The Oscars Posts:

Reese Witherspoon Sideboobs and Miranda Kerr Cleavetastic Help to Hotten Up the Vanity Fair Post Oscar Party

Vanity Fair knows how to throw a post-Oscars party. It's sort of the big event everybody moves to after all the official business is done at the Academy Awards. Plus they throw in all the sextastic celebrities who didn't quite get an official Oscar invite, the likes of Reese Witherspoon who took the occasion to show off an unusual, but definitely appreciate amount of bare boob with her daring dress.

Along with Reese, Sofia Vergara, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Munn, and Zooey Deschanel helped make this the most ultimate prom night you didn't get invited to. Or I should say, I didn't, so just like prom night. The ladies looked stunning. If only Reese had gotten Georgia-tipsy in that dress, we might've seen a malfunction for the ages. But, it's Oscar night, so everybody was on sadly good behavior. Enjoy.

Amy Adams Chest Puppies Snubbed at The Oscars

I get it, it's art. It's all subjective. And that girl from Yale Drama who won Best Supporting Actress was quite impressive. But, c'mon, Amy Adams boobtastic got completely snubbed at The Oscars. Forget her film which also didn't see a trophy, this isn't art, this is science. The science of ginger hottie bare melons, on constant 70's cleavetastic display throughout the movie, and, for the briefest of moments, completely bare.

When this snubbing occurred, I thought, go on, take the high road and say it was an honor just for Amy Adams' funbags just to be nominated. But the low road is where I feel more comfortable, and comforting, specifically of Amy Adams sweet teats. Those flesh twins of joy got completely robbed. I demand a recount!