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Mary Louise Parker Wet and Nekkid Headlines This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, it's been a few seasons, but always worth the wait when Mary Louise Parker, the marijuana merching mom from Weeds gets herself into a bare-bodied scene. At 47, Mary Louise still has the MILFtastic body that we will more than gladly scope out as she swims nekkid through the pool. Oh, to be the pool sweep hose in that body of water (yes, I know, they don't make pool sweeps anymore, though too late for the tens of millions of kids who still have nightmares from those lurking water skimming mofos).

Joining M.L.P. in this week's best of the small screen boobtastic is an equally quite nekkid Jessica Clark who puts on the fake fangs and blood-thirsty topless effects for True Blood; with Anna Paquin pregnant, all the other hottie vampires have had to step up their game and Jessica Clark's immortal funbags are up to the task. Take a peek. And, enjoy.

Weeds Is Back and Hot and Naughty in the Weekly Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While this week's Boob Tube Roundup features yet another week of sextastic frontal making of the sexy scenes from our favorite Cinemax show, Femme Fatales, we also got the re-introduction of yet another season of the dank dark comedy Weeds on Showtime, ever featuring a countless number of babes over its many seasons, not to mention the show's lead star Mary Louise Parker who has bared her boobtastic for the cameras before.

Check out all the goodness that was on the small screen all fresh and shiny and hot in this week's Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Micaela Schaefer Is a Topless Celebrity And She Wants to Get the Hell Out of There

 

Fridays and big bare boobtastic, they go together like hot cocoa and marshmallows, like popcorn and movies, like my reproductive organs and Miranda Kerr's reproductive organs, all a perfect fit. So, each Friday we celebrate the end of the official work week with some bold, raw, and always delicious set of funbags for which we can  truly be thankful.

This week's TGFI comes out of Deutschland, courtesy of our never shy German model and actress friend, Micaela Schaefer, stuck in the wet and sticky rainforest on the German version of something quite similar to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Personally, I can't imagine a terrestrial environ harsh enough to make me want to ever leave Micaela's bare sweet chest puppies. A gun to my hardly could hardly get me to leave care over those ripe melons. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes ‘True Blood’ Topless Madness and an Ode to Sophie Rundle’s Amazing Puppies (VIDEO)

 

Some of the major small screen sextastic shows are on hiatus, or taking a break for the early summer, or merely run out of young ingenues to get nekkid on camera, but this past week still provided a plentiful of puppies on the boob tube, none more memorable perhaps than those of Sophie Rundle, some glances we sneaked you last week, now, in fuller glory, from the current episode of Episodes.

Additionally, some vampiric type hotness from a couple immortal topless actresses in True Blood and Femmes Fatales doing what it does so well, putting the skin in Skinemax courtesy of Dominican hottie Mirtha Michelle who gets a good workout while working it out. Enjoy.

Carrie Ann Inaba Upskirt Makes Daytime Television Almost Watchable

Outside of the few day-afters hurling on the couch after late night at JonJon's House of Luke Warm Sushi, I can't say that I watch much daytime television. Just enough to know how to take care of my monthly bloating, and, no more. But I can tell you that I've never quite figured out how the morning talk shows put these lady hosts in super short dresses and plant them on raised chairs or stools, and expect them to keep their legs crossed through entire five to seven minute segments. That shit has to hurt.

Well, the pros like Kelly Ripa, they could keep those upskirt flashes at bay for hours if need be, their legs are somehow divinely forged in some manner that allows them to prevent panties peeks on the air, no matter the cost to their circulatory system. But for newcomer and guest host hottie Carrie Ann Inaba of Dancing With the Stars judging fame, yeah, not quite that perfect. Those legs start to pain and swell and you think you can get away with one quick leg alternation on live camera and... gotcha! Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Ronnie Z.' for this find early this morning.)

Sandra McCoy Grabs the One and Only Hot Spotlight in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Well, was it a lean week for big ta's on the small screen or was it a phat week for little ta's?

The answer lies somewhere in the chesty middle and depends precisely how much you dig Sandra McCoy, the sextastic brunette from the Cinemax serial, Femmes Fatales, one of our favorites, and Sandra's extended topless making of the sexy scenes from this weekend's episode. For, this is the sole bit of funbaggery from the small screen this week. It's mighty, but can it stand up on it's own two boobs feet? You be the judge. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Marais Fast Becoming Superstars in the Weekly Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, overall nekkidness was down heavily this weekend on the small screen, but that doesn't mean that we didn't get yet another epic boobtastic making of the sexy scene from Jessica Marais in Magic City, with the hot brunette actress going all-out for yet another memorable showboater scene.

And Jennifer Love Hewitt, well, what can be said about JLH in her silly show The Client List other than this show is for chicks, but if you're not drooling over her cleavage, you may not be a dude. Exaggerated for the point of emphasis. Enjoy.

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