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Valentina Cervi Serves Up a Bloody Hot Pair of Chest Puppies for This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Summer tends to be slow on the small screen.  The boob tube goes stretches with nary a caress or grope.

But you can never count out the good folks at the sextastic vampire show of True Blood, where nekkidness tends to run even thicker than blood throughout their storylines. And thankfully so. This week's episode brought us a nice bedroom visual of immortal cast member Valentina Cervi, flashing her pert pair to entice the sucking of the blood, or sucking of something or other, just plain old-fashioned boob-a-licious. Check her out. And, enjoy.

Kathleen Robertson Topless in the Return of ‘Boss in the Weekly Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Editor's Note: Some or all of the media previously associated with this posting has been removed at the request of boobtastic show producers and/or performers.

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Oh, we've been waiting for this for a while now, the return of Boss, which means the return of Kathleeen Robertson and her amazing veteran thespianic bare boobtastic, which is back and full frontal in the opener of season two of the show. Whoever among you is still recalling Kathleen from her original Beverly Hills 90210 days will quickly find those old memories vanished and replaced by newly enhanced and one-thousand times better visuals of Kathleen's stupendous knockers.

And, of course, it's almost like we wouldn't have a Boob Tube Roundup without Janina Gavankar getting topless and doing sci-fi type shizz in True Blood, again this week. Her character seems to be perpetually nekkid and in a rush, and we're not even close to complaining. Just ogling. Enjoy.

‘Weeds’ and ‘True Blood’ Head Up the Hot and Topless Showings in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Just because the Olympics are heating up the small screen this week, it hasn't cut off all manly television pursuits, with a small but delightful heaping of twin topless treats courtesy of the Boob Tube Roundup of a couple of our favorite sextastic skin revealing shows, Weeds and True Blood.

In the former, Jessica Kiper performs a little topless roller-boogie with a pert and perfectly derby-formed set of funbags, while in the latter, you need to pay closer attention to see Kelly Overton bare her perfectly fine chest puppies in the latest and greatest vampire making of the sexy scene from True Blood. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes ‘True Blood’ Topless Madness and an Ode to Sophie Rundle’s Amazing Puppies (VIDEO)

 

Some of the major small screen sextastic shows are on hiatus, or taking a break for the early summer, or merely run out of young ingenues to get nekkid on camera, but this past week still provided a plentiful of puppies on the boob tube, none more memorable perhaps than those of Sophie Rundle, some glances we sneaked you last week, now, in fuller glory, from the current episode of Episodes.

Additionally, some vampiric type hotness from a couple immortal topless actresses in True Blood and Femmes Fatales doing what it does so well, putting the skin in Skinemax courtesy of Dominican hottie Mirtha Michelle who gets a good workout while working it out. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes the Season Premiere of ‘True Blood’ and Alexis Bledel In Her Historical Underwear (VIDEO)

 

Let's not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week's roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she's perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it's because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.

And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it's noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.

New Images from Season 5 of ‘True Blood’

Some people like watching True Blood for its gripping storyline and drama. Most guys, however, probably tune in every week to watch Anna Paquin take it all off, week after week after week (watch Anna nekkid here, here, here, and here).

Fans of the show (regardless of why they like the show in the first place) will be pleased to know that HBO has renewed the show for a fifth season. Hit the jump to view photos from the True Blood's fifth season that will be premiering on June 10th!

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Deborah Ann Woll Plays Little Topless Riding Hood in True Blood (VIDEO)

 

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You know of my fondness for True Blood, talk about appointment television for the fleshtastic. I can never really keep up with the creature feature aspect of the show, but I do so love tracking who will be nekkid next in some immortal making of the beastly sexy scene. This week's episode did us a serious solid with the topless motion of sexy young strawberry, Deborah Ann Woll, who has taken the little screen by storm the last several years, and if her willingness to get all kinds of naughty and nekkid on film are any indication, this storm is going to be awesome. Enjoy.

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