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Lydia Hearst Topless Big Tops At The Circus, Still My Favorite Heiress

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We follow many heiresses and next gen celebrity offspring on this little blog of ours. Let’s face it, rich famous good looking people tend to make good looking progeny. Damn you, genetics. But Lydia Hearst, heir to the Hearst publishing fortune, really is one of our unsung heroes. The alt-model shows up about once every year or two in a new set of topless pictures in fashion and style magazines. Sort of at random, but never without satisfaction of the visual variety.

In her latest revelations in Treats magazine, the New York based bit of brunette lovely, peels back her top to reveal her absolutely perfect pair of pouty puppies. I alliterate when I get excited, excuse me. Look past all the art and style and feast your peeps upon a beautiful woman who also happens to be worth a cool $100 million. That shouldn’t matter, but it does to me as I need a woman to keep me in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed. Granted, that can likely be achieved through about $500 worth of Groupons, but I wouldn’t mind a trip to the Mall of America at some point in my life. Enjoy.

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Alena Poses For An Asstastic Topless Treats Special

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I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be leering at the hot model who goes by Alena with my 3-D glasses. I own my own pair ever since watching Avatar eleven times in a row in the theaters. It was a really comfortable seat and you’re not necessarily going to want to keep borrowing glasses from the Westside kid with measles who wore them before you. All the better to see Alena and her fine female form in this wicked hot Treats magazine pictorial.

Simply sextastic, one fine funbaged girl, some really neat-o poses I dreamed about seeing women in since I was in grade school, and a few tricks of the colored lights and blammo! You have one memorably alluring bit of visual wonderment fresh for the ogling. I do so love beautiful women without their clothes on. No offense completely pointless multi-billion dollar women’s fashion industry, but you could go away tomorrow and the world would be a much better place. That’s harsh, but somebody has to be the grown up. Alena, call me. I’m in the book under Desperate. Enjoy.

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Julia Lescova Sexy Sweaty Booty For Treats Magazine

Latvian brunette beauty and former face of Guess, Julia Lescova, got everything but nekkid in this sultry hot bondage get up for Treats magazine, the periodical that lives up to its name.

Now, I’m not one to turn away from the sight of one smoking hot and sweaty woman showing off her derriere and other well heeled fine female parts in a racy photoshoot. In fact, I turn right toward it and stare blankly like a dog awaiting a biscuit. Julia Lescova is my biscuit. Oh, man, look at those biscuits. Oh, man, I wish she’s strut around my hilltop home in that little number. Step one, get a hilltop home. Step two, convince Julia Lescova that I need to shoot her nekkid in support of a charitable cause. Step three, hope she doesn’t investigate. Oh, my, but she inspires me to devious dreams. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Kassidi Is Bronzed And Topless For Treats Magazine

Kassidi By Kesler Tran For Treats Magazine
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We’ve reached that time of the week again. I do believe our first, make that second time in 2015. I was hungover during the first. I’m not going to lie. That is the only trait I share with Superman. As always, we like to celebrate Friday with some beautiful specimen of the finer gender, most especially so when she is celebrating her body on our behalf without so many clothes.

Meet Kassidi, one smoking hot sultry model featured in the current edition of the utterly excellently named Treats magazine. If you happen to go mental for hot bronzed girls like myself, well, then you too probably keep a can of bronzer spray by your bed as well. You never know when a pale lass might need an instant bronzing before happy happy fun time. Also, you’ll adore Kassidi in the way that men adore women who are crazy hot and have extraordinary bodies. Yes, I know you know. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Photo Credit: Kesler Tran For Treats Magazine

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Natalie Morris Topless Classic Hotness for Treats


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I’m really kind of a people person. You might not know it from my ‘Keep Out’ signs or the way I growl like a pit bull facing the neutering knife when confronted with people seeking to interact. But when it comes to extremely attractive women, I’m more than open to socializing. And I find no better way to meet this delightful demographic than through wonderfully shot topless photos in publications promoting the beauty of woman such a Treats magazine.

So, hello, Natalie Morris. Natalie might be familiar to those of you who closely follow the modeling scene, especially here in Los Angeles. Okay, so it’s one of my hobbies. So much more fun than Lego building. No offense, Master Nerds. Natalie makes her Egotastic! introduction by showing off her classic beauty in combination with her neo-classic funbags, both of which are a spectacular entrance to the cathedral of the celebrity sextastic. Welcome, Natalie. Linger awhile. We have soft cheeses. Enjoy.

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Nicole Trunfio Topless Teats Ridiculously Hot in a Magazine Called Treats

Nicole Trunfio Topless in Treats Magazine November 2014
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My friend Barney Bustamante told me as a kid if you want to get with the girls, you need to learn a little poetry. That was Plan B actually. Plan A was being handsome and the captain of the football team. Plan B seemed lame, but so much more attainable. Oh, the lackluster verses I would pen for Aussie model hottie Nicole Trunfio, she of the long lean hotness variety now on display in Treats magazine.

How happy am I to see one of my favorite Down Under exquisite beauties flashing her glorious funbags in Treats? Oh, there’s no known scale of measurement for such feelings. But it can best be expressed in the audible call of the Spring robin upon learning a mate will allow him to make some eggs in his lady. Best analogy I got. It’s horrible. Enjoy.

Nicole Meyer Topless Frothy Shoreline Sextastic for Treats

Nicole Meyer Ultra Sexy Topless Beach Shoot for Treats 2014
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If you happen to have delighted in South African hottie Nicole Meyer and her lingerie and swimsuit modeling work over the past year, you’ll truly revel when her swimsuit comes off and her ridiculously hot body is covered by nary more than the surging tide. It doesn’t get much better than sultry nekkid Mermaids on the shore.

Treats magazine knows how to treat a lady to the kindest visual wonderment exposure ever. Not that starting with the outrageously hot tools Nicole Meyer brings to work needs much further editing. But you do need the right sunlight, a Neptune like command over the waves, and somebody to tell Nicole, oh, baby, don’t move your booty, we’ve got to snap it looking just like that… perfect! Enjoy.

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