My friend Barney Bustamante told me as a kid if you want to get with the girls, you need to learn a little poetry. That was Plan B actually. Plan A was being handsome and the captain of the football team. Plan B seemed lame, but so much more attainable. Oh, the lackluster verses I would pen for Aussie model hottie Nicole Trunfio, she of the long lean hotness variety now on display in Treats magazine.
How happy am I to see one of my favorite Down Under exquisite beauties flashing her glorious funbags in Treats? Oh, there’s no known scale of measurement for such feelings. But it can best be expressed in the audible call of the Spring robin upon learning a mate will allow him to make some eggs in his lady. Best analogy I got. It’s horrible. Enjoy.
If you happen to have delighted in South African hottie Nicole Meyer and her lingerie and swimsuit modeling work over the past year, you’ll truly revel when her swimsuit comes off and her ridiculously hot body is covered by nary more than the surging tide. It doesn’t get much better than sultry nekkid Mermaids on the shore.
Treats magazine knows how to treat a lady to the kindest visual wonderment exposure ever. Not that starting with the outrageously hot tools Nicole Meyer brings to work needs much further editing. But you do need the right sunlight, a Neptune like command over the waves, and somebody to tell Nicole, oh, baby, don’t move your booty, we’ve got to snap it looking just like that… perfect! Enjoy.
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The ever beautiful Derryn Lester let it all hang out in this topless photoshoot for Treats magazine. She is on a beach and can’t stand to wear her bathing suit anymore. So, she takes it off and shows the camera her lovely perky boobies. She’s got those pert little ta-tas with the slightly upturned nips. I always find these kinds of knockers endearing, like I want to buy them some cake before I motorboat them. She’s also got quite the firm looking derriere. I would very much like to give it a playful smack, but that’s how people get sent to jail. Some of the photos are in black and white to show that they are classy. I frankly don’t care what color they are in as long as the girl in the pics is as hot as Derryn.
This is a good way to end the day, wouldn’t you say?
If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you’re going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I’m full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk.
Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It’s like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let’s warm each other’s souls. Enjoy.
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There can be only one Danish Delight, that would be Nina Agdal. But there are many Danish delicious lingerie models sporting the Nordic signs of lust inducement such as Mathilde Goehler who exudes the sextastic through every nook and cranny of her memorable model body. You know the European girls have no trouble with nudity, and neither do we, the gentlemen oglers of all nations, who can now peep kindly upon Mathilde hotness in the current edition of Treats magazine.
I know how the poetic among us are inspired by laughter, the visual artists inspired by rainbows. Well hot nekkid women are my laughter and rainbows. Girls like Mathilde inspire me daily, not so much to do anything productive or worthwhile, but mostly to spend some alone time in the water closet imagining our third date. The one where I don’t have to impress by using my Sizzler coupons and we get right down to the nookie. Mathilde, you are a thing of beauty and then some. Enjoy.
Incredibly sexy model Maria Popova did a naked black and white photo shoot on a rock for Treats Magazine. Maria is completely naked in these pics and you can see all of her goodies. Firstly, her funbags are amazing. They are perfectly shaped and perky as heck. It looks like it was cold on that rock because she is nipping something serious. She’s also got an extraordinary booty. It’s one of those perfect heart shaped butts that you rarely see in the wild. You even get a glimpse of the top of her lady mons.
I do love naked pictures in black and white. Maybe it’s because I’m pretentious and like old foreign black and white movies. Or perhaps the medium just shows off the female form better than in color. Really, I’ll take nudity anyway I can get it, black and white, color, sepia, whatever.
Okay, I’ll be the first to admit, I fall in lust way too easily. It’s my Achilles Heel, or, you know, Achilles other body part that constantly gets me into trouble. But I’d rather have lust and lost than to never have lust at all, especially if we’re talking the likes of hot model and would-be thespianic Alina Aliluykina, aka Alina Ali, who shows off her incredibly alluring nekkid body in this month’s Treats magazine.
It’s not just that Alina has the body of a Goddess and the wisdom to bare it for fun suffering of gentleman oglers everywhere. It’s that her spectacular body and boobtastic are so outrageously lust inducing, that people like myself are going to learn how to spell her last name properly. And once that happens, it’s like a forever tattoo of lovelorn feelings imprinted on the libido. Alina, that crazy hot body of yours I shall now never forget, even if I wanted to. Though I can’t imagine a reason why I would ever want to. So damn hot! Enjoy.
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