I’m not a man who spends much time considering wardrobe. But I must compliment whoever designed the make and model of what Ariana Grande wears generally in concert, including on the Today Show where she was showing off her full toned legs, sextastic midsection, and nice hints of the funbags that probably only the boyfriends get to see fully these days.
Ariana Grande is just about the biggest thing out there this moment in teeny bopper music. And she looks like one million faptastic dollars. Young girls love her, creepy men like me in trenchcoats lust her. I predict a continued meteoric rise for Ariana, especially in those super short skirts of hers. Enjoy.
Fresh off her stirring performance on Saturday Night Live, which love Miley Cyrus or not, most everyone admitted was something of a show success, Miley decided that the national morning crowd needed a little skin-showing and body-part revealing magic too. Hey, some people are morning people. Why should they be denied Miley’s bare lady nest region and her arse cheeks out there while twerking?
That’s rhetorical. They should not be denied. So, Miley took her vag and pony show to the Today show set this morning just to rub it into every single last person in this world that she’s going to show your her body whether you like it or not. I like it, so I’m good. But it is not optional at this point. Enjoy.
(P.S. A number of you have written in about Miley flashing nip on SNL. I’m not sure, but here’s the screencap if you wish to CSI.)
Sure, American women were glued to The Today Show to watch happy family safe Carrie Underwood performing on national TV, meanwhile, in the Egotastic! offices, we were staring catatonic at her long shiny legs wondering just how we might make them shinier.
There are boob men, and there are butt men, but let us never forget the leg men who live in the shadows of ogling fetishists. A shadow somewhere in my neighborhood. Enjoy.