming back. It’s the lifecycle of the boob tube, some must die so that others may flourish and flash their chests. And in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, we got a few old friends coming back to us.

This week’s Roundup features the return of HBO’s True Blood, truly one of the most breast-baring spectacles to ever hit the small screen. The opening episode of season six being no different with Jamie Gray Hyder and Kelly Overton flashing their bare bodies in a three-way undead scene. Also this week saw the return of the second season of Magic City, the 1950′s R-rated gangster series on Starz and an extended nekkid touching scene from Meredith Ostrom. And, finally, the new BBC show, The White Queen, coming soon to Starz, opening up with an intense making of the sexy scene starring Rebecca Ferguson. Some new blood, as it were. And happy happy skin time. Enjoy.

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Is Even Big Brother Africa Better Than Our Big Brother? Topless Shower Scenes Say Yes It Is (VIDEO)

Big Brother Africa Contestant Topless Shower Screencaps
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You know my long winded and tired rants about how reality shows are far better overseas than in the U.S. thanks to much more liberal views on nudity and sex on the small screen in foreign countries. But with all the evidence I’ve shown you, you’re probably just thinking to yourself, oh, that’s just liberal Europe, or the cultural norms of South America. Well, how about Africa.

Yep, even Big Brother Africa (which you probably didn’t even know existed. They’ve got the ladies from Nairobi and Ethiopia and six other African nations competing in their current season. And they love to take showers and baths. And the cameras just keep on rolling.

Come on, America. We can fall behind in math and reading, but if we lose out to the rest of the world in ta-ta’s on television, then I need to start asking how we can call ourselves a world leader any longer. Enjoy.

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Davinci’s Topless Demons and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Major League Cleave Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage in Lace for the Client List
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Short and sweet this week in the small screen ta-ta’s department.

That Davinci guy cant’ seem to get enough body contact in Davinci’s Demons where Hera Hilmar becomes the latest topless conquest. And Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. Well, many of you ask why we keep showing you clip highlights of her mighty bosom which will probably never ever be fully exposed.

The answer is twofold. First, it’s truly a magnificent bit of chestal splendor. One of the finest pair of bouncy bangers this side of a German Hofbrau. And, second, we are very superstitious. We believe in the ‘If you build it, they will come’ theory. If we keep genuflecting before Jennifer’s mighty cleft, perhaps one day the cosmic karmic forces will reward us with their full frontal blessing.

Check out this week’s Boob Tube Roundup and decide for yourself. Enjoy.

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Lizzy Caplan Topless Sex Scene Sneak Peek Highlights the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)


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For those of us who’ve lusted after Lizzy Caplan sine Mean Girls, this here is what you call one fine holiday treat. A naughty peek at Lizzy Caplan making whoopee quite nekkid in the upcoming Showtime series, Masters of Sex.

I’m already declaring the show a must DVR when it airs this Fall, by this scene alone I think you’ll agree. Lizzy portrays Masters (or is it Johnson?), the fairer half of the sexual researching powerhouse team from the 1960′s. And, of course, the best research is done by being the subject. And one hot subject indeed. Enjoy.