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The Girls of True Blood, Ray Donovan, and The Leftovers Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Deborah Ann Woll and Bailey Noble in True Blood
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Some weeks, the greatest gifts come in small offerings of Boob Tube Roundup selections; the finest shows of skin on the small screen as documented by me after three to four light beers followed by three to for more regular beers following that silly warmup.

This week’s Roundup includes our first look at funbags on HBO’s The Leftovers with a peek at Carrie Coon, which I fear may not see a second season, Deborah Ann Woll and Bailey Noble being tortured in their undies in True Blood, and Paula Malcolmson taking some topless selfies for some fiendish reason on Ray Donovan on Showtime. It’s short but sweet this week. Like an aperitif. Or the very petite girl who took my virginity.Enjoy.

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Anna Paquin Topless in True Blood Headlines the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Mariel Neto Topless in Master of Sex
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I can’t think of an actress really as consistently flashing her funbags in a long running series as Anna Paquin on True Blood. Emmy Awesome and Mary Louise Parker come to mind, so I’ll lump them all in my Boob Tube Roundup lovely lass show-offs hall of fame. True Blood is now in its seventh season and Anna shows no real signs of slowing down. Maybe a few less full body leers, but those ta-ta’s of hers still make for the most memorable episode of every silly vampire season.

Joining Anna in the Boob Tube Roundup this week is Mariel Neto, getting nekkidly examined in Masters of Sex and Paula Malcolmson and Vinessa Shaw making a rare public display of funbaggery in Ray Donovan. This would be the week to give it up for premium cable. It isn’t free, but the lunch is rather nice to ogle. Enjoy.

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Anna Paquin Topless Once More! The Return of True Blood to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Tasya Teles Topless in Rogue
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Naturally, we eagerly away the day each year now when True Blood returns to HBO and Anna Paquin performs her inevitable, but never to be taken for granted, topless scene in the premiere episode of the supernatural drama. This is the seventh season of the topless popular vampire and werewolf in hot human form show, and Anna has about a dozen skin filled performances to date. Even after babies, she’s climbing right back in the revealing saddle this week.

Joining Anna in the Boob Tube Roundup is Karolina Wydra in an intense topless making of the sexy scene also from the premiere episode of True Blood, Lela Loren and Naturi Naughton getting very bedroom naughty and topless in Power on Starz, and Tasya Tales also making the loud and vigorous whoopie before flashing her outrageously hot topless body in Rogue on DirecTV.  Everybody is doing the wild thing but me! Sad face. Emote. Enjoy.

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Newcomers Topless in True Blood and Strike Back Join Yvonne Strahovski in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Lyne Renee Topless in Strike Back
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Always nice to see a little new blood, courtesy this week of shows such as True Blood, highlighting the small screen big tops that make worthwhile our home cable bills each month. Specifically, that would be Karolina Wydra in True Blood in one mightily moan-filled making of the sexy scene. Joining Wydra this week is Lyn Renee in the Britty actiion series Strike Back viewing on Cinemax in the U.S. And, last, but certainly not least, the ever-sextastic Yvonne Strahovski, quite nekkid, but flashing nary a nipple in a tightly choreographed knocking boots scene in Dexter.

I’m not exactly sure how the pair rolled around so much without clothes on without Yvonne flashing her sweet body, but, suffice it to say, it made me just a little bit sad. Still, Yvonne filming nekkid as a general rule, I strongly support. Enjoy.

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Anna Paquin Topless Again to Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Anna Paquin Topless Scene in True Blood
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I could watch Anna Paquin be nekkid all the time really. Something about that gap-toothed smile and her talk about being bisexual and just that little dip in her voice, not to mention her hotly recovered new mommy body. Yes, I think this could be a channel I would never turn off. Hence, Anna Paquin is headlining our Boob Tube Roundup.

Joining Anna in the BTR this week, which really is just comprised of the girls of True Blood, Deborah Ann Woll still won’t quite take her clothes off, but she still manages to pull off a rather sexy supernatural coupling that we just had to share. I’m not saying I’d want to be bitten by a vampire, but, if I had to be, you could do far worse than these two lovely lasses. Enjoy.

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Anna Paquin Bra and Panties, Jessica Clark Full Frontal, and More Orange is the New Black in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Catalina Rodriguez is Asstastic in Magic City
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Now we’re talking. A little something something from our friends who work in the small screen department at the major entertainment companies. Some fine actually worth watching TV shows that also happen to include some sextastic celebrity skin. I think we have the makings of a Boob Tube Roundup.

Once again, Anna Paquin is flashing her post-mommy refined body in bra and panties and some magical CGI powers in True Blood, along with co-star Jessica Clark flashing her full frontal goodness, though me thinks I spot a little muff-covering of an un-human like origin. Joining the girls of True Blood, Catalina Rodriguez in Magic City with one epic booty and Laverne Cox showing off her prison tops in the Netflix series Orange is the New Black. It’s all good and happening in the BTR today. Enjoy.

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Anna Paquin Bra Wearing Making of the Sexy Lone Highlights the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Holiday weekends being what they are, it was a pretty lonely time for skin on the small screen this past week. Meek and meeker. But there was the noteworthy return of Anna Paquin in her True Blood guise to earn the only worthy spot in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup. While Anna did not get nekkid post baby on the show she helped make quite famous, she did bare her bra and some body and yet another making of the sexy scene that has been the signature of this HBO vamp show now in its sixth season.

Of course, we will hope, and most definitely pray, for another chance to see Anna Paquin baring all once more. For now, we’ll just imagine we’re on top of her and her gap toothed seductive smile on that ever-present True Blood porny couch. Enjoy.

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