Treats magazine Posts:

Mathilde Goehler Topless Nekkid Danish Model Treats


There can be only one Danish Delight, that would be Nina Agdal. But there are many Danish delicious lingerie models sporting the Nordic signs of lust inducement such as Mathilde Goehler who exudes the sextastic through every nook and cranny of her memorable model body. You know the European girls have no trouble with nudity, and neither do we, the gentlemen oglers of all nations, who can now peep kindly upon Mathilde hotness in the current edition of Treats magazine.

I know how the poetic among us are inspired by laughter, the visual artists inspired by rainbows. Well hot nekkid women are my laughter and rainbows. Girls like Mathilde inspire me daily, not so much to do anything productive or worthwhile, but mostly to spend some alone time in the water closet imagining our third date. The one where I don't have to impress by using my Sizzler coupons and we get right down to the nookie. Mathilde, you are a thing of beauty and then some. Enjoy.

Maria Popova Topless Black And White Shoot For Treats Magazine


Incredibly sexy model Maria Popova did a naked black and white photo shoot on a rock for Treats Magazine. Maria is completely naked in these pics and you can see all of her goodies. Firstly, her funbags are amazing. They are perfectly shaped and perky as heck. It looks like it was cold on that rock because she is nipping something serious. She's also got an extraordinary booty. It's one of those perfect heart shaped butts that you rarely see in the wild. You even get a glimpse of the top of her lady mons.

I do love naked pictures in black and white. Maybe it's because I'm pretentious and like old foreign black and white movies. Or perhaps the medium just shows off the female form better than in color. Really, I'll take nudity anyway I can get it, black and white, color, sepia, whatever.

Alina Aliluykina Topless Super Duper Teats of a Goddess Goodness for Treats


Okay, I'll be the first to admit, I fall in lust way too easily. It's my Achilles Heel, or, you know, Achilles other body part that constantly gets me into trouble. But I'd rather have lust and lost than to never have lust at all, especially if we're talking the likes of hot model and would-be thespianic Alina Aliluykina, aka Alina Ali, who shows off her incredibly alluring nekkid body in this month's Treats magazine.

It's not just that Alina has the body of a Goddess and the wisdom to bare it for fun suffering of gentleman oglers everywhere. It's that her spectacular body and boobtastic are so outrageously lust inducing, that people like myself are going to learn how to spell her last name properly. And once that happens, it's like a forever tattoo of lovelorn feelings imprinted on the libido. Alina, that crazy hot body of yours I shall now never forget, even if I wanted to. Though I can't imagine a reason why I would ever want to. So damn hot! Enjoy.

Tereza Kacerova Topless Trailer Park Hotness for Treats


Hot Czech model in L.A. shooting a topless pictorial for Treats magazine in her panties in a trailer park? Um, yes, sign me up for a couple orders of that.

Tereza Kacerova gets wicked hot and sextastically topless in this delicious bit of visual wonderment. Just imagine how nice it would be coming home to your own downscale living quarters each evening if Tereza was hanging outside her trailer fooling around with her top so that her impressively fine funbags could be kissed by the afternoon sun? Yep, I might go home sober as well at times. The Czech girls are making quite a name for themselves this week, and doing so in just the right kind of wardrobes. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Keir Alexa Wohlman Is Long and Lean and Tall and Topless in Russell James Shoot for Treats


If you happen to love sultry Miami models who stand nearly six feet tall in their stocking feet, preening, bending, and posing topless for some epically alluring camera work, then you just might lust Keir Alexa Wohlman, featured in this new Russell James pictorial for Treats magazine. Keir is just wicked hot and long and lean and all kinds of passion inducing. I'm not even going to get into her perfect nipples, because I could write a 40-page essay on my love of Keir's gumdrops.

On Wednesday's we like to celebrate the hump of the work week with some of the finest ladies on the planet getting nekkid for your prurient entertainment. Hey, it's that or my Uncle Stu's magic act, which, by the way, he's now legally allowed to perform again at children's birthday parties. I'm assuming you'll take the former. I'd take Keir Wohlman all day long. So hot! Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Paula Bulczynska Topless Goodies for Treats Magazine


Thanks to EgoReader 'Tony C.' among others who directed our peeps toward the stunning hot topless goodness that is Paula Bulczynska, a Polish sensation of a sextastic model featured in this stunning Dennison Bertram pictorial of her in the current edition of Treats magazine.

On Fridays we like to close out the week by opening our eyes to the best and the most bodacious among our female planetary denizen. Poland has been stepping it up big time of late in the World Cup of Hottie Exports, so I'm not surprised by the rise of Paula Bulczynska to the Egotastic! limelight. Oh, the limelights I'd love to direct on Paula. Just so damn hot! Thank God It's Funbags!

Dylan Penn Covered Nekkid and Wicked Hot in Treats

Celebrity photographer Tony Duran knows how to take a picture. Dylan Penn knows how to look incredibly sextastic in a photo. Treats magazine loves the show off girls in hardly any clothing at all. Put them all together and you get the perfect storm of hotness by way of Sean Penn's modeling daughter in the upcoming edition of Treats. I guess the term coming out party has been used for a couple of Dylan Penn's more provocatively posed pictorials already, but this one seems to be coming out just a little bit further, if you know what I'm saying, and I rarely do most of the time.

I'm not sure if Dylan will actually make it  in the world of high fashion, but I feel rather confident that she'll do well in the world of nearly no fashion during shoots. She is a thing of beauty. I can't wait to see even more. Enjoy.